royalkreationz said:
I'm going to let yall beat the dead horse. It's not the horse that deserves the beating. I'll have to do what I have to do because Ed will not anwer questions. I'll check back and see if Ed takes any of the offers as far as shipping the snake back. I'll tell you this, it ain't over till the fat lady sings. So, as soon as Wes stops typing and starts singing maybe there will be some end in sight.
I'll let you know when I get it took care of one way or the other, it is up to Ed how I handle it. He has my email and phone number and address so he knows what to do.
If yall feel the need to continue go ahead.
LA LA LA LA ..... that was a good one, fat lady, singing, me, not bad at all.
Of course, it's a good one if you're in fourth grade.
Way to go you crazy silly ape, you made a Fourth grade funny. That's excellent progress. Maybe, doubtful but one never knows, you'll actually make an adult funny and we can all laugh WITH you instead of AT you.
You and your chaps have fun on your journey. I'm sure we'll all hear about it in the papers. In fact I can see the headline now:
Crazy Ape in Assless Chaps ASSaults Dimwitted Theif.
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A game of buttdarts and targets was played by an insane ape wearing only assless chaps today when he ASSualted and deflowered a spineless coward and theif all the while appologizing for abusing his phone and insisting that he was not a cretin but asking if a cretin was some sort of yuppie fruit.
"I'm not a fruit," the ape was heard to say, "I'm just a man whose sorry he used his phone. I should have just driven the 500 miles with two broken elbows to collect my money from the guy who robbed me."
"I'm where? I drove how far? There's how much vasoline in my car? Are you sure it was me? You are? How? Ohhh, the phone messages, yeah, I'm really really sorry about that. You see I meant it but didn't really mean it I was just mad and now I'm sorry because I meant it but didn't really meant it. There was how much KY in my car? My ass is covered in KY and Vasoline? I have no idea how that happened."
He was also heard to ask, "can someone find my underwear, the seat of this car keeps pulling my asshair," while trying to sit sideways in the backseat of the cruiser of the officers who arrested him for public lewdness and gross stupidity.
Officers were skeptical of his story to say the least.