OK, Folks....Check THIS out!! Talk about RIGHT ON POINT!! I was Emailed this today...I think it's PERFECT for this thread...ENJOY!
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I was e-mailed this awhile back. Whenever I read it my blood boils. Had I read all this as a child I probably would have strived to be a judge. I find these rulings to be offensive to the laws of common decency, common sense and..........I'm starting to get excited. Enjoy
Stella Awards
Ever since a jury ordered McDonald's to pay more than $2m damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeeck after she spilt coffee and scalded herself, the annual "Stella" award has been granted to the person who successfully brings the most ridiculous lawsuit in the US. There are plenty to choose from for
2001.
Carl Truman, of Los Angeles, won $74,000 and medical expenses from a neighbor who drove his car over Truman's hand. Truman was lying on the ground, out of sight, stealing the hubcaps.
Burglar Terrence Dickson, from Pennsylvania, lived for eight days on Pepsi and dry dog biscuits after a faulty electric door trapped him in the garage of the home he had just robbed. The homeowner was ordered to pay $500,000 for Dickson's mental anguish.
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 after being bitten by a beagle chained in its owner's yard. Williams had climbed into the yard and was shooting the beagle with a pellet gun.
A Philadelphia restaurant had to pay $113,500 to Amber Carson after she injured herself by slipping on a can she had thrown on the floor during an argument with her boyfriend.
Kara Walton, of Delaware, won $12,000 and dental expenses from a nightclub after falling from a bathroom window. The accident happened as she was
trying to climb through the window to avoid paying the $3.50 entrance fee.
And everyone's favorite.........
Democratic Pennsylvania state Rep. Jane Baker, 56, said she will run for a second term next year even though she told a jury recently that injuries from a traffic accident had left her largely cognitively disabled. Baker, who lives near Allentown, said she needs help with reading and understanding material and carrying on conversations due to head injuries and told the jury that in fact she is virtually unemployable except for her position in the Legislature. The jury awarded her $2.9 million in November."
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Was that not perfect, or what?? Can you BELIEVE some people?? I never cease to be amazed!