Does Everyone who is Suspended.....

[Griz]

Oh and Griz....that whopper comment...got any pix Muahahahahahahaha

I was sitting at bar one day when a horse walked in. He pulled a bar stool up to the bar and ordered a whiskey. My buddy and I thought that this was rather peculiar but as much as we tried to ignore him, we just couldn't.

So, after a few drinks I whispered to my buddy that I would bet him $50 that I could go make that horse laugh so hard that whiskey shot out his nose. My buddy, being one to never look a gift horse in the mouth, gladly took the bet.

So, I walked over to the horse and whispered in his ear. Almost immediately that ole horse fell over laughing and whiskey nearly covered every square inch of the bar.

My buddy looked at me in bewilderment and asked me what in the world I said to make the horse laugh like that. I refused to answer the question as there was still money to be made.

So, I whispered to my buddy that I could make that horse cry like a little school girl. My buddy, being down $50, figured that he could at least recoup some of his losses so he took me up on the bet.

I walked over and whispered to the horse again. Immediately, that horse was on the ground crying as hard as he's ever cried. I walked over to my buddy and collected my $100.

My buddy, just dying because he lost $100, insisted that I tell him what I had said to the horse both times. So, I whispered the answer in his ear............

Griz

 

[Laura Fopiano]

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So, I whispered the answer in his ear............

Griz

I told him that my member was bigger than his.....and he started laughing.
I then showed him and that when he started crying!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
You get a cookie for that one!
(but I still wanna see pix )

 

[critical bill]

I told him that my member was bigger than his.....and he started laughing.
I then showed him and that when he started crying!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
You get a cookie for that one!
(but I still wanna see pix )

I dont know about you Laura....but I'm gonna take the guys word for it.

 

[varnyard]

Here is a picture Laura, BTW we might need these!!

 

[varnyard]

And I think we might need some of these too.

 

[Laura Fopiano]

Here is a picture Laura, BTW we might need these!!

What, no shovel

And Chuck, most men that I know mistake inches with centimeters....really honey I swear to god it's nine ------yeah right

 

[critical bill]

And Chuck, most men that I know mistake inches with centimeters....really honey I swear to god it's nine ------yeah right

I can finish that....

---yeah right...its 9 alright, but we started at 8:45 so that means you lied to me twice you son of a.....

Ohh the dissapointment you women have to put up with. If only there were more of Chucky to go around. I should be cloned.

 

[varnyard]

Laura's thought, if I may assume:

Put down the magnifying glass, as well as the tweezers and walk away from the light.

 

[jsrocket]

This is killing me.

Thanks to all; I needed that.

 

[critical bill]

This is killing me.

Thanks to all; I needed that.

Jim, dont stop at that last post. Youre at 666 if you hadnt noticed. Thats a bad omen so do one more before midnight. Lest I fear you'll kill us all.

 

[jsrocket]

Ok, man, don't want to jinx anything, but now I'm off to bed.

 

[critical bill]

Now he layeth down to sleep...we pray the lord his soul to keep. Let angels watch him through the night till rocket wakes to morning light. Amen.

 

[Dragondad]

Ok, given the recent activity of bannings and suspensions I noticed that something Wes brought up is out there.

Jasballs and Wilomn are banned, as of this writting. Neither lost their Karma points and they are in blue when you see their posts.

Necroguy(not name but hate all the typing). Is fined and suspended. He pays to get back on and his Karma took the hit. He is also in blue when you view his posts.

Lucille, is fined and suspended and not in blue, and she also has not had a karma hit, (probably a worse punishment for her than paying).

So could someone please explain the standard of the "your outta here" structure???

 

[WebSlave]

Different tools with different results. Any system mod and myself can BAN a member for any period of time from 1 day to forever. There are no other sanctions involved with a BAN.

When someone is suspended with the warning system, they are effectively banned until they pay the fine. There is also a karma point hit associated with this method of management. Lucille should have been hit with negative karma points when she was suspended. This is done automatically via the code written for this module and is not optional. But I believe the AMOUNT of negative karma might be the issue. When I originally reset the karma system and adjusted the parameters for figuring out the "power" associated with each member, the negative hit was made correspondingly low because the karma levels for all members was relatively low. Recently I re-evaluated this situation and with karma levels on some people getting pretty high, I made the negative karma hit for being suspended relatively high enough to be more of a sting for anyone who triggered that sanction for their behavior here.

There are other tools on hand which I rarely use, but they are there if I need them. Banning IP addresses is sometimes used when someone will bypass a suspension by creating a new account. Accounts, along with all posts, can be deleted completely, if felt justified. Or EVERY post can be put into a queue pending approval prior to becoming public.

So with the above in mind, Jasballs and Wilomn were banned for three days. Necrophilia (or whatever) as well as Lucille, were suspended pending paying a fine.

As far as when and why each of the above tools will be used, it is completely up to the discretion of the site mods and myself. Depends on the circumstances and how they (and I) choose to use the tools here.

Hope that explains it somewhat.

 

[Dragondad]

I think I understand the answer and thank you.

I just seems, based on what I see when you cross her karma with your cursor that her hit was less than 200, granted the number I see isnt totally acurate. And she is still yellow not blue like the rest.