The rules of this forum state:
Now this will probably be a rather un-politically correct forum, and I want to warn everyone that if you can't laugh at yourself, then you might as well not come in here. If you can't laugh at someone making a hamburger out of your sacred cow, there will most likely be something in here to piss you off. Leave it at home. I don't want anyone arguing with anyone about the appropriateness of what they might think is funny if you don't agree. I will nip arguments like that in the bud REAL quick.
So, Mr. DAND, you and your A DOUBLE S kissing friend need to go back to the forums where you can be negative, insufferable, know-it-alls.