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  • Single male seeks reptile loving females for Fauna harem

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Sweet wholesome funny attorney-in-training seeks lintelligent conversation and email

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • Hot hot hot.....seeking same.......

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • Lonely Fauna male seeks warm loving women to make my python real happy

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Feathers, bubblebaths, girly stuff: female seeks female reptile lover for fun times

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Got the leather, got the handcuffs, need you right now, come on baby

    Votes: 6 16.7%

  • Sadistic female with braces seeks guys who wants bjs heee, heeeee

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Sexy female seeks handsome male, I give great hot oil massages by candlelight

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Biker guy seeks hot mama for rides and more

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Need cute women to come look at my geckoes, they are cute and I am too......

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • A nibble here, a nibble there, I know it's a snake board, but bites aren't ALL bad....lol

    Votes: 4 11.1%

  • Oh yeah baby just talking about cornsnakes gets me in the mood.....

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • You're going to do WHAT? Well, maybe....mmmmm,yeah.....

    Votes: 7 19.4%

  • Oh yeah baby I love it when you talk genetics to me.....

    Votes: 8 22.2%

  • Not on THIS board: Email me for PRIVATE info, baby

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    36
Got the leather, got the handcuffs, need you right now, come on baby :hehe:

I like to play cops and rubbers!!!
 
I cannot believe the responses here: people prefer handcuffs to attorneys. What the heck is this world coming to anyway....... :rofl:
 
lucille said:
I cannot believe the responses here: people prefer handcuffs to attorneys. What the heck is this world coming to anyway....... :rofl:
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Remember Lucille, lawyers are all about talk....cops are all about action!

I personally don't know ANY lawyers who carry handcuffs.....or a billy club (sticks have sooooo many uses!).
 
kiote9 said:
Remember Lucille, lawyers are all about talk....cops are all about action!
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Choosing my words very carefully, here, lol....

Cops are indeed action, they rock -- I dated a cop for over 10 years. I would sure rate him a 10, with 10 being the best there is.

However, I dated an attorney a couple times (an IRS attorney, no less) and, well.....


I am toeing the line here to show compliance to that new thread I wrote for the LH forum, where I stated that we should draw a line between flirty licentiousness and raunch, and stay on the f.l. side. So I can't say ANYTHING about the attorney guy.

LOL.... :hehe:


Disclaimer

As long as we are discussing various classes of people, I want to say that I am SURE that reptile guys are terrific. I cannot say because (this is a true fact) I have never dated a reptile person. But I am sure they must be exceptional and I am sure Fauna guys must be the best in the universe :raspberry
 
lucille said:
I am toeing the line here to show compliance to that new thread I wrote for the LH forum, where I stated that we should draw a line between flirty licentiousness and raunch, and stay on the f.l. side.

Disclaimer

As long as we are discussing various classes of people, I want to say that I am SURE that reptile guys are terrific. I cannot say because (this is a true fact) I have never dated a reptile person. But I am sure they must be exceptional and I am sure Fauna guys must be the best in the universe :raspberry
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What new thread? What is wrong with raunch? In real life I am the perfect picture of prim and proper....ask anyone! Here (online) I can be loose and relaxed. Gee, imagine if I acted like this in public! Poor Dave would be on his back on the hood of my car in a parking lot at some reptile show.....See what I mean? I need a place to let go.

P.S. I never dated any reptile guys. I didn't even have reptile loving FRIENDS until recently.
 
Calm down, don't get your knickers in a knot, I am not coming down against raunch, lol. (Although, true confession, I do not go, ever, to porn sites and stuff like that).

HOWEVER

Kids that visit the site are not going to pay any mind to signs we put up, and although I can and do enforce that they cannot post here, I can't do anything about what they see. So I made a post asking everyone to keep in on the side of innuendo and the like, maybe a little licentiousness, and then take the raunch to email.

I do think it is possible to be sexy and at the same time say what you want in a way that will invite others to invite you to private mail ( :hehe: ), but will protect little eyes and ears.

I do think you can relax here and say just about anything you want. A case in point is Mae West, in an era that restricted almost everything, she got away with...well....everything, lol.... :rofl:

Carry on...


Oh BTW:
"P.S. I never dated any reptile guys. I didn't even have reptile loving FRIENDS until recently."

Some day we will meet at a reptile convention and find a couple of them....they'll never be the same..... :hehe:
 
Lucille, I have finally figured out that you are a true romantic. That is just too cool!

I have no grasp of romance what so ever. I was raised by my father and most of my friends have been men. I don't do champagne and roses, candle lit bubble baths, or dinner by the fire. This girl would rather drag race, down some Smirnoff Ice, listen to rock music, and get hot and sweaty in the backseat of the car. I guess I never grew up?

We could tear the world up together....yin and yang!
 
lucille said:
I cannot believe the responses here: people prefer handcuffs to attorneys. What the heck is this world coming to anyway....... :rofl:
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Ya know Lucille, if we rearrange this sentence a little, we could come up with a whole new image of lawyers...

People prefer TO handcuff attorneys.
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How does that sound? Best of both worlds? or worst nightmare?
 
WHAT kind of mind do YOU have, lol.... :rofl: Poor, sweet, innocent attorneys....


As to your premise, how bout I just plead the 5th and call it a day?
I just moderate this place....
 
Nailed me in two letters.....you're good, Shelly; Real Good..... :rofl:
 
lucille said:
OK I ran a poll recently to see what y'all wanted in the way of a new poll. The top 2 choices were: How to Understand Women,and Personal Ads.

Since I am part of the Sisterhood, I cannot divulge how to understand women except to hint that it involves many gifts, chocolate, and, well...oops, I cannot say more :D .
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So where's the chocolate?
 
LOL.. Lucille.. very nice options there.. I am having difficulty deciding.. too many wonderful daydreams, .. I mean.. Ideas.. I mean.. options.. yeah, options..

lol.. the braces one cracks me up!
 
Sexy female seeks handsome male, I give great hot oil massages by candlelight

For me though,it would be "Sweet and Sassy", instead of "Sexy".

I also liked the "Nibble, Nibble" choice too:D:D
 
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