Laura Fopiano
B&L Exotix
Well, I have known and been close friends with Bill for a little over a year now. Many have loved him, hated him, or have no oppinion either way.
What I can say is that we have walked each other via the phone lines through some really awful stuff over the past year. Billy is like my brother and best friend. We fight like brother and sister, say mean things to each other, tell each other the truth even at the risk of loosing our friendship, laugh together, cry together, I lecture about breeding boa's, making bad business decisions, and then apologize as family should.
So I'm gonna let you all in on a little present that I sent him last year on his Birthday. Be patient because the story is a little long, but, well worth the punch line!!!
Last year this so called biker tough guy was sent a joke by me....it was called "things to do at Walmart" The number 1 thing to do on the list was to put feminine protection in a mans shopping cart when he wasn't looking.
Mister tough guy informed me that he had never been down that isle ever. Now mind you he's the father of 3 girls and a husband, I found it odd that he NEVER had to run an errand like that. He swore it would "neva happen"......so I got creative and bought him a little plastic shopping cart, put tampons and pantie liners in it, photographed and kept it as a souvenir ever reminding him that being my friend requires love, patients, compromise, the ability to admit when one is wrong.......and a WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!
Happy Birthday my friend, hope you have a terrific day....here's the gift that just keeps on giving!!
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gotcha!!!! All my love....your lil sis!!!!
What I can say is that we have walked each other via the phone lines through some really awful stuff over the past year. Billy is like my brother and best friend. We fight like brother and sister, say mean things to each other, tell each other the truth even at the risk of loosing our friendship, laugh together, cry together, I lecture about breeding boa's, making bad business decisions, and then apologize as family should.
So I'm gonna let you all in on a little present that I sent him last year on his Birthday. Be patient because the story is a little long, but, well worth the punch line!!!
Last year this so called biker tough guy was sent a joke by me....it was called "things to do at Walmart" The number 1 thing to do on the list was to put feminine protection in a mans shopping cart when he wasn't looking.
Mister tough guy informed me that he had never been down that isle ever. Now mind you he's the father of 3 girls and a husband, I found it odd that he NEVER had to run an errand like that. He swore it would "neva happen"......so I got creative and bought him a little plastic shopping cart, put tampons and pantie liners in it, photographed and kept it as a souvenir ever reminding him that being my friend requires love, patients, compromise, the ability to admit when one is wrong.......and a WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!
Happy Birthday my friend, hope you have a terrific day....here's the gift that just keeps on giving!!
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gotcha!!!! All my love....your lil sis!!!!
And remembering this day, And yes she did get me good last year 
But ya gotta love her.
