Troyman [email protected] is his response to an ad I placed and my response back:
Hello Fraze,
Thanks for the mail back,The pics are nice.I will like to pay the $1000.00 for the baby Albinos available but it is quite unfortunate that i am not going to be in town as from tomorrow cause i received a call yesternight that i will be going on a business trip, so i will like to make everything fast as possible cause i am buying it for my BROTHER as a birthday present. and i want everything to be in place when i come back. the discription u gave me it is okay. concerning payment i will instruct my business representative whom we did business together and is owing me $3500 and he said he will be paying me via cashiers check. i will instruct him to issue u the certified cashiers check of the above amount ($3500)to you,as soon as u receive the check u will cash it then deduct the cost of your 1 baby Albinos available and wire the remaining balance of $2450 to my shipper via weste rn union money transfer in inorder to make arrangeme nt in coming over to your location for the pick up of the baby Albinos available.u will make use of the extra $50 for the running around. my shipper will be coming over to your location as soon as funds is being sent to him and to make sure that baby Albinos available is in good condition.all receipt paper will be handled my shipper if this okay by u pls i will need ur full name, address and phone number as it should be on the check.
Thanks.
Awaits your soonest reply.
Troy..........
Troy,
Let's complete this deal,but put a little different twist on it.I will rent two camels,one with one,the other with three humps.These will be flown to a location in Albania where they will be saddled by three cross-eyed baboons and ridden to a nearby Albanian wedding chapel.
My wife's sister,who is a toothless cross-dressing drag queen is looking for a husband as a birthday present.Your brother will do.Now,my sister-in--law owes me 3,500 bucks for an advance for a nipple transplant gone bad..pus and infection everywhere..but that is irreverent.
.Anyway,I will have the little bitty Albino boa wrapped around the 3rd hump of the one humped camel.Don't look for it anywhere near the three-humped camel cause it ain't gonna be there.Albinos can only constrict the 3rd hump of a one humped camel fue to a genetic weakness.So don't look for it on the wrong camel.If you do the deal is off and I will have to kill you ..slowly.
.We'll meet you at the chapel.We will be the ones singing,"Going to the chapel,cause we're gonna get married",a fine follow up hit by the group who did "Soldier Boy" about 1964 if my memory serves me right.Might have been 63 or 65,(can't be certain cause my hemorroids are inflamed and it affects my mammaries) and we will be carrying two birthday cakes: one and a half for old Billy Mabel(my sister-in-law) and a half for your half-assed brother.Just kidding,we're nearly related now and I like to joke around.Not kidding about killing you slowly,that was serious.
.After the wedding,we will damn near be related and I will just give you the Albino and your new sister-in-law will shoot you the afore-mentioned 3,500 bucks to boot so you can enjoy your business trip.We'll ride them-there camels back to the states so you can get there on time,or I could Western Union you in a box to your business location.Let me know as soon as possible,old partner.Wish your brother a happy birthday.
Your new snake partner and relative-in-law,
Tim
Tim Frazier illianareps
Hello Fraze,
Thanks for the mail back,The pics are nice.I will like to pay the $1000.00 for the baby Albinos available but it is quite unfortunate that i am not going to be in town as from tomorrow cause i received a call yesternight that i will be going on a business trip, so i will like to make everything fast as possible cause i am buying it for my BROTHER as a birthday present. and i want everything to be in place when i come back. the discription u gave me it is okay. concerning payment i will instruct my business representative whom we did business together and is owing me $3500 and he said he will be paying me via cashiers check. i will instruct him to issue u the certified cashiers check of the above amount ($3500)to you,as soon as u receive the check u will cash it then deduct the cost of your 1 baby Albinos available and wire the remaining balance of $2450 to my shipper via weste rn union money transfer in inorder to make arrangeme nt in coming over to your location for the pick up of the baby Albinos available.u will make use of the extra $50 for the running around. my shipper will be coming over to your location as soon as funds is being sent to him and to make sure that baby Albinos available is in good condition.all receipt paper will be handled my shipper if this okay by u pls i will need ur full name, address and phone number as it should be on the check.
Thanks.
Awaits your soonest reply.
Troy..........
Troy,
Let's complete this deal,but put a little different twist on it.I will rent two camels,one with one,the other with three humps.These will be flown to a location in Albania where they will be saddled by three cross-eyed baboons and ridden to a nearby Albanian wedding chapel.
My wife's sister,who is a toothless cross-dressing drag queen is looking for a husband as a birthday present.Your brother will do.Now,my sister-in--law owes me 3,500 bucks for an advance for a nipple transplant gone bad..pus and infection everywhere..but that is irreverent.
.Anyway,I will have the little bitty Albino boa wrapped around the 3rd hump of the one humped camel.Don't look for it anywhere near the three-humped camel cause it ain't gonna be there.Albinos can only constrict the 3rd hump of a one humped camel fue to a genetic weakness.So don't look for it on the wrong camel.If you do the deal is off and I will have to kill you ..slowly.
.We'll meet you at the chapel.We will be the ones singing,"Going to the chapel,cause we're gonna get married",a fine follow up hit by the group who did "Soldier Boy" about 1964 if my memory serves me right.Might have been 63 or 65,(can't be certain cause my hemorroids are inflamed and it affects my mammaries) and we will be carrying two birthday cakes: one and a half for old Billy Mabel(my sister-in-law) and a half for your half-assed brother.Just kidding,we're nearly related now and I like to joke around.Not kidding about killing you slowly,that was serious.
.After the wedding,we will damn near be related and I will just give you the Albino and your new sister-in-law will shoot you the afore-mentioned 3,500 bucks to boot so you can enjoy your business trip.We'll ride them-there camels back to the states so you can get there on time,or I could Western Union you in a box to your business location.Let me know as soon as possible,old partner.Wish your brother a happy birthday.
Your new snake partner and relative-in-law,
Tim
Tim Frazier illianareps
Shoot 'em down!!! :
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