Well vote for me, sister!
My platform:
Men would have to do 50% of the housework
Women would get store discounts on chocolate during 'that time of month' (thereby decreasing PMS homicides considerably)
Millions of unemployed fire ants in Texas could be sent to a facility specifically built to house men who father children and then do not pay child support
And instead of sitting in jail, criminals would be required to :
Wait in line for you at Driver's License facilities
Wait in line for you at Walmart customer service return areas
Do all your Christmas shopping at malls
Negotiate new car deals
Motivate teenagers to clean their room
and
Fix cheap vacuum cleaners including pulling all of the yucky stuff out of the hose with a bent clothes hanger.
The following would be taxed heavily:
Illegal drugs
Liquor
Cigarettes
Cockfighting
Dogfighting
Fish fighting
Lawn mowers costing over $1,000
Barbeque grills costing over $1,000
Hulk Hogan
The following would be tax free:
Reptiles
Chocolate
Cheesecake
Coffee
Children's clothes
Anything bought at malls
Well, there you have it!!! Lucille for Prez!!!