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Hello everyone I am Chris from sunny Florida. I have been into herping for about 3 years now. At this time I have 13 snakes and counting : a common redtail , albino redtail, anery redtail, 1 coastal jag , 1 Bredls jag, 1 Bredls, 1 jungle carpet , a coastal carpet, a diamond carpet , 2 Madagascar tree boas in green, a Biak GTP , and a Mexican black milksnake. I think that after 3 years of bouncing around I have found my love in the morelias. Always looking for someone to chat with about snakes if anyone lives in the area.
 
I couldn't really find a place to post this, so thought I would share a laugh with those that welcomed me to the site . Someone sent it to me and I thought some on here might get a kick out of it. I hope it doesn't violate forum rules or such.


A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
 
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