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Old 04-07-2004, 04:12 PM   #1
DThomas
Letter to a Mother

I may not be a mother but I am a father with a daughter and I can relate..lol


LETTER TO A MOTHER
> A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.With
> the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
> my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his
> piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that mom, I'm
> pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the
> woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my
> dreams.
> I've learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for
> us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies
> we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS
> cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years
> old now and I know how to take care of myself.
> Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter,
> Judith
> PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show
> you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's
> in my desk's drawer...I love you!
 
Old 04-10-2004, 05:40 PM   #2
sputnik
LOL

Man, that's good!
 
Old 04-11-2004, 08:03 AM   #3
dwedeking
Quote:
LOL
Man, that's good!
Never raised teenage daughters?
 
Old 04-12-2004, 05:21 PM   #4
sputnik
Yep

I got one and that MORE THEN ENOUGH!!!

LOL
 

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