The Love Dress
The Love Dress
A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang
the
doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law
lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music playing and the
aroma
of perfume filled the air.
What are you doing" she asked.
I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law answered.
But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed!
This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
Love dress, but you're naked!"
My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
excites
him to no end every time he sees me in this dress; he instantly
becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get
enough of me.
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best
perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch
waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
there so provocatively.
What are you doing?" he asked.
This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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