Hisserdude
Roach Simp
Please read the TOS before ordering. Minimum order $30.
Cockroaches:
Aglaopteryx gemma "Key Largo, FL" (Little Gem Roach) *FL Legal*
8 Mixed nymphs: $25 + shipping
Arenivaga bolliana "Del Rio, TX" (Dark Form) (Boll's Dark Sand Roach)
10 Small nymphs: $30 + shipping
Balta vilis (Plain Yellow Roach)
(Caresheet)
10 Mixed: $20 + shipping
Compsodes schwarzi (Schwarz's Hooded Roach) *FL Legal*
25 Mixed: $20 + shipping
50 Mixed: $35 + shipping
100 Mixed: $60 + shipping
200 Mixed: $100 + shipping
Dipteretrum hanstroemi (Hanström's Little Runners)
10 Small nymphs: $20 + shipping
Epilamprinae sp. "Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia" (Borneo Leaf Mimic)
10 Small nymphs: $25 + shipping
Eurycotis sp. "Venezuela" (Venezuelan Scrub Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $35 + shipping
Gromphadorhina portentosa "LLE Mahogany" (Mahogany Hissing Cockroach) *PURE*
8 Small nymphs: $30 + shipping
Gromphadorhina sp. "Unidentified" (Sidestripe Hissing Cockroach) *Likely Pure*
8 Small nymphs: $70 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Margattea nimbata (Raindrop Roach)
8 Mixed: $25 + shipping
Panesthia angustipennis cognata "Cambodia" (Orangeback Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $125 + shipping
Parcoblatta americana "Table Rock, Boise - ID" (American Wood Roach)
10 Mixed nymphs: $20 + shipping
Perisphaerus punctatus "Macao" (Punctate Roly-poly Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $155 + shipping *RARE* (Ask for Availability)
Pycnoscelus surinamensis "Dark" (Dark Surinam Roaches) *FL Legal*
10 Mixed: $12 + shipping
Beetles:
Apsena sp. "Kuna" (Micro Goblin Darklings)
10 Mixed larvae: $15 + shipping
Conibius cf. seriatus (Red & Blue Micro-Darkling)
8 Mixed: $15 + shipping
Deilelater physoderus "George West, TX" (Texas Bioluminescent Click Beetle)
6 Tiny larvae: $55 + shipping
12 Tiny larvae: $110 + shipping
20 Tiny Larvae: $175 + shipping
Eleodes hispilabris "Pacific Northwest Race" (Common Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $15 + shipping
Eleodes hispilabris "South TX Race" (Common Darkling Beetle)
10 Small larvae: $15 + shipping
Eleodes spinipes macrura (Giant Texas Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $25 + shipping
Embaphion c. contusum "Las Cruces, NM" (Bruiser Pie-dish Beetle)
8 Mixed larvae: $30 + shipping
Isopods:
Armadillidium corcyraeum (Greek Spotted Roly-poly)
10 Small individuals: $20 + shipping
Armadillidium klugii (Clown Roly-poly)
10 Small individuals: $12 + shipping
Armadillidium gestroi (Gestro’s Roly-poly)
10 Small individuals: $20 + shipping
Cubaris sp. "Panda King" (Panda King Isopod)
8 Small individuals: $25 + shipping
Cylisticus convexus "Eagle, ID" (Curly Isopod)
10 Mixed: $8 + shipping
Merulanella sp. "Vietnam" (Red-bordered Racing Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30 + shipping (One Group Available)
Nesodillo arcangelii "Shiro Utsuri" (Shiro Utsuri Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30 + shipping
Porcellio scaber "Lottery Ticket" (Rough Isopod)
10 Mixed: $12 + shipping
Trichorhina tomentosa (Dwarf White Isopod)
12+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
Springtails & Mites:
Coecobrya sp. "Tropical Pink" (Tropical Pink Springtails)
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
50+ Mixed: $10 + shipping
Cyphoderus sp. "Bylas, AZ" (Bylas Ant Springtails)
10+ Mixed: $15 + shipping
Entomobrya unostrigata (Cotton Springtails) *Dry Hardy*
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
50+ Mixed: $10 + shipping
100+ Mixed: $15 + shipping
Lepidocyrtus sp. "Small Silver" (Small Silver Springtails)
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Poduromorpha sp. "Tiny Blue" (Tiny Blue Poduromorph)
15+ Mixed: $10 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
cf. Willowsia sp. "Kota Kinabalu" (Malaysian Silver Scaly Springtails) *Dry Hardy*
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
50+ Mixed: $10 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Oribatida sp. "Red" (Red Oribatid Mite)
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
Stratiolaelaps scimitus *ex Hypoaspis miles* (Predatory Mite)
15+ Mixed: $8 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Desert Predatory Mites (Acari sp. "Idaho")
15+ Mixed: $8 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Terms & Conditions:
Minimum order $30 not including shipping. Will not ship roaches to FL other than the few species marked "*FL Legal*". We are trying to move away from Paypal and instead accept Cashapp, Zelle, Wise, or direct bank transfer, (PayPal can be used as a last resort though). I almost always ship domestically via USPS Priority Mail, shipping via normal priority usually costs $15 to $18 depending on the order size. Priority Express costs $50-$60, and is not guaranteed to arrive overnight due to the rural area I live in (two days is more typical), so it's often redundant unless normal priority is experiencing delays. Heat packs, if needed, will cost an extra $5 per pack.
I ship out on Mondays/Tuesdays for all payments and mailing addresses received by Sunday evening. (So if you place an order on Monday, it will most likely not be shipped out until Monday/Tuesday of the FOLLOWING week).
Due to negative experiences with USPS wildly mishandling packages that are held for pickup, we suggest against asking for packages to be marked HOLD FOR PICKUP, unless you know your post offices handles these types of packages with little issue. Otherwise, if your temps are too extreme, or you won't be able to accept delivery at home, or if you have some other reason for not being able to have the invertebrates shipped to your door, then I strongly advise you don't order.
I am not responsible for any deaths due to mishandling, acts of God and extreme temperatures. If your local temperatures are in the 90's or above or the 40's and below, (and you do not include a heat pack in your order for the latter), order at your own risk! Isopods/Camel crickets in particular are VERY sensitive to high temperatures, ordering them when your local temps are in the 80s or above may be a death sentence. Cockroaches and some beetles are more flexible when it comes to hot conditions, so if the temperatures in your area are in the 90s or above, we can discus a LAG agreement for certain, heat hardy species.
If, for some reason the invertebrates arrive dead, and they were shipped during weather I suggested should be fine, please send a photo of the dead invertebrates in question within 24 HOURS of arrival, and we can work on a replacement shipment or partial refund. If no proof in the form of a photo or a video is supplied, I will not take any responsibility for DOAs.
PM me to order, or if you have any questions.
Cockroaches:
Aglaopteryx gemma "Key Largo, FL" (Little Gem Roach) *FL Legal*
8 Mixed nymphs: $25 + shipping
Arenivaga bolliana "Del Rio, TX" (Dark Form) (Boll's Dark Sand Roach)
10 Small nymphs: $30 + shipping
Balta vilis (Plain Yellow Roach)
(Caresheet)
10 Mixed: $20 + shipping
Compsodes schwarzi (Schwarz's Hooded Roach) *FL Legal*
25 Mixed: $20 + shipping
50 Mixed: $35 + shipping
100 Mixed: $60 + shipping
200 Mixed: $100 + shipping
Dipteretrum hanstroemi (Hanström's Little Runners)
10 Small nymphs: $20 + shipping
Epilamprinae sp. "Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia" (Borneo Leaf Mimic)
10 Small nymphs: $25 + shipping
Eurycotis sp. "Venezuela" (Venezuelan Scrub Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $35 + shipping
Gromphadorhina portentosa "LLE Mahogany" (Mahogany Hissing Cockroach) *PURE*
8 Small nymphs: $30 + shipping
Gromphadorhina sp. "Unidentified" (Sidestripe Hissing Cockroach) *Likely Pure*
8 Small nymphs: $70 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Margattea nimbata (Raindrop Roach)
8 Mixed: $25 + shipping
Panesthia angustipennis cognata "Cambodia" (Orangeback Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $125 + shipping
Parcoblatta americana "Table Rock, Boise - ID" (American Wood Roach)
10 Mixed nymphs: $20 + shipping
Perisphaerus punctatus "Macao" (Punctate Roly-poly Roach)
8 Small nymphs: $155 + shipping *RARE* (Ask for Availability)
Pycnoscelus surinamensis "Dark" (Dark Surinam Roaches) *FL Legal*
10 Mixed: $12 + shipping
Beetles:
Apsena sp. "Kuna" (Micro Goblin Darklings)
10 Mixed larvae: $15 + shipping
Conibius cf. seriatus (Red & Blue Micro-Darkling)
8 Mixed: $15 + shipping
Deilelater physoderus "George West, TX" (Texas Bioluminescent Click Beetle)
6 Tiny larvae: $55 + shipping
12 Tiny larvae: $110 + shipping
20 Tiny Larvae: $175 + shipping
Eleodes hispilabris "Pacific Northwest Race" (Common Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $15 + shipping
Eleodes hispilabris "South TX Race" (Common Darkling Beetle)
10 Small larvae: $15 + shipping
Eleodes spinipes macrura (Giant Texas Darkling Beetle)
10 Mixed larvae: $25 + shipping
Embaphion c. contusum "Las Cruces, NM" (Bruiser Pie-dish Beetle)
8 Mixed larvae: $30 + shipping
Isopods:
Armadillidium corcyraeum (Greek Spotted Roly-poly)
10 Small individuals: $20 + shipping
Armadillidium klugii (Clown Roly-poly)
10 Small individuals: $12 + shipping
Armadillidium gestroi (Gestro’s Roly-poly)
10 Small individuals: $20 + shipping
Cubaris sp. "Panda King" (Panda King Isopod)
8 Small individuals: $25 + shipping
Cylisticus convexus "Eagle, ID" (Curly Isopod)
10 Mixed: $8 + shipping
Merulanella sp. "Vietnam" (Red-bordered Racing Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30 + shipping (One Group Available)
Nesodillo arcangelii "Shiro Utsuri" (Shiro Utsuri Isopod)
8 Mixed: $30 + shipping
Porcellio scaber "Lottery Ticket" (Rough Isopod)
10 Mixed: $12 + shipping
Trichorhina tomentosa (Dwarf White Isopod)
12+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
Springtails & Mites:
Coecobrya sp. "Tropical Pink" (Tropical Pink Springtails)
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
50+ Mixed: $10 + shipping
Cyphoderus sp. "Bylas, AZ" (Bylas Ant Springtails)
10+ Mixed: $15 + shipping
Entomobrya unostrigata (Cotton Springtails) *Dry Hardy*
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
50+ Mixed: $10 + shipping
100+ Mixed: $15 + shipping
Lepidocyrtus sp. "Small Silver" (Small Silver Springtails)
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Poduromorpha sp. "Tiny Blue" (Tiny Blue Poduromorph)
15+ Mixed: $10 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
cf. Willowsia sp. "Kota Kinabalu" (Malaysian Silver Scaly Springtails) *Dry Hardy*
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
50+ Mixed: $10 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Oribatida sp. "Red" (Red Oribatid Mite)
20+ Mixed: $5 + shipping
Stratiolaelaps scimitus *ex Hypoaspis miles* (Predatory Mite)
15+ Mixed: $8 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Desert Predatory Mites (Acari sp. "Idaho")
15+ Mixed: $8 + shipping (Ask for Availability)
Terms & Conditions:
Minimum order $30 not including shipping. Will not ship roaches to FL other than the few species marked "*FL Legal*". We are trying to move away from Paypal and instead accept Cashapp, Zelle, Wise, or direct bank transfer, (PayPal can be used as a last resort though). I almost always ship domestically via USPS Priority Mail, shipping via normal priority usually costs $15 to $18 depending on the order size. Priority Express costs $50-$60, and is not guaranteed to arrive overnight due to the rural area I live in (two days is more typical), so it's often redundant unless normal priority is experiencing delays. Heat packs, if needed, will cost an extra $5 per pack.
I ship out on Mondays/Tuesdays for all payments and mailing addresses received by Sunday evening. (So if you place an order on Monday, it will most likely not be shipped out until Monday/Tuesday of the FOLLOWING week).
Due to negative experiences with USPS wildly mishandling packages that are held for pickup, we suggest against asking for packages to be marked HOLD FOR PICKUP, unless you know your post offices handles these types of packages with little issue. Otherwise, if your temps are too extreme, or you won't be able to accept delivery at home, or if you have some other reason for not being able to have the invertebrates shipped to your door, then I strongly advise you don't order.
I am not responsible for any deaths due to mishandling, acts of God and extreme temperatures. If your local temperatures are in the 90's or above or the 40's and below, (and you do not include a heat pack in your order for the latter), order at your own risk! Isopods/Camel crickets in particular are VERY sensitive to high temperatures, ordering them when your local temps are in the 80s or above may be a death sentence. Cockroaches and some beetles are more flexible when it comes to hot conditions, so if the temperatures in your area are in the 90s or above, we can discus a LAG agreement for certain, heat hardy species.
If, for some reason the invertebrates arrive dead, and they were shipped during weather I suggested should be fine, please send a photo of the dead invertebrates in question within 24 HOURS of arrival, and we can work on a replacement shipment or partial refund. If no proof in the form of a photo or a video is supplied, I will not take any responsibility for DOAs.
PM me to order, or if you have any questions.
