My face is apparently quite tasty, when I was three a mastiff tore my face up over some graham crackers (our airedale saved my life) Had to have plastic surgeon sew my upper lip back on and close the gash on my brow ridge (can't even tell now) ,at around 9 the BP me and my cousin shared wrapped my neck and got me from under my jaw bone up to me check and proceded to grind,at 20 a yellow naped amazon flew over landed on my shoulder whispered I love you in my ear and lacked on the my cheek so bad that I have scar tissue on the inside of my mouth. All on the left side.
My striped male boa left a tooth or two in my left middle knuckle last week, the dh boa I bought last month tagged me twice (on my left hand) while I was deciding between her and her sister. Today I got an 07 jungle who I was warned repeatedly was quite feisty. I carried her all around the show,half an hour in a pick up truck (w/two gerbils),through the house, into her new tub, back out of tub so I could let my brother get a better look at her - nothing,sweet as sin a little tense, but a total angel the whole time. I take out my het coral lady, and stupidly say Here you can hold her,she's a doll. BAM ! Immediate bruising & dripping blood, she fortunately didn't loose any teeth. I feel so guilty when they do.
And yeah it was my left upper arm.
I can't get photobucket to upload, but it's a crappy picture anyway, you guys have posted way more impressive.
Now who do I see for a membership card?