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Fauna's Kinkiest Men

Fave Heart Throbs of Fauna

  • Bcfos

    Votes: 5 15.2%

  • Seamus Haley

    Votes: 6 18.2%

  • Poseidon

    Votes: 1 3.0%

  • Wilomn

    Votes: 1 3.0%

  • AZ Dragoon

    Votes: 6 18.2%

  • Gary O

    Votes: 2 6.1%

  • Boapit

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Anaconda Al

    Votes: 1 3.0%

  • other

    Votes: 11 33.3%
  • Total voters
    33
Rozann, You like a guy who can cook? You have come to the right guy!! I love to cook! Spend hours every single week changing and imporving recipes. Combining things people would never consider. It can be more challenging then some women! :) One day I hope to have a small little reastaurant overlooking a beach.
 
What I am saying is

The chase is the fun part. Working up to the act is also very fun. But the act itself just doesn't do much for me now days. I guess I am getting a little too jaded, and some might say I just haven't found the right woman yet. Which ever it is the fun for me is before the act not the act itself.

Example you meet a shy lady and go out with her. You work it up till there is no turning back. That is the fun part. Maybe I am getting old and just don't get crap from sex anymore. Maybe as I am sure someone here will say I haven't found the "Right" woman yet. Now finding that right one is like finding a needle in a haystack. You have to closely examine each and every straw to make sure it isn't than needle.
 
Brian, I agree to a point. Yes the thrill of the chase can be very stimulating, but there is much more for me. It all depends on what the "act" is. Just bedding somebody and going for a ride, really is not my cup of tea, (unless I've been drinking toooooo much). I get the most excitement out of servicing a woman, and just watching her. The sounds and movements she makes can be truly amazing, and stimulating beyond belief. And no, there is no "right" woman. I've been searching for years. Tried older, much older, younger and much younger than me. Still single.
 
I really enjoy cooking. Actually I usually have a pretty good garden going on as well that I can pick fresh veggies and fruits from. I am not into dinners from a box, just not for me. I do something Italian I am cooking all day long. Good luck with opening your own restaurant:)

As far as the chase, I am not a guy so I guess I don't understand the rush from it. I do like the build up, I like to prolong it and for me personally, I am not into the "go to the bedroom" thing. Nope not here never have been. It is great there too, but there is something more exciting about other places, and a rush for the places there are chances of getting caught, LOL.
Perhaps you are tired of it because there is nothing else there?
I am not into one night stands never will be. And I feel I must be able to trust my partner to really get into fun.
 
I truly believe you are right. There is not "right" woman or man. You must be willing to take the good with the bad and be able to measure what you personally are willing to put up with.
You get as close as you can, time together is the only way to become closer.
 
OK, I'll chime in on this. I am happily married, but this is my second marriage. I had to date after 11 years of marriage with the stigma of being divorced, and having a child that was HUGE part of my life. I'm almost 40, and yet had 25-27 women interested in me. It took a woman my own age who is number one smart, very sexy, and most importantly absolutely, one hundred percent devoted to me and my daughter to make me undertand what is most important to me. Anyone can jump in the sack with someone, commitment is the key.

Happy hunting lonely hearts.

Terry
 
Not hunting here Terry, just having fun :p
But hey, married life and people can come to this forum as well. It is good talking to people. :)
 
I have to say i agree with Don, and Brian to an extent. The whole chase is awsome. The building up til you can't take it any more is.....well lets just say very very good!;) But i like to make the guy "happy". That is just something i like. I do like getting mine, but it doesn't bother me if i don't as long as i had fun. And the guy is satisfied.
Brian i have to agree with you and Stardust. There is no perfect woman. But then again there is no perfect person. You just have to find some who works the best with you.
 
my take

well to me i can " get mine" anytime ... to me the chase is just that ... a chase not sure whats so big about that to me not alot lol .

I focus on the partners complete and total satisfaction before , during & after the act itself . to me if you are more involved in the act or the "chase" for your own satisfaction get out of the room or the " game"
 
to me if you are more involved in the act or the "chase" for your own satisfaction get out of the room or the " game"
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There is a middle ground here... the idea of mutual satisfaction is one which often seems to go unspoken in such discussions but it certainly deserves a place. What's so tough about the idea that two people can find pleasure in one another... and by finding the other person enjoying themselves as well, make it that much better?

This can apply on either a pure physical level or that emotional stuff, to a point (there are certain limitations to just how many emotions guys have, women seem to have ones there aren't even names for)- by making someone else happy, happiness is in turn granted. The act of giving pleasure is in itself pleasureable... C'mon now... Even a jaded guy like Brian's gotta admit that there's something exciting about getting a woman all hot and bothered and then having her end up satisfied... there's an aspect of ego and greed in there too, guys who manage to think of women are in turn rewarded with her responses, making their own experiences that much better.

None of this should be new information but the conversation seemed to be drifting dangerously close to some of those college mentality "I got mine, who cares about her?" kind of statements and the reverse of "I only care about her, my needs are unimportant" is just as much of a crock. It's all about mutual satisfaction.
 
good point seamus

but to me making her happy inturn does it for me ... not to sound harsh etc but when i have done my job to the fulliest ... the reward is that both are satisfied.
 
Hey! Quit stealing my "Mutual Satisfaction" thunder and costing me votes by adding your reply to the top of a new page.

I should have expected a chorus of "Yeah Seamus, that's what I meant too... exactly that!" responses but I'd like to put a stop to it right now... Yes, I am the epitome of everything desireable; men want to be me, women want to be with me and so on. It's my curse to bear though so I don't want anyone snagging my good ideas without written permission.
 
Damn Seamus, I have admired your knowledge and writings since the ks days, can't remember about what though, lol. You never seem to stop amazing me. Now I find you can write about this as well, damn I feel some swaying going on with whom I might vote for, but WAIT, it says kinkiest, you havent mentioned that yet.
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it says kinkiest, you havent mentioned that yet
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Nope and probably won't. In some respects I can be a fairly private person... About as far as I'll go is to quote Terry Pratchett on the subject...

Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken.
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And add that I'm far more inclined towards the first definition than the second, although I suppose I could be talked into trying just about anything at least once.

Although the more I think of that and the things which might be asked for, the less certain I am of the truth behind it.

Edit: And how many guys have been voting for themselves to boost their numbers, assuming that they could get away with it because the poll was anonymous? I haven't, but only because I've been saving it for some point when my numbers start to fall way, way behind.
 
Well gee, you just took the kinky right out of the running with that quote, a feather or a chicken. Perhaps it is best if you do leave kinky out of it.:)
Feather is good.
 
Guess I will pipe in again, since I like feathers.

It all must be mutual. I agree with jenn fully. Be it as kinky as you can, if you both (or all..:p ) arent enjoying it, why bother? and i love to satisfy... his satisfaction gets me goin, and satisfies me. as long as i know i'm doin a good job, we both win.

But hey, enough of that. Still havent decided my vote. I think i narrowed it down though :) Off to bed I go to think about it.
 
It doesn't look like we're getting any closer to choosing the kinkiest Fauna man. Maybe we need to make a kinky questionaire with point assigned to the answers...? You know, like Quiz Diva. ;)

For those of you that don't know who Quiz Diva is, and are definitely over 18, go here: http://www.quizdiva.com/ You can find out what kind of sex toy you are and more. ;)
 
I think the fun is in the competition. After all, there is not going to be a coronation ceremony or anything; and since there are different people coming and going there may be a change in voting patterns as we go along.
 
Not to mention that different people have different standards and requirements. Me? I don't want to have anything to do with someone who feels he has to bring a whole chicken into the equation lol....
 
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