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Fauna's Kinkiest Men

Fave Heart Throbs of Fauna

  • Bcfos

    Votes: 5 15.2%
  • Seamus Haley

    Votes: 6 18.2%
  • Poseidon

    Votes: 1 3.0%
  • Wilomn

    Votes: 1 3.0%
  • AZ Dragoon

    Votes: 6 18.2%
  • Gary O

    Votes: 2 6.1%
  • Boapit

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Anaconda Al

    Votes: 1 3.0%
  • other

    Votes: 11 33.3%

  • Total voters
    33
Well I know what two look like, still holding my vote though, it takes a lot more than looks to sway me. My vote will be tough to get.
I am just not seeing that something special in kinkiness yet.:D
 
bcfos said:
Wes you opened yourself up form massive quote's from a few how shall I put it? Less desirable members here. I think a couple of names might pop into your head right off the bat.

Brian, if I lived my life worrying about who was going to misconstrue what I said I'd never speak at all. Besides, I had them in mind when I wrote it. If I didn't give them ammunition on occasion they would just fizzle out. This way I can keep them banging and drooling JUST AS LONG AS I LIKE. Works on the chicks too.

I've told the wonder twins time and time again, not that they believe me but it's true anyway, that I just don't like anything but women. I don't care how itsy bitsy teeny weeny microscopic your dick is, if you've got one, you just ain't for me. Although I must say I am rather flattered by the amount of energy and attention they give me just trying to get in my pants. It's really a shame they are so enamoured of me but it is a VERY GOOD thing they ARE so used to disappointment.

Did you know Brian, that they have printed out almost everything I've ever posted. They come here, to the Lonely Hearts Forum and read read read, trying to imporve their chances. Talk about stupid.

I always figured that if I ever had stalkers they would be of the BORN female persuasion, not the WISH they had been BORN female persuasion. Ahhhh, the fates smiled most cruelly on me when those two were created. At least they have a good, no EXCELLENT, tagling:

LOATHED BY MANY
LOVED BY NONE
 
From what I have heard, Wes is .....amazing........but WE have him, and the wonder twins don't lol.....
 
Well Wes dear i would be more than happy to stalk you. I don't know if i can do it better than the wonder twins, but at lest im a female. And from what i've been told better looking then them. lol
Now, with that quick witted tounge of yours why don't you tell us ladies what you like. ;)
 
It's not quite so easy as that Jenn. Perhaps you should let us guys know what YOU like. After all, I wouldn't want any patented secrets getting out into the general populace where someone untrained in the proper usage techniques could get hurt. That would be a terrible burden for one so tender hearted as I to bear. Either that or I'd bust a gut laughing at some poor buffoon with his tongue in a splint.

But feel free to share. Pics are good, words are ok, videos are nice as well. Feel free to send me any and all.
 
Well now Wes you deal with cyber stalking wonder twins, I deal with insane real life tire slashing women. Ever wonder why I don't say what I am good at? It is all I can do with my bad judgement and not holding back certain acts to get rid of them when the time comes.
 
OK, I'm married for the second time, dated a lot in between marriages, and I'm a little confused here. Are the ladies thinking kinky begets good sex???? In my experience good sex is good sex, whether you need props, instruments, attachments, etc. Creativity and understanding what your partner wants/needs is the key.

You can ask my wife if you need any further explanation ;-)

Good luck in your search lonely hearts.

Regards,

Terry
 
wilomn said:
But feel free to share. Pics are good, words are ok, videos are nice as well. Feel free to send me any and all.

I thought this thread was about the men, not the women? Its you guys that need to be sending us ladies the pics, videos, etc. WE are the ones that will be voting for you. :)
 
Melle said:
I thought this thread was about the men, not the women? Its you guys that need to be sending us ladies the pics, videos, etc. WE are the ones that will be voting for you. :)


Ok where do you want them sent?
 
beakgeek said:
Creativity and understanding what your partner wants/needs is the key.

Terry, I could kiss you!! That was very well said and so true! We all know this but we're having a bit of fun measuring these men on the "kink" scale.
 
bcfos said:
trust me these I can't post nor email through here. PM with a private email addy. ;)

Okie dokie, will get to PMing ya right after this. Let's see your "kink scale." ;)
 
"Little Leroy" awaits your vote ladies! First woman that guess' who/what I am referring to wins all!

Kevin
 
Wow, this is sad! A chance for you guys to really impress the ladies, and frankly most of you are "all talk". Typical guys I guess. Oh well, onto the subject in hand. Ladies, kinky can be just about anything. Most feel kinky is whips, chains and pain. All can be good, (well for me), but others may be repulsed. It all depends on the time, place, partner and mood. Some more sheltered individuals may find Bridal Satin or PVC sheets kinky. Others step it up and think food items are. Vegetables, Ice Pops, Honey and the like, can all be kink when used properly. Sitting on your partners "lap" while driving, or in a public place does it for some. Liquid Latex, paint and oils can also make things colorful as well. It all depends on the people involved. I, for one, can, and have been all I have mentioned, plus more. Picture this; You are tied down and blindfolded on a bed of bridal satin sheets, in a room of candle light and the faint smell of vanilla fills the air. You feel the warm breath of your partner caressing your body, but no contact is made. Than, like out of nowhere, cold drops of water fall upon your "nursing vessels", and brings them to attention. Soon after, the ice cube its self is manuvered all about, sending chills throughout your body. Than, a slightly warm sensation replaces the cold as Magic Shell is poured on the perky vessels. The warm liquid slowly starts to harden on your once cold flesh. Your "pencil erasers" become constricted. I'll stop right here, and not go any further. Mentioning the cucumber warming in the pot of water on the stove, should probobly not be typed here. Above senario may be mild for some, extreme for others. It actually on of my favorite ways to get things flowin!
 
"Fauna's Kinkiest Ladies" poll started as a joke, but I think things are getting touchy and I am not sure how much latitude the mods have, so do not be surprise if things/posts start disappearing. LOL.

Kink is a sweet peach sucked slowly and tenderly outward or...

Kevin
"you have to peel a peach before you can eat it."
 
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