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Close Call with a GA state truper

Dick Scratcher

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One time me and my bruther Willie had a buncha rattlesnakes we was drivin from Floorida back up to Wisconsin. We was goin threw southern Georgia on I 75, and it was around dawn so there was hardly any other veehickles.

Well, I had been drivin all night, while Willie rode shotgun an kilt a 12 pack. He said he had to pee and I should stop the van. I told him to wait until the next eggsit. He said he coudant wait that long. So I pulled on the side of the hiway.

I figgerd he was gonna run back in the bushes, but then he just ran out in the middel of the inturstate and started peein all over the place. Right when he was doin that, there was a Georgia state truper comin southbound in a mustang GT. He seen what Willie was doin, an cut across the meedeun. He was all over us like a cheep suit.

He was real mad cause we was "pissin on his highway". He yelled at us and then he yelt some more. He told us if he ever caught us "pissin on his highway" again, we wood be goin to jail. Then he got in his car and left. That feller never noticed we had a van fulla rattlers.

Good thing we was careful!
 
looks like you got lucky and you need to learn how to spell. bruther= brother, eggsit = exit, ect.
 
I wouldn't even bother responding to this clown. It's obvious the name he is using is a joke, like he is. Short of this idiot being born in one of those states where it's okay for your papa and your uncle to be one in the same, I highly doubt anyone would name their children Richard (Dick) and Willie Scratcher. I could only guess this is lil petey or some other banned individual with too much time on their hands playing games.
 
Well, eggscuse me Mr. Dandy. I thought this was the "just for laffs" section. You must be lookin fer the "ive got too much time on my hands, so I'm gonna be a buzzkill" section.

FYI That is a completely true story

Dick
 
WOW! I didn't know people on this board were so uptight and had no sense of humor...jeeze. He was tryin to be funny folks...get a grip.
 
glider_gurl03 said:
WOW! I didn't know people on this board were so uptight and had no sense of humor...jeeze. He was tryin to be funny folks...get a grip.
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No, he's an immature child playing games. Chances are he is someone who has been suspended and fined, and has returned under a fictitious name instead of paying the fine and returning like a man. Or maybe he is someone who is upset that the $10 fee was implemented and wanted to play games. Since he's not man enough to pay the $10 bucks and post in Hell, he sends me a PM that I probably shouldn't post here. I'll just say that Richard thinks since he is illiterate and illegitimate everyone else must be too.

Rayna, do you honestly believe his name is Richard (Dick) Scratcher? Your name is supposed to be your actual name not a description of what you spend your day doing.
 
LOL...Ya know, I wouldn't put it past some people these days...I've been some pretty BAD names, but yes, I agree, it probably isn't his real name. At any rate, by posting, we're just giving him what he wants. I'm sure he's just a troll out to make people mad and get under their skin. Which I see is exactly what he's doing. So why don't we all quit posting? Just let him post his dumb little things, and ignore them. :)
 
I thought the story was very funny. As for the name I worked at a place in Austin Texas that had a manager by the name Richard Seman. The name on the door was Dick Seman. Last name may have been spelled Seamen. And that is the trueth. Never talked to the man personally but his employees said he had a good sense of humor.
 
Sourpusses go home

The rules of this forum state:

Now this will probably be a rather un-politically correct forum, and I want to warn everyone that if you can't laugh at yourself, then you might as well not come in here. If you can't laugh at someone making a hamburger out of your sacred cow, there will most likely be something in here to piss you off. Leave it at home. I don't want anyone arguing with anyone about the appropriateness of what they might think is funny if you don't agree. I will nip arguments like that in the bud REAL quick.

So, Mr. DAND, you and your A DOUBLE S kissing friend need to go back to the forums where you can be negative, insufferable, know-it-alls. :cool:
 
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