Here is the text of the email I sent to Adam Einck with the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries.
Greetings, Mr. Einck:
As you may be aware, a Suggestion of Death was filed in the District Court within and for Wood County, Texas, in the matter of State of Louisiana vs. David James Beauchemin.
According to the record, the link to which is included below, the filing occurredJune 7, 2013. I am writing to confirm that the individual known to the State of Louisiana as David James Beauchemin is, in fact, dead as an antique doorknocker and is no longer polluting your otherwise beautiful state.
If you would be so kind as to direct me to an online website where I might personally confirm this fact by retrieving his death record, I would find myself in your debt. Further, if you might be able to relate to me the unholy ground where this abomination is buried, I would be even further indebted to you.
There are a great number of individuals that would be graciously delighted to hear of this (what's the word to describe him?) demon's death.
Here, you will find the link to the court record in Wood County, Texas:
http://judicial.co.wood.tx.us/Scrip...BSERV/CivilSearch?action%3Dview&track%3D63294
I look forward to your reply as happily as a Cajun in a crawfish bed.
My best regards,
Johnathan Henderson
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As soon as I hear any news, I'll be sure to post it here.
JH