A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled
up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the
cat shoots back in the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the
taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not
wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi
driver "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed
and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I
had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me as I hauled
her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard !!
up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the
cat shoots back in the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the
taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not
wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi
driver "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long" he says, "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed
and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I
had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me as I hauled
her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard !!