Flesh tunnels are sweeping the nation, that's for sure, but are you wondering where they originated? Obviously an African thing, right?
The history of mankind shows that tattoos were the first form of body modification and this went to piercings here, there and everywhere and places no one should have extra holes.
But, in underground societies, the next step was branding. Yep, burned in images, like a cows and idiots. I don't know about you, but I have enough body scarring, I don't require anymore.
It is predicted that someone will up the ante with amputations. Yea, thats what I want: my kid coming home from college with a couple digits missing.
" What the hell happened?" I'd ask very concerned. She'd reply with "oh, dad, it is sooo kwel. All the kids are doing it !!" At that point, I would amputate her head with my hand.
Ever wonder why some folks get their own name tattooed on themselves? I wonder that alot. I think I now know.
Imagine you and the missus getting seperated at the mall. What would you do? Stand still and eventually someone will take you to the "lost and found".
It is here your wife can claim you.
"Excuse me, but has anyone turned in my husband?"
" I don't know. Can you describe him?"
" Uhhh. Hmmm. Oh, yea. Ok. He is about 5 foot 8, maybe 140 pounds, dark, but greying hair. His name is Michael and it is tattooed on his left shoulder"
"Let me go take a look"
A short time later, the fella at the "L&F" comes back, my body slumped over his shoulder. He flops me onto the counter.
"Does this one look right?"
Yea, thats him. Thank you"
Yea, I'm glad I got that tat !!!
How many people do you suppose have kids, and tunnels in their ears???
Not too smart, aren't they? We all know how little kids like to put their fingers in our faces and pull our hair and pull on our ears.
You thinking what I'm thinking?? Yep. Some little kid puts his/her tiny fingers into the holes and YANK. A new trend has started: having two dangly pieces of skin hanging from the bottom of the ears !!!
SIGN ME UP !!!