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DAN BIFIELD!  HORRIBLE BUSINESS ETHICS!!!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I don't have to answer any questions to you or anyone except Jeremy</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
What happens Dannie?  CAT GETS YOUR TONGUE?  You knew that Jeremy don't have internet access to ask you question, and that's why you keep picking on him...  Only coward like you can do this.
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">The snakes were in perfect health when I shipped them</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Stop your pathetic lying!  You just try to sell those sick snakes after you collected $275.00 for the medicine, and only loser like you that can rip $200.00 shipping for an amount of $60.00 without feeling any shame.
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Jeremy is now happy with his snakes</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
In your pathetic, denial dream!
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You breeders get a job,your collectinos suck and you are all nobodys in the biz</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
YOU, Dannie, is the one who should get a job, instead of milking those poor cats to make a living.  YOUR collections suck, we knew that; and YOU are nobody in the biz, we knew that, too
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Swing hard on my nuts while you still can</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Do you still have any?  Thought they were burned off when your pants were on fire the first time you LIE
If you have any nuts left, you should date a real girl, instead of having a crush on a Highschool girlie with your little pathetic denial "we love each other, and age doesn't matter" crap
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I will produce far more animals at much less than all of you.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Another pathetic dream!
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Mommy is waiting to wipe you little girls.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Finally you reveal yourself, MOMMY!!!
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">"Jealousy" is all this is</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
That's right, DANNIE GIRL!!! <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>
 
I just did something pretty interesting. I had this board list all threads in order of their views. Of all the threads started on here Dan has moved up to the 7th most viewed thread here. If you take out the stalker thread and the Neil vs Dave Lawson threads, which weren't started as "Bad Guy" threads then Dan is all the way up to #3.
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">you are all nobodys in the biz</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

We may all be nobodies in the business but you are definately a SOMEBODY now. You hold the #3 BAD GUY POST of all times!

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">All of you are Jealous and need to get a job.
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As I remember it Dan it is you who doesn't have a job, remember?

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You all will see me here in the years to come.
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Yes we will! Because of this thread you will live on for years to come for others to read about you.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">I will produce far more animals at much less than all of you.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
We are still waiting for you to produce the first one Dan. You gotta do that before you can start counting.
Mike Jones
 
Mike
Thanks for the idea.  I thought it was cool.

Here is the top 10 list so to speak.
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">
#1  THE SNAKE PIT WAS BURGLARIZED *AGAIN* LAST NIGHT!! (Pages 1 2 3 ..108 )  60343
#2  JoeP at DGS (Pages 1 2 3 ..28 ) bad guy 16235
#3  Pet store robbery and Daytona show (Pages 1 2 3 ..24 ) 9563
#4  Matthew Martin (The Big Squeeze) (Pages 1 2 3 ..21 ) 7695
#5  I have a question to ask (Pages 1 2 3 ..17 ) 9916
#6  Charlie-Delma Mutchler (Pages 1 2 3 ..15 ) 4512
#7  DAN BIFIELD!  HORRIBLE BUSINESS ETHICS!!! (Pages 1 2 3 ..15 ) 6276
#8  Boaphile Plastics (Pages 1 2 3 ..14 ) 5498
#9  Bill Cagle Reptiles (Pages 1 2 3 ..13 ) 4095
#10  Have-A-Herp (Pages 1 2 3 ..11 ) 5235
#11  A poll concerning the direction of the BOI (Pages 1 2 3 ..11 ) 4054
#12  TONY Khamjoi (Pages 1 2 3 ..10 ) 3625  
#13  San Diego Vivarium and IBD (Pages 1 2 3 ..10 ) 4085  
#14  Jesse Underhill (Pages 1 2 3 ..10 ) 4723
#15  SELLERS BEWARE (Pages 1 2 3 ..9 ) CHRIS HENRICH (BAD GUY) 2809
#16  A couple of questions for Neil Gub...The Snake Pit (Pages 1 2 3 ..9 ) 3646
#17  It's been OVER a year!!! (Pages 1 2 3 ..9 ) 1928
#18  ACCOUNTING OF WHAT JAMES THORNTON STOLE FROM US! (Pages 1 2 3 ..9 ) 7103
#19  Wormman.com (Pages 1 2 3 ..8 ) 3008

Some honorable/dishonorable  mentions  

 Jerry Tubbs (Pages 1 2 3 ..8 ) 2498

 Bill Cagle sold me IBD!!! (Pages 1 2 3 ..8 ) 3094
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Hey Danny boy, your right up there with some real winners.  Great job.  Fantastic.   <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>
 
Okay, going to try the quote thing.

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">You breeders get a job,your collectinos suck and you are all nobodys in the biz.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

Now, call me a grammar Nazi if you want to, but just what is a collectino?  Is that like an Italian collection?  Should I present my collection as "Mottacelli's Collectino?"

On a more serious note, Dan, you must be in denial.  I tried to tell you how to help yourself out.  Instead of taking my advice, you continue to post these infantile insults.  The best thing you could do for yourself now is to drop out of site and stop selling animals for a year or two, don't post any stupid, inane threats, suggestions, or insults anywhere, and after you have matured a bit, start over.

You know, sometimes it is too late to start over, and sometimes it is too late to shut your mouth.  But it is not too late for you!!

...at least on one of these.
 
Dan... you put yourself in a with a very good crowd (LOL). I think if you would have tried to answer some of the questions ask you could of helped yourself a Little. <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>

But you were not smart enough for that??

All you have done is show your true self (someone to avoid doing busness with).

It is sad it only took ONE bad deal to ruin your reputation in the REPTILE world!!!

And that is because of how you have acted on this site, and in your e-mails.

You have a lot of growing up to do to make it in ANY business.

Rick Steward/Ricks Reptiles
GO CHARGERS!
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Seamus Haley @ Sep. 08 2002,08:26)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Perhaps you have typing tourettes and it isn't your fault... Perhaps not.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Now that was REALLY funny, I'm off topic I know, but realllly funny.   <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
 
I have recently been e-mailed asking if this situation was made better by Dan, so i figured id let everyone know about it.  The snakes were seen by the vet yesterday morning, and Dan still doesnt answer phones, or e-mail.  Id like to ask Dan a few questions myself, but i know he wont answer, so why bother.  I am happy to see that Dan is still showing all of those true colors in his posts.  Keep up the good work Dan!  Let the herp world know who you really are.

Matt.
 
Wow, Dan.  I am so glad that you feel that everyone's collection sucks but yours.  I know my collections sucks in your eyes, it's all healthy.  Also, everyone else here must have crapppy collections, too.  I mean really, take myself for instance.  I keep something around 30 species of herps ranging from bearded dragons to Giant Geckos to Green Tree Pythons to yellow-foot tortoises, but compared to the VAST and impressive two or three species you house temporarily, that is downright crappy and I am so jealous of you I simply can't stand it anymore(OH, has anyone's sarcasm alarm gone off yet?).

Also, I have been around the herp business for years and for some odd reason, I have yet to see your name except here on this board.  Why would that be Dan?  I mean, you've been a big player in this industry for SIX years right?  So you should be right up there with Pete Kahl, Bob Clark, Brian Sharp, and so many others, right?  Your name should be the next on that list when I think of big name snake breeders, right?   I wonder why it is not, OH, I know why, YOU are the nobody sir.  

Also, if you are such a stand up guy, why won't you answer the questions posed to you?  They are VERY relevant to anyone doing business with you and you would realize this if you spent time thinking instead of asking us for sexual favors.  If you refuse to explain why you overcharged a customer roughly $150 for shipping, then you basically look like a thief.  Sorry, no nice way to say that.  

Anyway, bottom line, grow up, nut up, and show up.  If you had any idea how to do business you would spend less time making threats and lude comments and answer the questions regarding your shady practices.
 
Dan reminds me of the Knight on Monty Python that has his arms and legs cutoff but still wants to fight and hurl insults. He will never get it.
 
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">OH, has anyone's sarcasm alarm gone off yet?</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

I took the batteries out of mine so it wouldn't keep waking up the neighbors when I read this thread...

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Dan reminds me of the Knight on Monty Python that has his arms and legs cutoff but still wants to fight and hurl insults. He will never get it.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

The signifigant difference being of course- The Black Knight was funny. Dan's just sort of... Sad really.

I'm not so sure I like anyone associating anything related to Python with Dan... the Python boys were six of the funniest human beings to walk the face of the planet... (Sure, there are many who are debatebly funnier but look at the total population of humans that ever lived and then go ahead and rank them, they qualify somewhere near the top) and even if Eric Idle has turned into a disgusting puppet of himself, the group doesn't need that kind of negative association.

Dan is more like the entire "Bachelorettes in Alaska" thing fox did reccently. It's pathetic, worthless, rigged to cheat, nobody likes it and he's pretty feminine (although he tries to hard to make up for it).
 
Dee----ammm! Is this Dan Bifield ever a moron!!!!!

Okay, let's start...

1. He has clearly threatened physical violence to a number of parties on this site. What you guys need to do now is report it to the abuse coordinator at Kingnsnake. They do work with the FBI on these kind of things. Maybe he will be charged, or not, I dont know. But, at the least they will pull his account. And that should hurt his cat business, as I cant imagine that there all that many forums for exotic cats that can compare with Kingsnake.

2. His high school girlfriend: somebody should report this thread to the Hollywood, Fla, police department. You see, the original poster said something to the effect 'her being in high school at Christmas of last year.': She is 19 now. Wow! Dan, you are much man (dripping with sarcasm)! In either case, the police will look into it. She may have been under 18 when they got together. Further, her parents may not know all about him. They would be able to press charges if it can be proved that he was with her prior to her 18th birthday.

3. Dan's chronic man-love for a lot of the posters on this board. This, I can not explain. But it leads me to believe that he just might enjoy all those rousing bouts of 'shower room steeplechase' when he is in the joint.

Sincerely,

Gino (From Da Bronx) Beniquez

ps-aren't the Brian Rogers buffoons from Hollywood, too?
 
This thread has been beaten into the ground. All the needless posting about his dating is a bit ridiculus. Everyone has posted and replied so please move on to something else. There is 16 pages of back and forth nonsense. the first few were relevant the rest is a waste of time and space. If someone wants to deal with him after all this so be it, if they don't fine.

The End
 
Just wanted to give this one a bump to the top, and share an email that Mr. Bifield sent to me today, along with my reply.

This is a message from Dan Bifield at FaunaClassifieds Forums ( http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/index.php3 ). The FaunaClassifieds Forums owners cannot accept any responsibility for the contents of the email.

To email Dan Bifield, you can use this online form:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/member.php3?action=mailform&userid=1432

OR, by email:
mailto:[email protected]

This is the message:

Is there any reason why you the moderator of the site chose to call me a bottom feeder in your open forum. Do you have a problem with me, did I sell you anything, or have I ever had a business dealing with you. So based on what other people say you call me a bottom feeder. Is this because I said I'd be here after most of you bredders are gone.

Your site is just for bashing people, you bash me and don't know anything about me, as well as others. Goes to show since your site bashed, and gossiped for wks after the whole snake issue was over and me and the guys friend who baught the snakes weren't even arguing anymore.

I'd like you to remove the post about me being a bottom feeder since you never had a dealing, problem, or issue directly with me.

I have been in business for 6yrs selling mammals before reptiles, and have only had two complaints here on your site. I can't please everyone all the time.

Your concerns are duly noted, but my statement will still remain posted- with the only change is that it being noted as being my opinion. My status as a moderator does not preclude me from forming an opinion based on facts.

Your own words and actions on this site have shown your true caliber... profanity, veiled threats (which is a criminal act), repeated requests for homosexual favors, delusions of grandeur, etc.

Regards,
Ken Harbart

The thread that this is in reference to can be found here
 
I see Dan is still up to his old games. I've already been questioned about him concerning other rip-offs with this loser. I dont get on the boards much anymore, as im straying from this hobby all together. Just an FYI, the albino boa that was shipped to us, is STILL being treated by my vet. Its still sick! People like Dan make me sick. Snakes are one thing in my life i truly enjoy caring for, and breeding. People like Dan have destroyed that for me. Last winter i had decided to part with my collection after being ripped off, and shipped MANY sick animals. This last deal with Dan Bifield was an attempt to get back into the hobby, and try my hand at an albino boa project with a friend. As usual, Jeremy and i got ripped, and shipped sick animals. It has just left me quite sour from the whole thing. Especially when Jeremy is still shelling out money for the sick snakes Dan sent us.

Matt Butler
 
What is so wrong about being a "girly breeder"???

I am absolutly a female and absolutly a breeder! What is wrong with that???

I am throughly insulted that people still sink so low as to use sex as a threat or demeaning insult.

:uzi: Shame on you, Dan... Shame shame shame.

Sincerely,

One promising Girly Breeder :wavey:
 
LadyOhh said:
What is so wrong about being a "girly breeder"???

I am absolutly a female and absolutly a breeder! What is wrong with that???

I am throughly insulted that people still sink so low as to use sex as a threat or demeaning insult.

:uzi: Shame on you, Dan... Shame shame shame.

Sincerely,

One promising Girly Breeder :wavey:


Heather

I am going to take a stab at this and say that I think you mis-read the point of the recent post.

Here is a synopsis:

Dan Bifield, a notorious scumbag in the hobby for years, has been MIA for sometime. Recently, a suspected scammer named Melissa Mcvey had a thread started on her. Several telltale bits of evidence led to the belief that she was not on the level.

A reverse search on the phone number she offerred showed that it belonged to the infamous Mr. Bifield.

Conclusion 1.) Dan Bifield and Melissa McVey are one and the same. (Likely)

Conclusion 2.) Melissa McVey is selling animals in conjunction with Dan Bifield. (Also likely)

Conclusion 3.) Melissa McVey is a reputable breeder and does not realize she lives in Dan's house. (Highly unlikely)

I can pretty much guaranty you that no one on this board has any problem with reptile breeders who happen to be "girly breeders".
 
actually let me shed some light on this situation

the truth of the mater is that melisa is dans estranged wife. dan woke up one day and just took off leaving melisa with a stack of bills. he has not been heard of in about 6 months. melisa is just trying to sell off the boas that she has a substantial investment in seeing that now that dan is out of the picture she is just trying to recoup her lost funds. i dont know if this helps anyone any but melisa is one of the sweetest individuals anyone will ever meet and i have seen the animals personaly and know they are what they are being sold as and i know some of the animals were purchased from jeremy stone so im sure he will have no problem verifing that they are what they are being sold as
 
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