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I too have followed this thread all the way through, I to feel the same way as Kelly he gave you every chance to send back that king. You chose not to. I will say to im no friend of Mike's just a happy customer. Bottom line you should of sent that snake back. I have a ? for chatoic9. How does David's a$$ taste? You sure love to kiss it. Do you have a comp at your bedside table or what. You live on here. Enough said so I feel. I have heard many bad things about Mr. beard in another herp forum. but he comes here to play the good guy. yea right... Myshel JolieNext quote



I forgot to mention in my post, I wanted to thank Mike for telling me about this site. So that I can inquire about others I am considering buying from. Thanks again Mike!
Jolie Myshel
 
Ken Harbart said:
It gets interesting. There is a bit of overlap in the IP addresses of both kelly2 and SERPENT819. On 17 Jan 05, at around 10-10:30 pm, they were both posting from the same IP address, which happens to resolve to a terminal in a Kinko's store.

Aside from that curiosity, SERPENT819 has been posting from a SW Bell dsl account with an IP address obtained from a Houston, TX pool.
Kelly2 is posting from a Consolidated Communications dial up account, which can be at any number of locations around the country.

SERPENT819
You do not live in AZ. I would have never guessed it. You’re in Texas, go figure.
Were does Mike live, LOL I wonder.

Who posted in KS that they were in Houston, LoL that was you Mike.

I think it is absouletly no question that you are Jolie Myshel and I think giving yourself a positive trader rating under that name is abuse of the system.
 
Mike Clark

serpentboy78 said:
PATHETIC!!!!! I would love some phone calls from IMO you moronic idiots. It's not hard Just pick up the phone & dial 411..... "I" find it very um.. well sick you ppl can only try and say im posting under another name or asking the ppl I have sold to to post tracking #'s etc. I would love to see the shovle you guys are using because you guys sure are digging deep. I have had 1 deal go sour and that was with Mr. Bubbax aka david beard. That gr8 fiction writer Dan Scoloro Was paid for his snakes. Bottom line. Mike Bump is all FICTION. Where are those emails at mr. bump.? Still trying to dr. them? Saturday night folks. For those of you that have lives have fun & be safe. For the others & you know who Im talkng about have fun on the comp ALL NIGHT.

Pe@ce & Chicken grease........ Mike Clark :smokin:
lol,im still here,to tell you the truth this dan guy i thought was a little weird.(no offence dan)but it turns out i did recieve a phone call from fish and game.and they have copies of the email transactions.i told you emails were to easy to doctor so i wasnt going to post them!!!i posted solid proof,unless you would like to say something else was in that box.fish and game dosent think so though.your not going to write me off and call me a liar you little half wit retard.i'd love to meet up with you mike,maybe you'll go to dayton this year.
thanx
mike
 
Where have you been buddy?

Mike Clark:

Well how's it hanging buddy? I thought you said you were not going to post after you admitted to all those robbery and fraud situations? Well heck, it's good to hear from you anyway, either it be you, Kelly, or whoevers name your using. I actually miss you. Man I needed a good laugh today and I got it from your post. Thanks a lot.

Oh, was it you that made that Kelly post about me on the other thread about Joe Lesh yesterday? Said something to the effect that Kelly was bashed before, so because she was bashed, she was bashing me for the sake of bashing? Did you also wreck my rep points or did Kelly? Gosh, well I don't even know what a rep point is, but will look into someday. Oh, and Mike, I emailed several people that attacked me on that other thread you started about me, but no one replied? I wonder why? Where those posts indeed yourself posting under other names? Does not matter actually and I do not need an answer from you.

I will try to keep this short John.

For the record, and since some consumer may check this thread about Mike Clark: Mike Clark did not pay me in full for the snakes as implied his post on this thread. I traded him some snakes, and he sent me a dead coral snake via UPS. Mike also admitted that he sent the coral snake knowing that it was dead in the first place. And he only paid me half the value of the snakes I traded him. Also, Mike Clark bribed me to not report him to the proper authorities, and told me he would give me a pair of captive born eastern hognose snakes if I kept quiet about him sending me a dead coral snake. Mike Clark failed to do that also.

I hope that was short and sweet enough?

Hey, I almost forgot Mikey. Spring is in the air. Are you gearing up to go herping soon to gather up some more of those copperheads, rattlers, and Texas corals? Hey, I can use some. Sent them UPS, US Postal Service, Fed Ex, slingshot, does not matter, however you can, but do not use Delta Dash? And pack em like you did last time in another shoddy box in a deli cup and I will take them any way you can sneak them out of Texas. Hey, and next time, at least think ahead and use a forged address because I think all those shipping companies in and around your city are informed about you, and they just might be watching and waiting?
 
Wow...this whole "serpentbaby, Mike Clark" fiasco is ridiculous...hopefully, no one will purchase anything from him/her again ! It's people like this that make all the outsider's look at our hobby and shake their collective heads...people like him/her/it need to be stopped...
greg
 
Dan Scolaro said:
Mike Clark:

Also, Mike Clark bribed me to not report him to the proper authorities, and told me he would give me a pair of captive born eastern hognose snakes if I kept quiet about him sending me a dead coral snake. Mike Clark failed to do that also.

I hope that was short and sweet enough?

dannyboy, YOU are scum.

What can I give you to take yourself out of the business entirely? What can I give you to take mikey out with you.

The BOTH of you should be AVOIDED at ALL COSTS.
 
Wes:

What information did you seek that gave you any idea that I was in the business in the first place before that remark? I am not, never was, never will be.

Perhaps you misunderstood the entire post because you do not know about the other threads linked to it. Its not that important anyway.

He has been reported to the authorities many months ago. I went along with his bribe to see if he would be dumb enough to make good on it, but he even forgot about it, but remembered and still did not make good on the trade.

No need for an apology.

Perhaps inquiry before reaacting so quickly next time.
 
He has been reported to the authorities many months ago. I went along with his bribe to see if he would be dumb enough to make good on it, but he even forgot about it, but remembered and still did not make good on the trade.

Dan,

So did you report him before or after he offered the bribe?
 
When he reported it is is relatively unimportant.

He, dannyboy, has admitted that he is bribable(?).

If he let one guy bribe him who is to say that there are NOT many others who have also bribed him to stay quiet about things.

Whether or not he, dannyboy, is in business or not has NOTHING to do with the fact that he CANNOT be trusted. PERIOD.

If mikey can bribe him anyone else could as well. If he has been bribed what's to say he will not try to strongarm or blackmail someone else?

STAY AWAY from both of them.
 
Dan: How can I report him before the bribe? It was after the bribe.

Wes: You still have not done your homework and your throwing in terms such as bribable, strong-arm, blackmail? What gave you an inkling to any of these references? Are you some type of troll? What is your point here with insults and weird remarks? He entrapped with a venomous snake sent UPS. He conceded to sending a dead snake and only offered half their value in cash and two hognose snakes if I did not tell kingsnake.com that he sent me a dead snake. Later, I discovered that he ripped off another customer and felt bad about it, and set him up to catch him in his bribe, but he forgot about it. Later he remembered, and I never wanted the hognose snakes in the first place so this entire thread is way off topic.

You were given liberty on your first insult, but an apology is again, not requested.
 
When he reported it is relatively unimportant.

Yes, and as you state, relatively. Was he waiting for a bribe, and when this one did not come through he decided to report him? Or did he report him to the authorities right away and then was offered a bribe? Just curiosity.

Regards
 
Dan: How can I report him before the bribe?

How would I know?

Again, maybe you did not choose the right wording as it reads as if you were disappointed at him for not sending the hognoses.
 
Dan: Now I am getting confused? I will try to answer your questions as best as possible but it was a very long story hashed out on another thread.

You asked: Was he waiting for a bribe: No. I am not sure what you mean here in that question?

You asked: and when this one did not come through he decided to report him? No, he did not report himself.

You asked: Or did he report him to the authorities right away and then was offered a bribe? I am lost on that one for sure. No problem, email me and I will send you the short version as if I put it here, it will start a thousand questions again and I am not at liberty to comment on it much right now.

You asked something about disappointment with the hognoses? They are also not relevant either. I sent you an email with the short version. OK. Hope it helps.
 
Your statement:

Also, Mike Clark bribed me to not report him to the proper authorities, and told me he would give me a pair of captive born eastern hognose snakes if I kept quiet about him sending me a dead coral snake. Mike Clark failed to do that also.

Your first question:

You asked: Was he waiting for a bribe: No. I am not sure what you mean here in that question?

He bribed you so you would not report him (from the words in your first quote). My question is: did you accept not to report him if he made good on the money and the hognoses?

You asked: and when this one did not come through he decided to report him? No, he did not report himself.

He...meaning you.

You asked: Or did he report him to the authorities right away and then was offered a bribe? I am lost on that one for sure.

Here it goes again then, was he reported immediately, or was he supposed to send you money and snakes in exchange for your silence.

You asked something about disappointment with the hognoses?

When you say "Mike Clarck failed to do that also" It reads as if you were dissapointed because he was supposed to send you the hognoses to keep you from reporting him to the authorities. Hope this will help you understand why they are relevant.

Hopefully you will now understand better the nature of my questions.

Regards.
 
Dan Scolaro said:
I will try to keep this short John.

For the record, and since some consumer may check this thread about Mike Clark: Mike Clark did not pay me in full for the snakes as implied his post on this thread. I traded him some snakes, and he sent me a dead coral snake via UPS. Mike also admitted that he sent the coral snake knowing that it was dead in the first place. And he only paid me half the value of the snakes I traded him. Also, Mike Clark bribed me to not report him to the proper authorities, and told me he would give me a pair of captive born eastern hognose snakes if I kept quiet about him sending me a dead coral snake. Mike Clark failed to do that also.

I hope that was short and sweet enough?QUOTE]


Well done Dan....you are starting to get it
 
Sounds pretty simple to me.

danny was PAID, or promised payment, NOT to tell on mikey.

mikey, surprisingly enough, did NOT come through on his end of the bribe.

After waiting for the BRIBE to be paid, the hognoses, and NOT being paid, mikey THEN and ONLY THEN makes it public knowledge that mikey had sent a venomous snake that was dead prior to shipping.

It seem pretty clear here that one bad guy tried to bribe another bad guy to stay quiet about illegal activities that BOTH of THEM were involved in.

The briber(mikey) did not pay off the bribee(danny). The angry bribee(danny) then tells on the briber(mikey) and simutaniously gets himself back into the spotlight as someone who can be BRIBED to CONCEAL a federal CRIME for 2, count them, one and two, no more , no less, eastern hognose hatchlings.

Or did I miss something?
 
TopShelfExotics said:
I want some eastern hogs. Who do I have to bribe :(



lol

FIRST you have to commit or have knowledge of a crime THEN you get bribed.

Silly Christopher, didn't you know that?
 
OH........! MY BAD (or whatever it is those kids say nowadays!)

I guess I'll just have to threaten to release these photos of Wes in compromising situations.....


I'll take 1.3 Eastern Hogs thank you very much! :D
 
TopShelfExotics said:
OH........! MY BAD (or whatever it is those kids say nowadays!)

I guess I'll just have to threaten to release these photos of Wes in compromising situations.....


I'll take 1.3 Eastern Hogs thank you very much! :D

Those photo's, and the video of Wes with Paris Hilton, are already all over the internet.

You'll have to come up with something else.........
 
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