Number one
Well his website still says "Voted 'THE MOST INFORMATIVE AND HELPFUL REPTILE BASED WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET', "
Which we know is NOT a lie if at least one person voted that. (himself).
Number two
The add says everything is CBB in his place. which we know is a lie because he buys stuff from others and sells them. He also supposedly takes in hundreds of other animals weekly.
Number three
His website still says he is an INC
which we know he is NOT
Number four.
Hypomelanistic / paradox albino ?
Doesn't everyone know that an albino is hypomelanistic?
Is he just making it sound special?
perhaps he made a mistake. perhaps he really wanted to say HYPERmelanistic paradox albino. In other words a normal. Because what I see in the picture looks like a normal to me. And all the pictures on his "retic morphs" page only shows albinos and normals
I once had a hypomelanistic white light colored achromatic, achromic, alabaster, ashen, blanched, bleached, chalky, ivory, light, milky, neutral, pallid, pasty, pearly, pure, silver, silvery, snowy, spotless, stainless, unblemished, unsullied, wan, waxen dog.
I also had two hypermelanistic black, atramentous, brunet, charcoal, clouded, coal, dingy, dusky, ebon, ebony, inklike, jet, livid, melanoid, murky, nigrescent, nigrous, obsidian, onyx, piceous, pitch, pitch-dark, raven, sable, shadowy, slate, somber, sombre, sooty, starless, swart, swarthy dogs.
Number five
Instead of spending all that money on an advertisment to try and get some dumb schmuck somewhere who only gets magazines and does not know the BOI and noes not know how NOT to get cheated.
Perhaps he should spend that money on getting incorporated.
Or maybe get a new wig for tawny
or maybe spend that money to go ahead and get her name legally changed to tawni or tawny
or maybe spend that money to get his name changed to david beauchemin or david bauchemin. It sounds better than brian smith or damon heynen
or maybe spend the money to get someone to pick up any dead pigs that may be on his farm.
or maybe spend the money to get himself a "REAL" place.
or maybe spend the money on getting the "several facilities" he convinced some people that he had.
or maybe spend the money on another place, so he does not have to put his breeders, their babies, the animals he takes in weekly, and his quarantine animals, on in the same room