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C'mon santa

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(author unknown) my Mother-in-law of all people told me this one today:

On one of the first stops that Santa made, he encountered a beautiful young blonde woman as he finished unloading presents under her Christmas tree.

"Santa, please dont go!
Stay the night here with me"
the beautiful woman said as Santa started back up the chimeny.

"HO HO HO..." Santa replied,
"...I must go,
i've got presents to deliver ya know!"

The beautiful young woman pouted out her bottom lip and removed her night shirt and bra... Santa stared at the perfection in front of him.

"C'mon Santa,
pleeeese dont go!
Stay the night here with me!" she begged Santa once again.

Santa took another look at the perfect chest in front of him, shook his head no, and turned to leave as he chuckled once again

"HO HO HO,
I must go,
i've got presents to deliver ya know!"

"BUT SANTA!" the beautiful woman begged on
"PLLEEEEAAASSEE don't go!
Stay the night here with me!" as she removed her bottoms...

Santa turned and stared in amazement at the beautiful NAKED woman begging him to stay. He thought to himself for a moment, looked about the room, then finally looked down towards the floor.

"HO HO HO,
I guess I'LL STAY!
Ya know, I cant get back up the chimeny with my dick this way!"

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man i hope that wasnt out of line, lol. I'm new to this forum, but i just had to share.
 
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