I beleive you, if you only knew how many stupid people walk into the petshop that I work at on the side...
I was holding one of the ball pythons (about 3 ft), and some one walks up to me and says "Eww... is that a snake?" (typical response from most girls) and I said "Yep, it's a ball python." "Isn't it going to eat you?" "Nope, it's far too small, and has been raised since a hatchling" The kid replies, "You're disgusting!"...
Ok...I could understand if the snake was disgusting...but how did I become disgusting? tsk, tsk, tsk..
And one time I was cleaning the Boa's cage, and some guy walks up and says "Do you like snakes? I used to have 2 Boa's myself" I said, "Yep, I have quite a few boas" "You do know that that boa's gonna get 12 ft. long, right? What are you gonna do with it then?" "Well, while it is possible for a female BCC or even BCI to get that large, this is a male BCI (columbian) and he probably wont go past the 8 ft. mark. He will also probably sell before he ever reaches that size (about 2 ft then)" "Well Mine were both 11-12ft. long" "Were they females? And BCC's?" "Yes.. whats a BCC?" "A BCC is a Boa Constrictor Constrictor, they get larger than Boa Constrictor Imperators. Like was it a Suriname or Peruvian?" "They were female Peruvians" "See, they will get bigger than a columbian male" "Ya but they got 12 ft."
And then I just walked off cus I had enough of this loony.. It was fine when he asked the first few questions, but wven after I explained it to him he kept on insisting the snake would be 12ft long before we sold it... *shrugs*
Ok enough of my stories, I just had to get that one off my back.