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Escapee stories

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Off topic yes...but i know some of you should have some interesting escapee stores..lol i sure do...listen to this...

My HUGE male tokay gecko got lose about a month ago, looked everywhere in my house, nothing...so this morning i get a knock on my door...its the local cops..so i open the door and they ask if i had any escaped lizards..i was like "yes!" and they tell me he's up is some apt on the 6th floor of out building in a guys apt! in his bathroom

he was doing his "mating call"...the tokay not the guy LMAO

the guy was scared sh!tless

anyways., im real glad i found him, missed the little bugger....
 
lol, everyone around here knows i have reptiles, some people next door told the cops to check with me
 
a good one...

Many years ago (before many of you were born), I had a friend that was a professional belly-dancer, and she had a very large pet boa named Mercy that she used in her performances. One evening after a show, she put her snake in it's carrying enclosure and left it in her car for a few hours. Upon returning, she noticed the lid was off of the case, and Mercy was missing. She and her husband tore the car apart (an old VW bug) but to no avail. They removed the seats, and still no snake. My friend was convinced that her pet boa had been stolen.

They called the police, and they came out and took a report. When they finally decided to go home, the car wouldn't start, so they called road side assistance. AAA came out and inspected the ignition wires, and BEHOLD! There was Mercy, all twisted up under the dash board. The snake was so stressed, she was rigid and they could not get her out! They ultimately had to call a mobile vet, who gave Mercy and injection of tranquilizer so they could get her pulled out.
 
Herea another good one for you! It's slightly dramitized for your entertainment :D (but all the facts are true!) and it will begoing up on my web-site as a warning against "sale-pets!"

Personally I have never had a Leo escape *knock on wood*, BUT I have a rather interesting story about my ex-pet (gave him away), a very EVIL little house gecko named Pablo. It all started one day at Petsmart...*fade to flashback sequence* my friend was looking for a companion for her anolie, it has already killed two other anolies, but they lady at the pet store was positive it wouldn’t kill the tiny little house gecko! And Wohoo they were on sale!(If you havent figured it out yet, I am a very sarcastic person...) So we get Pablo home and she plops him in with the anolie, so far so good, they ignore each other. But later that night I get a call saying the anolie tryed to eat Pablo, and she didn’t have an extra tank, and I was the only "reptile" person she knew.....So guess who came home with me the next day after spending the night in a jar, yes, Pablo. I set him up in my emergency 10g, with a light, a little ceramic house and some pothos. And what a lovely pet he was....NOT, all I ever saw was his tail disappearing into hiding, he was sooo incredibly speedy, and obviously he didn’t like me! after a while the only way I knew he was alive was the crickets I put in there disappeared. after a few months, crickets stop disappearing, I get worried and assumed the worst. so I take everything **carefully** out of the tank, and go as far as to sift the dirt, without any sign of Pablo :( but I also found no body.....so I search through my room, under and behind everything...no Pablo, We even had a moment of silence for him! we just assumed his body decomposed, or was eaten by the pothos (A very devious plant if you ask me!) or something?? SIX...thats right, six months pass, the summer ends, Christmas passes, and its early February. I walked in to my room, it was completely dark except for the desk lamp i left on....and then I see him, just out of the corner of my eye. I freeze totally in shock, it had been so long, it took a second to remember that I even had a house gecko!! so naturally I leap towards the evil little brat, but he’s too quick he makes a giant flying leap onto the wall, then runs up the wall, across and on to the back of my 50 gallon tree frog vivarium. I run over to the viv. and reach my hand around to the back, and out of sheer luck I grabbed him, only one problem...I got his tail. in what must have been the most disgusting half a second of my life, his tail drops off and he escapes....I scream. after I regain my composure, I felt sooooo incredibly bad, I buried the tail :( and assumed he would not last very long. TWO more months pass by, and I have accepted the fact that he is long dead and it is my fault, how could he possibly recover from a tail "amputation" and no food for EIGHT whole months? well, some how he did! our final confrontation came one day in April 2003, I was feeding my whites tree frogs, and I opened up the varvium and guess who I see plastered to the back wall nearest to the light! that’s right...Pablo, now I’m in total shock, but this time I’m ready! I grab the fish net that was laying on the floor (good thing I have a bad habit of leaving things lying around!) and dive in for the kill **I mean capture** he goes left, then right, then makes the wrong move of leaping for the top, in swoop the net upwards and finally after 8 months he is back in captivity. of course I had already made use of his tank so I stuffed Pablo (who will now be known as Mr. convict) in 1/2 of a gallon cricket keeper. and the biggest suprise was that he had managed to re-grow a stump of a tail, and looked rather plump! first thing I do it call my friend, and tell her "Mr. convict" had been captured. seeing as I did not want to re-live this experience, we decided it was best for him to go live with someone who...well...just someone who wasn’t us. and so ends my story of Pablo the, the sneakiest house gecko ever! in case you were wondering he’s still alive, he's living with a young girl, who is under strict instructions to never, ever try to hold him, never open the lid for more than 3 seconds (only enough time to drop a cricket or two in), and to keep no less that ten pounds of rocks holding the lid down!
 
another cop story!

I used to have three American alligators, they were about 2.5', 3', & 4'. I had this whole made pond in my back yard with pieces of plywood around it for a wall that was about two feet tall...... HEY!! I was a kid and poor!!! LOL Anyway one day a sheriff knocked on our door and asked if I had some alligators, and if I was missing any? Because a neighbor had a seven foot alligator in the bottom of is pool!! So I figured It must be mine as there aren't many "gators" in S. CAl. So I went with the sheriff to check it out and sure enough my biggest one was sitting at the bottom of there pool. After trying to catch it with a flimsy leaf net, that was bending like a twig. I told the home owner and the cop that I would just have to dive in and get my guy out ....no problem! I still remember the look they gave me ...like your out of your mind!! I said don't worry and dove in, grabbed him and got him out, (it was really no big deal as they were all so used to me handling them he didn't put up much of a fight.) I still remember that cop giving me (a kid) a high five and saying "that was awesome man" LOL
It's funny how a barely four foot alligator can turn into a seven foot monster so fast!!! LOL
 
And also how my parents refer to my room as a zoo, when all i have in there is two geckos, a pair of WTFs, and a 10g fish tank! Also how my dad refers to my 60 gram leo as Fat Bastard, and always makes "fat jokes" about her, eventhough she is the perfect weight for her size!
 
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