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For entertainment purposes, I am starting this thread to answer anything you can come up with. You can ask about your ex your job, your friends, anything at all. Answers may be funny, or sarcastic, or both.

So, go ahead:

ASK ZX !!
 
I was asked a question by email. I will answer it this time, but please note that the purpose of this thread is to publicly inform you your questions.

Maybe someone else has the same questons and I can answer for both of you.

Here is the question asked today:

"Hey ZX,

Are pamela Anderson's boobs hers?"


{nameless}

Nameless,
yes they are hers. she has the receipts as proof of payment.

Gald I could help.

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i have a question....why are men dogs?..and furthermore...why is it that comparison...cuz when i see dogs i think good thoughts...why arent they compared to hyenas or something :)?..
 
Why are men dogs? Because we will sniff out crotches and chase cats { girls}.

The anaolgy comes from ancient days of cave habitation, before baths and razors were invented. Men looked like dogs; men smelled like dogs. Common speech patterns weren't develpoed, so they howled like dogs.

Hyenas were not used as a reference as they actually went out and hunted, whereas the caveman { humamous manous erectous hairyfull} sent the cavewoman {humanous femalei erectous hairless} in the pouring rain to gather nuts and berries.

Glad I could help.

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Yes, repguys are quite different in that the mentality is more keen and alertness fators are greatly increased.
That said, I must also stress that repguys are stronger and have more animalistic habits that wussguys. Repguys also have better hunting and/or stalking skills than wussguys.

Simply put, repguys, the best. Wussguys are worthless.


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Ginger Ambrose said:
Hey ZX,

How do you get your kids to "really" move out?
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That is just too easy.

Young adults usaully don't want to leave the comforts of mom's home, and they like to sleep in of the mornings. So, while Jr is crashed on the couch, you quietly pack all of their stuff and put in the car. When Jr is awake around 2:30pm, you just be kind to him as usual and ask him to go get you a soda from the store. While he is gone, change the locks.
There, the kid and all his stuff is outside of the LOCKED door. He is moved.

What if he has no car??? Same plan, but take his stuff to the bus stop.

What??? no bus??? No problem ! assemble his belongings in a neat pile in the yard, go to the place he is sleeping, grab him by the ear and drag him to the door.


Glad I could help.

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No more questions?????

Free advice, free therapy, free humor. All in one. What more can you ask for?
 
Junkyard said:
Why are most women spawns of the devil?
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They aren't really spawns of the devil but, men have pondered this question since the dawn of time and the answer is quite simple. Women were the first humans to have contact with the master demon himself. it happened this way:

Adam was watching ESPN and asked Eve to fix him a ham sandwich. Not wanting to be bothered with this, she went outside and there she encountered the devil. After some coffee and conversation, she remembered Adam's request. She plucked the apple and took it to him. The bond was set and continues to this day.


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Dear ZX,

How come guys are smart with computers and sound systems but can't figure out how to run a dishwasher? :raspberry
 
lucille said:
Dear ZX,

How come guys are smart with computers and sound systems but can't figure out how to run a dishwasher? :raspberry
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Guys are smart. Period. If we showed we can operate it, then what is there for you to do?

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harrellharrell said:
Dear ZX,

Which came first, the snake or the egg?

Melissa (The second Harrell)
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The egg. Follow the alphabet "e" comes before "s".


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