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I had originally made a post about this numbskull in the Sound Off! forum because he was advertising a "wistling berm". Now it seems that stupidity is just one of his character flaws.

He was advertising the following on ReptileAuction:


BEAUITIFUL 2 1/2 FOOT HIGH GOLD BERM,VERY GENTAL, UNTILL IT COMES TO HER FOOD!! SHE IS A HOG!! SHE WILL EAT EITHER 4 LARG MICE, OR ONE MED. RAT, MICE IS HER TASTE THO. SHE AS U CAN SEE IN HER PIC, IS ABOUT THE THICKNESS AS A .50 PEICE.PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS BIDDERS."WILL REPORT FAKE BIDS"I HAVE TO GET RID OF HER TO MAKE SPACE FOR NEW BABY.LOVES TO HAVE SLITHER SPACE.SHE LOVES TO WISTLE!!

BYER MUST PAY SHIPPING.40. OVERNIGHT DELIVERY.I GARUNTEE LIVE DELIVERY.HEAT PACKS WILL BE INCLUDED,WILL SHIP MON.-WEDS.
Added by the Seller on Tue Apr 26, 08:51 AM:
IN RESPONCE TO THE QUESTION ASKED ABOUT HER WHISTLINGwRONG DESCRIPTION USED!!SHE HISSES.LOUD AND STRONG BUT I GARUNTEE SHE IS VERY HEALTHYSORRY FOR THE CONFUSION EVERYBODY!!:
Added by the Seller on Wed Apr 27, 03:49 PM:
i OPPOLOGIZE FOR MY TYPOS! i PUT SOO MANY UP ON THE BLOCK IN SUCH A LITTLE TIME, ANYWAY THE BERM IS ABOUT 4 1/2 FT. SHE DOES NOT WISTLE SHE HISSES WHEN SHES HUNGERY.ANYOTHER QUESTIONS PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL TO [email protected] INSTEAD OF [email protected]
Added by the Seller on Wed Apr 27, 03:54 PM:
Look I tried to add another pic I just took and it wont load if anyone wants to see it I can send it to you in email.I hope thats ok.
comp. is frusterating me:
That, of course, resulted in some interesting Q & A's. Shortly after he couldn't supply the vet reports, a new user jumped on and bid $400 for this animal. Here is the Q & A:
Auction Item Questions and Answers posted on item:
Item number: 1115661030
Titled: FEMALE HIGH GOLD BERM
Question about this item from (buyer): Eandjreptiles
Post on: Mon Apr 25, 08:39 PM
You do realize if she is whistling.... She is sick!
Whistling is a sign of Upper Respiratory Infection or URI.

Question about this item from (buyer): Takara
Post on: Wed Apr 27, 12:13 AM
HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN HISSING [email protected] do you have any more pics of her

Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Wed Apr 27, 03:32 PM
The answer to how long she has been hissing this past 2 weeks.she is fine I would not jepordize my rep. like that she visits her vet twice every 3 months.and yes I can take more pics of her...:)

Question about this item from (buyer): Ms_terese
Post on: Thu Apr 28, 06:04 AM
Will you provide vet reports with her to verify her health?

Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Thu Apr 28, 10:15 AM
I sure will!!Want mailed copies or what just tell me how to send it to you...
I can send it .jpg file through email...

Question about this item from (buyer): Ms_terese
Post on: Thu Apr 28, 11:51 AM
if you can email them to me, that would be great.

[email protected]

Question about this item from (buyer): Ms_terese
Post on: Fri Apr 29, 05:37 AM
I was asking for the vet reports via email, but thank you for sending the other picture.

Question about this item from (buyer): Cat_72
Post on: Fri Apr 29, 08:21 AM
Can I ask how she was 2 1/2 feet long when you opened the auction, and 2 days later she's 4 1/2 feet long?

Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Fri Apr 29, 01:51 PM
IF YOU WANT TO BE A SMART ASS I WILL BAN U FROM MY AUCTION,I WOULD BE JUST FINE WITH THAT,TO ANSWER UR QUESTION,IF YOU READ ALL INSTEAD OF WANT YOU WANTED TO, U WOULD SEE THAT I OPPOLOGIZED FOR MY TYPO'S, I PUT UP MORE THAN ONE ITEM GOT CONFUSED AND ONLY HAD A SHORT TIME TO DO SOO....

Question about this item from (buyer): Cat_72
Post on: Fri Apr 29, 08:19 PM
Geez, sorry for asking a polite question.....I read it all, I assumed typos referred to the misspellings....

Go ahead and ban me for asking a simple question, I don't really need a whistling bUrm anyway.....good luck.

Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 11:31 AM
Thanks for your permission.Its done...
baned!!!

Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 11:33 AM
Thanks for your permission.Its done...
baned!!!

Question about this item from (buyer): Ms_terese
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 09:31 PM
You're scamming. After "PooPoo" put in a bid for $400, you posted another ad for the same animal, using the same picture you sent me, claiming it as 2 1/2 feet again.

I guess you don't have to worry about anyone outbidding the fictional PooPoo on $400 huh?

Question about this item from (buyer): Joepythons
Post on: Sun May 01, 12:02 AM
O I SMELL TUNA!!!!!! DUDE DO YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE THAT STUPID TO NOT FIGURE OUT THAT YOU HAVE ANOTHER NAME AND BIDDING ON YOUR SNAKE?? LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU NO RIGHTFULL PERSON IS GOING TO BID 150 THEN A FEW MINUTES LATER OUTBID HIMSELF TO 400!!!!!!! WARNING SCAMMER

Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Sun May 01, 03:28 PM
LOL
The last few Q & A entries are due to the fact that shortly after the $400 bid on this animal, another ad was posted for the SAME SNAKE. Here is that ad:
Female High gold berm,2 1/2 feet.Loves to eat and is very sweet.

Buyer pays shipping and depending where u are it maybe as high as $45. Her bill of health is perfect.She has experienced no promblems in her 3 years of life.
Added by the Seller on Sat Apr 30, 07:26 PM:
I AM SORRY I AM EXPECTED TO MAKE THESE TYPOS OFTEN,:aNYWAY SHE IS ACTUALLY ABOUT 33/4 LONG. I do oppologize for my errors.
This ad results in the following Q & A:
Auction Item Questions and Answers posted on item:
Item number: 1116104387
Titled: 2 1/2 ft. female breedable High gold Berm,Loves To eat!
Question about this item from (buyer): Retic2002
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 05:30 PM
Why is she only 2 1/2 ft long at 3 years old, and how can she be breedable at that size?

Question about this item from (buyer): Ericorr
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 06:21 PM
WOW there is no way that berm is near 3 years of age and 250.00 is way to much to ask for her if you payed that much my freind you were totaly riped off even if she has a het she isnt woth that much

Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 07:19 PM
Hello,
I made a big mistake on the size!:) I was in a rush when I typed all that in there. I am sure we all know about that, I was told that that was a good deal for her am I wrong??Quote me a pice and Ill think about it, What she worth 2 u??

Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 07:20 PM
Hello,
I made a big mistake on the size!:) I was in a rush when I typed all that in there. I am sure we all know about that, I was told that that was a good deal for her am I wrong??Quote me a pice and Ill think about it, What she worth 2 u??

Question about this item from (buyer): Joepythons
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 08:56 PM
DUDE WHATEVER YOU ARE SMOKING LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!! NO ONE IS GOING TO PAY THAT MUCH FOR A REGULAR BURMESE PYTHON EVER.ALSO HOW COULD SHE BE BREEDABLE???? WHERE DID YOU BUY A WILD CAUGHT BURMESE PYTHON????? AS FAR AS I KNOW EVERY BURMESE IS CAPTIVE BRED NOW DAYS.ALSO THIS IS A AUCTION NOT A QUOTE ME A PRICE SPOT!!!!!

Question about this item from (buyer): Ms_terese
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 09:26 PM
And why is she listed twice? You already have a new bidder who jumped the price up to $400 on the SAME SNAKE before you posted this ad.

Dude, you're scamming.

Question about this item from (buyer): Ms_terese
Post on: Sat Apr 30, 09:38 PM
For bidders who want to check, this snake has already been sold (Bid is at $400, showing a Reserve Met Price) here:

http://www.reptileauction.com/cgi-bin/auction/auction.pl?category=b_snake_pythons&item=1115661030

And yes, Edge has been reported to ReptileAuction.

Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Sun May 01, 10:28 AM
DONT YOU RELIZE THAT ALL I HAVE TO DO IS IF I AM BANNED IS TO START ALL OVER ON A DIFF. NAME? YOU ALL ARE SOO STUPID AND THIS SITE IS ASWELL, I HAVE SOLD SOO MUCH ALREADY. OH AND ASWELL AS WHAT I AM SMOKIN THATS NUN OF YO BIZ. UNLESS U WANT TO JOIN...LIKE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TO SIT AROUND LISTENING TO YOU ALL AND BE SAD, ABOUT WHAT U HAVE TO SAY.YEAH OK, ILL LET U KEEP THINKIN THAT.....SOO BAN ME PLEASE ,LOOK DONT BE UPSET THAT U THOUGHT U HAD UR FIRST PUBIC HAIR UNTILL YA PISSED OUT OF IT,YA DUMB ****
OH AND JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT I WILL BE BANNED ILL MAKE THESE FEW WORDS WORTH IT,"WANNA TRADE,"OR IS IT,"AUCTION CLOSED" OR IS IT,UMMMOHH WELL THAT OUGHTTA BE GOOD ENOUGH!1,
THANKS AGAIN,OH YEAH AND ILL SEEYA SOON!
Nice, huh?

To top it all off, this has been reported to ReptileAuction and NOTHING has been done...both ads are still up.
 
Here is his AOL profile. What a winner.

Name BA BA BA BRYAN!!!!!!!!!!OH YEAH KIX RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Location Waynesboro penn.i HATE THIS FUKING STATE
Gender Male
Marital Status SEPERATED YEAHHHHHH YAYY YAYY
Hobbies & Interests Spending time with my girl Amanda,And everyday exited more and more for just finding out I am going to bea FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Gadgets MAKING LOVE TO MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
Occupation IM CRAZY SO OFCOURSE I AM ON DISSABILITY,PEOPLE CALL ME CRAZY LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BOTHER ME OR SOMTHING,DEYDAONES WHOHAVE 2WORK
Personal Quote EAT SLEEP AND MAKE LUV ALL ON THE STATES DOLLAR
 
That's Good Reading!

It just substantiates my theory that our gene pool needs more than a little chlorine. Reptibid/Reptile Auction is getting pretty shaky. I have bought and sold a few animals there, and I guess that I was lucky, at first. I have given up on it after dealing with the deadbeats, 12 year olds and idiots who seem determined to ruin the site. At least (Thank God) we have a verification system in place here!
 
Rainbowboaman said:
Here is his AOL profile. What a winner.

Name BA BA BA BRYAN!!!!!!!!!!OH YEAH KIX RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Location Waynesboro penn.i HATE THIS FUKING STATE
Gender Male
Marital Status SEPERATED YEAHHHHHH YAYY YAYY
Hobbies & Interests Spending time with my girl Amanda,And everyday exited more and more for just finding out I am going to bea FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Gadgets MAKING LOVE TO MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
Occupation IM CRAZY SO OFCOURSE I AM ON DISSABILITY,PEOPLE CALL ME CRAZY LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BOTHER ME OR SOMTHING,DEYDAONES WHOHAVE 2WORK
Personal Quote EAT SLEEP AND MAKE LUV ALL ON THE STATES DOLLAR
Hmmm...Amanda? Wasn't that the latest incarnation of serpenboy's wife or girlfriend? Could it be? LOL.
 
Gee what a real winner this guy is.
It sure does seem to be Mike Clark (Serpentboy).
 
"Gee what a real winner this guy is.
It sure does seem to be Mike Clark (Serpentboy)."


I would have to disagree. This guy is at whole new level of stupid! He is at a level that we have not seen until now. He makes Mike Clark seem like a Harvard Grad.

Holy crap, I just realized that this mental giant is reproducing! I guess he just wants to ensure that future generations will be able to have the pleasure of dealing with idiots like him in the future as well. That's just wonderful. Way to mess up the gene pool Bozo!
 
One can only imagine what a pristine flower of womanhood Amanda is...the poor thing...I wonder if he kidnapped her off of the short bus on the way to third grade classes???

The thought of more of this idiot's ilk racing around makes my blood run cold...rusty shears, anyone???

greg
 
For fun, I did a search on his other open items and posted a link to this thread. In one of them, there's a picture of him......does anyone recognize him?
 
Rainbowboaman said:
Here is his AOL profile. What a winner.

Name BA BA BA BRYAN!!!!!!!!!!OH YEAH KIX RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Location Waynesboro penn.i HATE THIS FUKING STATE
Gender Male
Marital Status SEPERATED YEAHHHHHH YAYY YAYY
Hobbies & Interests Spending time with my girl Amanda,And everyday exited more and more for just finding out I am going to bea FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!
Favorite Gadgets MAKING LOVE TO MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!
Occupation IM CRAZY SO OFCOURSE I AM ON DISSABILITY,PEOPLE CALL ME CRAZY LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO BOTHER ME OR SOMTHING,DEYDAONES WHOHAVE 2WORK
Personal Quote EAT SLEEP AND MAKE LUV ALL ON THE STATES DOLLAR

...So he hates his f... state even though he gets to eat, sleep and procreate on the state's dollar?? Glad I'm not paying taxes in Pennsylvania.
Also, one of his other ads on reptibid is for a kingsnake that would fit into the cigarette box that's in the picture, yet he claims she eats two large mice a week. :shrug01:

It's people like this that really mess up the reptile hobby (or business) for the decent, honest trustworthy people that are truly passionate about the animals they have in their care. I have been VERY fortunate (read 'lucky') for not getting ripped off or burned by someone who's trying to swindle innocent people out of their money or animals. Dishonest scum like this creep are bad enough to begin with, why do they have to bring animals into it?? :hot:

Being relatively new to Fauna, I just wanted to add that I think this site is TRULY AMAZING and I think that it's impact on the reptile world is just phenomenal! Without this site 'busting' people, MANY more innocent buyers and sellers would be getting taken advantage of. BIG 'thank you' to everyone who makes this site happen. :bow01: :beer:

Cheers
Paul
 
ms_terese said:
I had originally made a post about this numbskull in the Sound Off! forum because he was advertising a "wistling berm". Now it seems that stupidity is just one of his character flaws.

He was advertising the following on ReptileAuction:


That, of course, resulted in some interesting Q & A's. Shortly after he couldn't supply the vet reports, a new user jumped on and bid $400 for this animal. Here is the Q & A: The last few Q & A entries are due to the fact that shortly after the $400 bid on this animal, another ad was posted for the SAME SNAKE. Here is that ad:
This ad results in the following Q & A: Nice, huh?

To top it all off, this has been reported to ReptileAuction and NOTHING has been done...both ads are still up.

When I purchase my "wistling berm". :rofl: I do require them to tap dance to the tune they are whistling.

What a bum!
 
While I expect there to be a significant number of scammers in this industry (I'm jaded, I know), I'm terribly disappointed in Reptile Auction / Reptibid for not stepping in.

I guess I'll be crossing them off my list of buy/sell options as well, dammit. :hot:
 
Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Sun May 01, 08:21 PM
**** YOU U JEWISH BASTERD ****S, U ARE SUCH A ****ING **** I PRACTICE
VEWDO ALONG WITH WITCH CRAFT i AM IN THE KKK AND WILL MAKE SURE YOUR ANIMALS ARE TAKIN CARE OF IN A NICE FASION.I FART ON YOUR GRAVES. U THINK I AM DONE AND I HAVE ONLY BEGUN YOU HAVE NOOOOO IDEA WHO I AM AND THE POWERS I POSESS.U WILL SUFFER IN MY HANDS OF SATAN.hERE IS A START BEING THAT U THINK I AM A FONEY, TOMARROW U WILL EXPERIANCE PAIN IN YOUR BACK AND MAD HEAD ACHES.THE FOLLOWING DAY YOU WILL EXPERIANCE A DEATH OF EITHER AN ANIMAL OR A CLOSE FRIEND THE NEXT U WILL BE SCARED OF ONE WHO WILL THREATIN YOUR HEALTH.THE NEXT YOU WILL BE IN A MINOR ACCIDENT THE NEXT YOU WILL WELL U WILL SEE...................
 
That just cracks me up...

I suppose that I shouldn't worry about his voodoo powers...considering his spelling, I wouldn't think his reading comprehension skills are anything close to adequate, so I doubt he can follow the instructions for casting a spell. :rofl:
 
"I guess I'll be crossing them off my list of buy/sell options as well, dammit. "

I crossed them off my list almost a year ago. There just too many ding dongs like Voodoo boy that list their animals there. What an idiot. I have reptiles that are smarter than that guy.
 
Dennis Hultman said:
Response on this item from (seller): Edge
Post on: Sun May 01, 08:21 PM
**** YOU U JEWISH BASTERD ****S, U ARE SUCH A ****ING **** I PRACTICE
VEWDO ALONG WITH WITCH CRAFT i AM IN THE KKK AND WILL MAKE SURE YOUR ANIMALS ARE TAKIN CARE OF IN A NICE FASION.I FART ON YOUR GRAVES. U THINK I AM DONE AND I HAVE ONLY BEGUN YOU HAVE NOOOOO IDEA WHO I AM AND THE POWERS I POSESS.U WILL SUFFER IN MY HANDS OF SATAN.hERE IS A START BEING THAT U THINK I AM A FONEY, TOMARROW U WILL EXPERIANCE PAIN IN YOUR BACK AND MAD HEAD ACHES.THE FOLLOWING DAY YOU WILL EXPERIANCE A DEATH OF EITHER AN ANIMAL OR A CLOSE FRIEND THE NEXT U WILL BE SCARED OF ONE WHO WILL THREATIN YOUR HEALTH.THE NEXT YOU WILL BE IN A MINOR ACCIDENT THE NEXT YOU WILL WELL U WILL SEE...................


LOLOLOL..... The comedy never ends tonight. Is there a full moon or something?
 
"VEWDO"???

OMG!! :rofl:

Forget about chlorine in the gene pool over there, someone needs to flush! :toiletcla

I think perhaps a medication dosage upgrade is in order for Mr. "YOU HAVE NOOOOO IDEA WHO I AM AND THE POWERS I POSESS".

Oh my, must go, my back is killing me and I think I'm getting just a tinge of a headache...My Boa! What in the world is wrong with my Boa?!!...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
"I think perhaps a medication dosage upgrade is in order for Mr. "YOU HAVE NOOOOO IDEA WHO I AM AND THE POWERS I POSESS".

Oh my, must go, my back is killing me and I think I'm getting just a tinge of a headache...My Boa! What in the world is wrong with my Boa?!!... "


Now that was funny! What more can I say. By the authority that Jim O has granted me, I hearby give you, Voodoo Boy, your sign. As Jim would say, "Wear it with pride."

:toiletcla


Sorry Jim, I couldn't resist.
 
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