Oh brother, lol.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any stupider, it actually does. Obviously they have to invent new "Crimes against herper society" that I have “clearly committed” when each of the original allegations don't pan out.
Let's just run through all these things that I am now accused of doing and/or being:
First off, I'm not me, I'm someone else they don't like.
Then I don't really own any snakes I just claim to.
Then I do have a few snakes but I doctor pictures of normal burms to make'em look like hybrid morphs.
Then I do actually have some cool snakes but I could not possibly have produced them. Why, because putting two snakes together is just so hard for a dolt like me, lol.
Then it is invented that since I couldn't have possibly produced them well I must have stolen them. Sure, that would be anyone's natural deduction.
In the midst of all this I am also, let's see: A ruthless serial murderer, a pathological liar, an insane person, an ugly guy (that's my favorite), the owner of a few cheap snakes in a tiny wooden shack, then when that is no longer convenient I am the owner of hundreds of stolen snakes in a tiny wooden shack, then I have no snakes again and as such have never had no customers and thus I make no money and therefore I am poor, but then I do have customers and make lots of illegal money, and it keeps getting bigger and better each day. Keep going guys, you are proving my case for me.