1st.DEGREE!
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang @ 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, & said 'How should I know, that's ....200 miles from here!' & hung up. The husband said,'Who was that?'............THE WIFE ANSWERED ,'I DON'T KNOW, SOME WOMEN WANTING TO KNOW IF THE COAST IS CLEAR.'
2nd.DEGREE!
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on he sidewalk & leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror & says,'HMMMMMM, this person looks familiar.'..............THE SECOND BLONDE SAYS,'HERE, LET ME SEE!' SO, THE FIRST BLONDE HANDS HER THE COMPACT. THE SECOND BLONDE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR & SAYS,'YA DUMMY, IT'S ME!'
3rd.DEGREE!
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out & buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly & when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a georgous redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She takes the gun & puts it to her head...................THE BOYFRIEND YELLS,'NO, HONEY,DON'T DON'T DO IT!!!' THE BLONDE REPLIES, SHUT UP, YOU'RE NEXT!'
4th.DEGREE!
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says,'Go ahead, ask me......I know 'em all.'.............A FRIEND SAYS,'OK, WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF WISCONSIN?' THE BLONDE REPLIES,' OH, THAT'S EASY..........IT'S W.'
5th.DEGREE!
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was PREGNANT??.....
A:'IS IT MINE?'
6th.DEGREE!
Bambi a
blonde in her 4th. Year as & UCLA freshman, sat in her US GOVERNMENT class. the professor asked Bambi if she knew what ROE vs. WADE was about?......................Bambi being the smart one pondered the ?; THEN, FINALLY, SAID,'......................'THAT WAS THE DECISION.........GEORGE WASHINGTON.......HAD TA MAKE BEFORE HE CROSSED THE DELAWARE!!!!.'
7th.DEGREE!
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked & burglarized..........She called the police @ once & reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, & a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond!.......................AS THE K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered @ The SIGHT of the COP & his DOG, then sat down on the steps. Puttin her face in her hands, SHE MOANED,'.............'I come home ta find all my POSSESSIONS STOLEN!!!...................I CALL THE POLICE , & WHAT DO THEY do???? THEY SEND ME A BLIND COP!!!!!!!!!'
PROBABLY GIT SOME HATE MAIL ON THIS ONE???????.................from the blonde Jokes!...............PHANTOM!!!!
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang @ 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, & said 'How should I know, that's ....200 miles from here!' & hung up. The husband said,'Who was that?'............THE WIFE ANSWERED ,'I DON'T KNOW, SOME WOMEN WANTING TO KNOW IF THE COAST IS CLEAR.'
2nd.DEGREE!
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on he sidewalk & leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror & says,'HMMMMMM, this person looks familiar.'..............THE SECOND BLONDE SAYS,'HERE, LET ME SEE!' SO, THE FIRST BLONDE HANDS HER THE COMPACT. THE SECOND BLONDE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR & SAYS,'YA DUMMY, IT'S ME!'
3rd.DEGREE!
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out & buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly & when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a georgous redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She takes the gun & puts it to her head...................THE BOYFRIEND YELLS,'NO, HONEY,DON'T DON'T DO IT!!!' THE BLONDE REPLIES, SHUT UP, YOU'RE NEXT!'
4th.DEGREE!
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says,'Go ahead, ask me......I know 'em all.'.............A FRIEND SAYS,'OK, WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF WISCONSIN?' THE BLONDE REPLIES,' OH, THAT'S EASY..........IT'S W.'
5th.DEGREE!
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was PREGNANT??.....
A:'IS IT MINE?'
6th.DEGREE!
Bambi a
blonde in her 4th. Year as & UCLA freshman, sat in her US GOVERNMENT class. the professor asked Bambi if she knew what ROE vs. WADE was about?......................Bambi being the smart one pondered the ?; THEN, FINALLY, SAID,'......................'THAT WAS THE DECISION.........GEORGE WASHINGTON.......HAD TA MAKE BEFORE HE CROSSED THE DELAWARE!!!!.'
7th.DEGREE!
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked & burglarized..........She called the police @ once & reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, & a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond!.......................AS THE K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered @ The SIGHT of the COP & his DOG, then sat down on the steps. Puttin her face in her hands, SHE MOANED,'.............'I come home ta find all my POSSESSIONS STOLEN!!!...................I CALL THE POLICE , & WHAT DO THEY do???? THEY SEND ME A BLIND COP!!!!!!!!!'
PROBABLY GIT SOME HATE MAIL ON THIS ONE???????.................from the blonde Jokes!...............PHANTOM!!!!