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i wish i was a ballpython

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you know being a b.p. would be the greatest and here is why

1.you can mess up your room and dont have to hear someone telling you to clean it up.
2.you get fed by hand.
3.free room and board,no paying bills.
4.you can have multiple partner and not have to take a shower after wards,never tied down to just one female.
5.have as many kids as you can and not pay child support or have to see them ever.

yup i say being a snake has its perks.hahahahahahahahahaha
 
I wish I were a ball python.

1. No one cares if you get old. Plus, you don't get wrinkles!

2. Have as many kids as you want! Someone else is going to raise them, clean up after them, and feed them.

3. Want to lay around all day and sleep, go ahead. Nobody is going to mind.

4. The males don't mind how fat you get and those guys can really last.
 
there is one down side...you might get stuck with an owner that is neglectful of your needs and doesn't have a clue as to how to care for you and you'll die an agonizing death due to either disease or starvation or a combination of both...
 
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