the gecko geek
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There were 3 women, a blonde, brunette, and red head, all friends, that worked construction together. Their current task at hand was framing a skyscraper. About 2 months into the project they had made it up to the 14th story. The lunch bell rings, and the three women sit on their framework and pull out their lunches.
The brunette says, "Man, I've eaten a tuna sandwich for lunch everyday for 2 months straight now. I'm sick of it! If I get another tuna sandwich tomorrow im gonna jump off this building and end it." The blonde opens her lunch and finds a PB&J and says the same thing. The red head finds a ham/turkey with cheese and mustard, and agrees with her friends, but adds that they should leave suicide notes so that there is no confusion as to what happened.
The next day at lunch, all three women find the same exact lunches as before, write their suicide notes, and all three jump off the 14th floor of the skyscraper.
Being that the three women were all friends, their husbands all agreed to have a single ceremony for all of them, because that is what they would have wanted. The brunette's husband gathers everyone's attention and says, "If only I wouldn't have made her a tuna sandwich, she would still be here today!" The red head's husband says, "If only I knew she didn't want a ham/turkey I wouldn't have made it!" Everyone turns to the blonde's husband, who the whole time didn't seem to be as disturbed as the rest of the people there. They looked at him as if it was his turn to speak, and he says, "Hey, don't look at me..she packed her own lunch..."
The brunette says, "Man, I've eaten a tuna sandwich for lunch everyday for 2 months straight now. I'm sick of it! If I get another tuna sandwich tomorrow im gonna jump off this building and end it." The blonde opens her lunch and finds a PB&J and says the same thing. The red head finds a ham/turkey with cheese and mustard, and agrees with her friends, but adds that they should leave suicide notes so that there is no confusion as to what happened.
The next day at lunch, all three women find the same exact lunches as before, write their suicide notes, and all three jump off the 14th floor of the skyscraper.
Being that the three women were all friends, their husbands all agreed to have a single ceremony for all of them, because that is what they would have wanted. The brunette's husband gathers everyone's attention and says, "If only I wouldn't have made her a tuna sandwich, she would still be here today!" The red head's husband says, "If only I knew she didn't want a ham/turkey I wouldn't have made it!" Everyone turns to the blonde's husband, who the whole time didn't seem to be as disturbed as the rest of the people there. They looked at him as if it was his turn to speak, and he says, "Hey, don't look at me..she packed her own lunch..."
