considering becoming first-time owner: questions

[mattjillson]

I guess if you can't see the irony in your "name", real or make believe, then I guess you have more problems than an inferiority complex.....

-Matt

 

[whitey4311]

Are you kidding me? This is exactly why I hate most these sites. Its all who can piss further and not about topics. This whole thing went off of someone who turned my name into a jack off joke and now I take crap for it. What ever man, grow up!

 

[mattjillson]

Sooo, let me get this straight, you bag on Jim for being old then you tell me to grow up? Interesting, yet unorthodox, approach I must say. If you don't like going to "these sites" because of the bs then why do you? Bottom line is if you don't want to get "punched in the face" don't hit someone over the head. Let me know if you need me to explain that saying to you since it seems catching on quick isn't your strong suit.

-Matt

 

[whitey4311]

Funny at your ages you look for people to pick on for no reason. I disagree about glass cages, as do you, and one guy starts in with staments about ignorance ect from no where and the other calls me a jack off who master bates. So sweet of you to deffend someone in the wrong, kinda like high school sweet heart behaviour. Want to have a flag pole meeting? Need me to explain that? Why dont you just come on out and make a threat and stop beating around the bush. Want my address as well, you big bad bullies?
Man you guys are tuff behind those screens, lol this is so pathetic. You call me a jack off and then attack me for deffending myself. Lol, intresting views you have their.

Hope you dont need to take your palvix from all this wouldnt want anything bad to happen to you guys. Just take some deep breaths and lets do some pursed lip breathing, ready go. You feel better yet? You ready to stop with me and get your nails out of my back, I am not your wife so i suggest you watch your tone/words with me.

 

[mattjillson]

You're so attractive when you talk dirty, hahaha. You're right, I can't fault your advice in the way of cage set up it is just the classy way you put it that needs some fine tuning. Seems to me this isn't the only "run in" you've had with people on this board so maybe instead of looking to blame others for why you are so "maliciously" attacked maybe you should look at yourself and they way you come across.

As far as overtly threatening you, like I thought, you didn't get what I was saying. Again, go back and look at your previous posts, maybe you might actually learn something from them and realize if you come off as a "Jack"-@$$ people will treat you as one. I could care less about who you really are or where you live, at this point I simply enjoy putting you in your place through sly innuendo.

-Matt

 

[whitey4311]

Put me in my place by raggin on my name, lol. I dont think I can sleep now, I am furious I tell you, ugh. Want me to make fun of your name? Jack is my middle name and Meholf is my last I just did not want to list my first name. If I wanted a name to say jack off I would put that man. This is just out of hand. Run in with another? As you can read several people aggreed with me me and chirs never responded again. Maybe all 3 of you can have some fun, you are about the same mantality. Narrow minded and abrasive. Though he is much worse that you guys, you 2 just seem to have this love for each other that cant be broken. I wish i had some people backing me up now and running to fight my battles of ignorance and crap talk. Where is he by the way he woould make these feel more like I was in a corner if he joined back in. Maybe he was only good for that one comment. Do you do his laundry too? You can wash mine when your done, are you a good cook? I bet you look cute in an apron. You just sound so sweet and you deffend other guys so well it just make me wonder what else you do?

 

[Chameleon Company]

Jack Jack Jack .... off!
You just don't get it. You are right about these sites serving a wonderful purpose to the hobby, etc. But how many of us do you think really care to discuss serious topics, and all of us value our time, with someone named Jack-off, or Dick Hurtz, or all the other elementary school foolishness. Its a clear rule of Fauna that we use our names, for reasons clear to all. I could care less about who you are when you are contributing nothing but positive info. But your disagreement with Neils was clearly pointed out by him as a lack of knowledge, and of ignorance. Just this opinion, but at least Neils has the temerity to put his identity on his posts. For the record Neils, I do not recommend glass aquaria, but I also know that they can be made to work for any sized chameleon.
Back to Jack-off. Once you choose to disagree, which is the prerogative of all in this site, at least be man enough to stand behind your own identity. I know ladies who, figuratively speaking, have bigger balls than you. Also dear Jack, should I ever be at a show and you are in attendance (I will know you because, by your choice of alias, you look like what, a big dick?) please have the guts to introduce yourself to me.
Now we have conspiracy theories about the chameleon police wanting to show up on your doorstep? The shame of it all is, that assuming that the pictures are yours, you have knowledge in this business, and a passion for it. By your own admission, in an earlier post, you are using an alias, and then you later try to back off of that claim. So what, you're a liar too? Why hide. I called you out, and you continued to choose to hide behind a name that discredits all that you do. Your ad-hominum attacks speak for your true character .... let the viewers here decide what they truly can and cannot believe of all of your posts. You want to be taken seriously ... just try being a man, say who you are in all of your posts, and if you get some criticism, handle it like a man, not like some piss ant.
Matt, thanks for the kind words. We both know that I would thoroughly enjoy meeting this jerk ...... Neils, hope to meet you some day as well. the circumstances of which would be pleasant.
Jim Flaherty
The Chameleon Company, LLC

 

[whitey4311]

I have these gorgious new toys one is called a Les Baer Super tack and the other a TRP when you like to met let me know. We can go have some fun, care for an address? You are so tuff I quiver when you talk to me, lol. Play off the name thing? Get real man you are too clever to make names like jack off up from Jack Meholf which sounds nothing of the sort. Threats on a msg board you are so bad behind that comp.
Andy Jack Meholf
92 kansas st
redlands ca
92373
Just walk right, in this way I wont have to explain myslef to anyone.

You think those pics of my cage are someone elses, lol. Dont be so upset that your hand skills cant extend beyond your keyboard with such colorful threats and lame remarks on ones name.
Seriously let me know when you want to come over. Ill make you a 230 grn jacketed with nice lead expanded tip under oh say 5.5 grn bullseye on my dillon press. That would be a nice hole. I dont tolerate BS from talkers so lets have it. Just wear some glasses because the tac light is a bit bright and you might look like a deer in the head lights.

 

[Chameleon Company]

Jack ... you're the gift that keeps giving ... thanks

Might have been born at night Jack, just not last night.

Jim Flaherty
The Chameleon Company, LLC

 

[Chameleon Company]

For the record

I have made a side bet with Webslave, putting my money where my mouth is ... he knows the terms. When I was a kid Jack, I really did have a friend who called businesses and asked them to page "Jack Mehoff", and "Dick Hurtz", and even called the grocery store to see if they had Sir Walter Raleigh in a can, and if so, advised them to let him out. I'm sure many of us know of the childish stupidities. Thanks for the threats too Jack .... I'll save them.

Jim Flaherty
The Chameleon Company, LLC

 

[whitey4311]

no threat here, map quest it if you like. Ill show you pics of some targets at 15 yrds, nice ragged holes.
Lets not forget that it was you who stated there are two of you who would like to meet me. Funny you need a friend in person to back you up just like you do here.
Perhaps asking what my name was and not assuming it was a joke this would have gone differently. Seriously let me know when you want to come play.

 

[WebSlave]

I have these gorgious new toys one is called a Les Baer Super tack and the other a TRP when you like to met let me know. We can go have some fun, care for an address? You are so tuff I quiver when you talk to me, lol. Play off the name thing? Get real man you are too clever to make names like jack off up from Jack Meholf which sounds nothing of the sort. Threats on a msg board you are so bad behind that comp.
Andy Jack Meholf
92 kansas st
redlands ca
92373
Just walk right, in this way I wont have to explain myslef to anyone.

You think those pics of my cage are someone elses, lol. Dont be so upset that your hand skills cant extend beyond your keyboard with such colorful threats and lame remarks on ones name.
Seriously let me know when you want to come over. Ill make you a 230 grn jacketed with nice lead expanded tip under oh say 5.5 grn bullseye on my dillon press. That would be a nice hole. I dont tolerate BS from talkers so lets have it. Just wear some glasses because the tac light is a bit bright and you might look like a deer in the head lights.

"Jack",

I just did a search of names matching that address you gave and YOURS is not listed there. Now perhaps the listing is incomplete, so I am going to give you somewhat the benefit of the doubt here. But not too much. I did notice your name when you registered, but as long as you were not a problem, then I had no reason to confront you about it. However, I believe your talk about the Les Baer 1911 tactical is a thinly veiled thread. THAT, my friend, is just not allowed on my website.

So here's the deal. Send me confirmation that your real name is as you say it is and I will simply give you warning points for that threat. But if you will not or cannot send me this verification I am asking for then I am afraid I am going to have to escort you out the door. Picking false names is no real crime here, as I am sure it happens all of the time. But if that really is NOT your name, and you meant it as a play on words, AND you are threatening other members here, then I really do need to see you on your way.

24 hours, please. You can email me at [email protected]. If after 24 hours have elapsed you have not complied with this request, then you will be suspended from this site and fined $10.

 

[WebSlave]

Hmm,

I guess this rather answers the question, doesn't it?

There is a new user, Hary Taint at FaunaClassifieds Forums

To view their profile, go here:

http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/member.php?userid=20562

Email Address : [email protected]
Birthday :

Where did you hear about FaunaClassifieds? :
Full Name : Hary John Taint
Location : California

 

[mattjillson]

A meathead is as a meathead does....

Ahh, "Jack", it all makes sense now. I was wondering, "how in the heck would someone willingly give themselves the nick name or allusion to a jack off session" and then it hit me, you're name is a cruel joke from your parents. When you look at it that way it makes perfect sense. With a name that is in actuality a really bad pun or a joke Bart Simpson would play on Moe of course you'd be ultra sensitive and predisposed to violence.

I have officially solved the puzzle here Jim, good old Jack is crying out for help. He is a victim of a drunk dad's bad joke - a boy named Sue if you will. You see Jim, we shouldn't be trying to poke fun at this guy for being a meathead, with the name Jack Melhoff, it is a surprise he made it out of High School in one piece let which perfectly explains his savage instincts - its always the kids that get messed with in High School that have the passion for guns!

Jim, this poor soul needs our help. This is a simple case of over compensation is all. He talks about his "load" or "ammo" in quite some detail. Now the real burning question I have is what you were shooting at those targets. With the name of "Jack Off" really I have only one guess what you were "unloading" although I think we've had enough detail out of you on that. I think this also might explain the homophobia he conveys in his posts. Poor Jack, so full of rage. I think it is time for an intervention here. Listen Jack, I'll be your friend and I won't even push you around. Think of it this way, I'll be the first friend you've had besides "Les Baer Super tack" and "TRP". Sounds very similar to the names a Marine buddy of mine used. This though is yet another funny instance to point out; that a guy named "Jack Off" named his right and left hands, coincidence? I think not. Jack buddy, I think you need help and don't know if Chameleons are going to be able to solve whatever internal problems you've got going on - remember that they are "hands off" pets.

-Matt

...Btw, Don't think Chris dropped whatever the two of you had because of your "witty", albeit poorly spelled criticisms. He is an Ivy Leaguer and it takes a bit more pizzazz to get him going. But, if at first you don't succeed....

 

[whitey4311]

trying to enjoy looking and forget talking here so made a new account. 10 bucks you are cute. And yes it is my real name but its not worth my time by. How about you take my computer away too, want my guns, car what else. Perhaps my job? **** off and peace out.

 

[WebSlave]

trying to enjoy looking and forget talking here so made a new account. 10 bucks you are cute. And yes it is my real name but its not worth my time by. How about you take my computer away too, want my guns, car what else. Perhaps my job? **** off and peace out.

Depends on what kind of guns you have.... The Les Baer isn't bad, but I prefer Colt Pythons myself.

But I take that response at face value. Say goodnight, "Jack".

 

[Chameleon Company]

Jack, my boy !! I enjoyed your talk about metal jackets, calibers, and ragged holes. I also thank you for enough info to alert the authorities as to your true identity. Thanks Matt for the first-hand testimony, and thank you Webslave. Jack, so that you realize my ilk, and others can confirm this, I spent 7 years with our proud US Army ... 4 as a paratrooper with the 82nd, and the better part of three with 5th Special Forces, all out of Ft. Bragg. I know all about ragged holes. I used to thank our Commander-in-Chief when the mission to fix something involved your ilk as the problem, as it was an easy mission. The patient thoughtful enemy was always the when we truly worried ... not a group you associate with, is it? The shame is that you had things to offer, and decided to shoot yourself in the foot. I believe that I will pursue finding out who you are (thanks again for the ammo !), as I just struggle so with wanting to find a reason to respect you when I have known so many others who you could not hold a candle to. I am 50 years old. And those that know me know that I could waste you with only my bare hands. I am very well versed in all the weapons too, courtesy of your tax dollars (or at least those of your parents). You likely can't respond, but I do wish you better than you have displayed in the last 24 hours. We all make mistakes. Thank you for the fun!
Jim Flaherty
The Chameleon Company, LLC

 

[lefty_mussolini]

I think I found the reason Jack is acting up. Redlands!!! Anyone in so-cal knows what I'm talking about. Or, anybody who has seen an episode of Cops also knows what I'm talking about.

 

[niels]

OHH my god, this is just to stupid!! you guys are just fighting, just because jack and I dont have the same opinion about glass tanks.I will not stop writing on this site and i dont think he/you will, so we have to end this war.

"If this guy can make the glass work for him and he is able to produce viable offspring that in turn produce offspring themselves well, success is success, right?"

I like what you wrote, not because you are backing me up, because YOU understand what im trying to say. there is no right and wrong. did you wrote the link from cham news? I would never thought that usa and Eu was so diffeent in keeping chams, but i gues we are. I would probable use mesh cages if i lived in usa, but i dont. offen if you get some thing told again and again, then you think, ahhh maby thats the best way.
I can tell you, i did try with mesh, wood and glass and i think glass and wood works the best for me. when i had the mesh cage i had to have a real high bulb to keep the temp up, but that was not the biggest problem. the temps was...how can i say this in english, well there was a big diffrense in the temps, because of all the mesh. Im not only keeping F.pardalis i also have some other chams like Ch.montium ect and it was a problem keeping the humanity up. I dont know if i misunderstod you on this( and if, im sorry) but i dont just have 1 friend i have many who keeps chams and write with cham owners over the hole world. chams is only a hobby for me, but i use 3 hours each day on them.
one last thing, even though we dont agree on the mesh thing, im not telling ALL people on this site that you are wrong.
so let it go, we dont agree and thats it, maby if you lived in Denmark you would do what im dooing, who knows!?
Im sure we can agree on many other things, like vitamins, uvb and more to come.
but I am telling you, if you dont stop writing that im all wrong about the glass thing(just tell what works for you), then i will have faunaclassifieds to remove you.
I dont hope I have to do this

regards Niels

 

[DaLizardLady]

birth names from hell

ahhhh this post has been oh so fun to read......and to my mind, came a wonderful memory or a gentleman I used to fish with on the pier in naples, florida. His name was Richard Heade!
I wonder what ever became of good ol' Dick. Wonder if he has guns?
hehehe

Just felt like adding this! <giggle>

<waving> HI EVERYONE!