Wow, this scary thread got dropped waaaay back to like…. Page 82!
I thought I was more important than that, lol.
All joking aside,…
I have been very busy these last few months with hundreds of new python morph and hybrid babies and I haven’t even had the time to mosey on over here to read the most recent idiotic drivel in this comical and utterly ridiculous thread.
Just to make things as clear as pure moonshine once and for all, the accusations and allegations in this hilarious thread are utterly absurd and entirely untrue. There are waaay too many asinine comments made in this idiotic thread for me to address them all individually, (not to mention not important enough either). So I will just apply a blanket statement to all of it, to in effect, “Rubber-Stamp” all of the silly remarks. They are all way off base and entirely incorrect, completely unfounded and totally untrue. Some of the posts are so stupid they are genuinely hilarious and don’t even warrant a serious response. I am certainly not any of the people those clowns are trying to imply I am. I never even heard of any of those names/people until these forum trolls came here spouting this comical, insane rhetoric.
Also, for the record, I am not at all upset by any of this. It has not harmed me or hurt my business one iota, even though this was clearly the sole, simple-minded intention of these people.
In my brief, recent browsing of the most recent 100 posts in this pointless thread I have not only seen downright vicious, blatantly obvious lies but also incredibly immature name calling and shamefully childish, silly taunting and futile attempts at making fun of every aspect of my life. All obviously intended to get my goat and make me respond in kind. I have read just in the last 100 posts: … let’s see…."That I am ugly…That my hands are ugly….That my wife is ugly and that she has ugly hair… That my truck is junk and grinds gears and is also ugly….. That my snakes are obese and are therefore basically, ugly….That I only have one tiny facility made of old, rotten wood….That the single, tiny, termite infested facility is only a rickety wooden shack no bigger than a bread box…. That I only have a few snakes in it but that I lie and doctor pictures to make the three snakes look like hundreds…..That I doctor pictures to make regular burmese look like beautiful, exotic hybrid multi morphs…. That I have only ever had one or two customers at the most….That I have only been in business for a few months…. That I have never even produced a single snake… and the childish list goes on and on and on. It’s just so darn dumb that it’s literally laughable. I swear, my wife and I were seriously cracking UP as we read much of it. Tears came to our eyes it was so funny.
The truth unfortunately, is much less dramatic and a therefore LOT less funny (sorry Jerry Springer fans) but is super easy to get across in a single post and does not require 600 repetitive, “rhetoric/re-run” posts. The truth is that we really do have MANY beautiful snakes. Literally hundreds. Most of what we have, nobody else in the world has. We produce wonderful, beautiful, rare morphs and hybrid morphs. Most like no other in the world.
We are also the only breeders in the world to offer a standard 4 month guarantee on EVERY snake we produce and sell and we are the only breeders to offer a flat 12 month guarantee on every very high end, multi-morph Hybrid that we produce and sell. No other breeder in the world backs their animals like we do. None!
We also have never had a single snake die or become sick with any of our customers over the years. Not One! No other breeder on the planet can make this claim.
Since all the imature clowns that are bagging on us in this thread are fellow breeders (albeit small-time) or are friends of said fellow breeders and thus are “competition” of sorts (as if) or are close friends of the “competition”, I don’t think it requires rocket science to figure out what the blatantly obvious motive of this overly transparent attack on our business really is. It is quite simply a pathetic and futile attempt to hurt our business. Plain and simple. They feel threatened by us. I guess in a way I am not surprised. But we don't try to threaten other breeder by what we do. For the most part most of what we produce is not what anybody else produces. So why worry about what we do?
If anybody, anywhere has ANY doubts as to how many snakes we produce or what kinds of amazing morphs and simply stunning hybrids we produce here at High End Herps Inc please visit our website
Http://www.highendherps.com/ and take a little look-see. We just recently began updating our website (I know! Waaay overdue!) and we have already uploaded several HUNDRED pictures of this year’s offspring as well as many of our breeders as well as some of our personal holdbacks from previous years. We just put on hundreds of photos and we haven’t even put half of our snakes on there (we left out the ugly ones for fear of criticism, lol, just kidding). As it is just the update so far has taken nearly a month of tedious work in our spare time. Before we are finished we intend to have over ONE THOUSAND pictures on our site. Taking and uploading pictures is very time consuming so it's taking a lot of time. More time than we thought it would. But since “a picture says a thousand words”, in this case I guess a thousand pictures will say a million words. We think that so far as yet it is a very accurate representation of what we do here at High End Herps Inc. Go take a look at our gorgeous morphs. And then come back here and watch the childish few try to pick them apart and say they are worthless and ugly, lol.
That being said, we all already know that those same immature clowns will once again come back here and… quite futilely I might add… post a hundred more shamefully immature, desperate, inflammatory, derrogatory posts after I write my say here in hopes that the sheer quantity, the staggering number of their propaganda-based, untruthful posts will somehow outweigh my own, single, honest and straightforward post here. They think it does more harm to post more often and in greater volume and to keep saying the same things over and over. To them, if this thread has been viewed 70 thousand times then surely High End Herps Inc has lost 70 thousand customers, lol. Truth be told, anyone that has read their drivel that came to this thread with an unbiased mind can see right through their false statements and are completely unswayed by them. I will of course ignore all their new posts just exactly like I did the first time. It’s really rather easy when it’s all silly, childish lies. That’s no problem at all. Only the truth hurts in life (so it’s a good thing for all of you clowns that my wife is actually beautiful
) I know that their intention is only to make me angry so that I will come on here and respond in kind and therefore be made to stoop to their level. But I won’t. They can strike, hit and pummel me all day long, every-which-way, every day for eternity and I won’t ever strike back. It isn’t in my nature. My religion is also such that I will always turn the other cheek, take the attack and not hit back. I am a very peaceful and caring man and I love all mankind, irregardless of what they do, even if they only intend to harm me. But their words don’t harm me one iota. Their posts and the ridiculous rhetoric they spout out has zero negative effect on me, on my business or on my everyday life. The way I see it these guys only hurt themselves the way they act. They most certainly have not hurt my business, which was obviously their only intent. If anything I have actually gotten more business because of this thread than had it never happened. So they can have at it all they want. They can take it to the n’th if they feel the need to keep up their childish, "Anti-High End Herps" crusade. I will actually go so far as to challenge them to keep this thread alive indefinitely, I care so much. Nope Pardnerinos, that ain’t no reverse psychology there. I just honestly could not possibly care any less than I already don’t care. I hope they have fun and make themselves look even more foolish than they already have. (If that’s even possible).
Y'all Have a great day now. And don't forget to take a long look at our updated website with it's HUNDREDS of new pictures of never before seen hybrid multi-morphs!
