I'm a millionaire, again........

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DAND

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This one was a little different the the others I have previously
received before:


UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE,
PO BOX 555, NEW YORK NY 10116-0555
EMAIL: [email protected]

Attention,

This is to notify you that we have intercepted your parcel from
DHL COURIER SERVICE are making the delivery and we have stopped
the delivery process for some security reasons stated below:

1. Our scanning system has detected that your parcel contains a
confirmable ATM CARD to the tune of $6,500,000.00 USD..

2. Such ATM CARD coming from African /Europe/Asia is been verified
by the POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE which we have directed our
inspection team to proceed with the verification to ascertain the
authenticity of the ATM CARD and now after all the verification on
the Parcel/ATM CARD, having contacted the issuing institution who
made it known to our office that the ATM CARD is a Genuine one and
Not ILLEGALLY ACQUIRED.

We have also forwarded the Serial Number of the ATM CARD to the
U.S,Treasury Department and they confirmed that the CARD is
Authentic and ready to be cashed at any ATM MACHINES.

Also for the Delivery of the Parcel to continue, you are in
obligation to obtain from Spain, a Duly Sworn Affidavit from
Spanish High Court which will back up the Origin of Fund. This is
in line with the Anti-Terrorist Campaign which the USA Government
has embarked on recently to protect our Territory from future
attacks. You should therefore contact the sender of the CARD or
the DHL Courier Agent in Madrid Spain to get the Sworn Affidavit
for you while we wait to receive from you the Affidavit File
Number to enable us forward your ATM CARD to your address.

Below is his contact information. Note that the cost of the
Affidavit is $98 DOLLARS and do not hesitate to remit the amount

to him.

Name: Mr Nelson Morgan
Email address: [email protected]
Tel:+34 671 735 253

We shall then forward the CARD to you and you will be sure of a
genuine CARD that is coming to you. We are doing this for your
interest considering the rate which fraudulent and stolen checks/
CARD are been sent to our innocent citizen that most times put
them in problem. Always send your correspondence to our secure
email: [email protected]

Your urgent action on this notice will be appreciated.
Sincerely,

RICHARD GLUCKMAN
Postal Inspector in Charge
U.S. Postal Inspection Service
 
Wow, that's one I've never seen, a scammer posing as a US Postal Service inspector....bet they would love to see that.
 
DAND said:
Crap, does that mean all the millions I have won this year (probably close to $60,000,000.00 this year alone :rolleyes:) are going to be taxed. :(
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Oh Dave, just move all your millions into an overseas account, so you won't get taxed on all your hard earned winnings:rolleyes::rofl:
 
DADDY!!!!


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Just in from the FBI:

ROBERT MUELLER III EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC. FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET Good Day, How are you and your entire family, I hope you are all in a good present state of mind and health. We The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington,D.C in conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regard to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.For security reasons It is against our protocol of operation to release our security numbers to clients, we the F.B.I have purposely created. It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and free from all facet andnwhich you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level. In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Mr. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi and Mr. Ernest Njoku along with some of the top officials of the ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some hoodlums are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office. We will use this opportunity to WARN you against some hoodlums who are impersonating my office and other government agencies for the purpose of extorting money from innocent CITIZENS like you. Be very vigilant and always forward to this office, any messages sent to you before replying to them so that we can confirm if it is genuine or not. We were also made to understand that a Woman named (Mrs. JOAN C. BAILEY from TEXAS) has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentation evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars),but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead wiring your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to them by the above named Woman so thats the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigation. We recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor, Central Bank office prior to your case and they presented to us the real official contact information of the genuine Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) of which we have enclosed below for your observation and reference. ADMINISTRATOR OFFICER: MR. ERNEST NJOKU OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Central Business District, Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal Capital Territory, Nigeria. TEL FAX: +234-816-099-3620 Email: [email protected] NOTE: In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above email address and phone number should not be replied to and should be forwarded to this office. The reason is because we received a fax today from the Central Bank office, stating that they have recently been informed through their underground monitoring unit that some hoodlums are contacting you claiming to be from the central bank of Nigeria, just to collect money from you for no just course. Although, We have started our investigation on how to get this hoodlums and as well as bring them to book. NB note that any information you send to us, will go along way in helping us track this hoodlums down. To this effect, we will like you to forward to us any of their contact information so as to enable us forward copy to all the relevant security agencies. Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole process as regard to the urgent release of your fund to you as instructed. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking operation, so delay could be very dangerous.Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly. In case you need any more information in regard to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated. Have a blessed day ! Best Regards, Robert S. Mueller III Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA
 
And this just came in too

Anti-Terrorist And Monetory Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
Washington, DC USA


Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice
and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help
of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally
won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the
United States of America. During our investigation we discovered
that your e-mail address won the money from an Online Balloting
System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via
a Certified Cashier's Check.

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International
Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully
notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn
from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as
to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay,
henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD has been
deposited with

Bank Of America.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved
to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire
transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that
the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be
required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery
Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos,
Nigeria.

According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the
following -

(1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into
an American Bank which is - Bank Of America )
(2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire
Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )
(3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's
Check to your home address )

The total amount for everything is $200.00 (Two Hundred-US Dollars).
We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $200.00 should
be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds
has already been deposited at Bank Of America and can not be
accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will
be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of
this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to
contact the agent in-charge ( MR Barrack .G Williams ) via e-mail.
Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: MR Barrack .G Williams

E-MAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]


You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:


FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT PHONE NUMBER:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
MONTHLY INCOME:


You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram
details on how to send the required $200.00 in order to immediately
ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check
drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction
code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction.


This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of
Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $200.00 ONLY
to MR Barrack .G Williams via information in which he shall send
to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00
we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a
penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The
Winner).


Mr. Thomas Clarkson
Special Agent.
Washington DC FBI.
Room, 7367
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001


Please find below an authorized signature which has been signed by
the FBI Director- Robert Mueller, also below is the FBI NSB
(National Security Branch

Seal)


NOTE: In order to ensure your check gets delivered to you ASAP,
you are advised to immediately contact (MR Barrack .G Williams)
via contact information provided above and make the required
payment of $200.00 to information in which he shall provide to you.


I'm having a good day!!!How many millions have I won just today? :shrug01:
 
Gee Dave, no wonder you have women fighting over you, they're just looking for a sugar daddy:p

Seriously, is it me, or do you seem to be a magnet for these guys?
 
crissabella said:
Gee Dave, no wonder you have women fighting over you, they're just looking for a sugar daddy:p

Seriously, is it me, or do you seem to be a magnet for these guys?
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It seems as soon as I delete my SPAM another one comes within a few minutes. Every once in a while I check my spam to make sure something didn't get filtered or tossed in there by mistake. You never know, one day the FBI may e-mail me. :shrug01: I sure it won't be to inform me I'll be receiving large amounts of money. :(
 
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But I loves my big squishy Sasquatch!!!

And he may need an extra tax deduction or ten!!
 
LoL I get emails all the time stating things like that from the National Bank of Nigeria And from people stating Im the last living relative to someone who passed away and is leaving me a hefty sum of money can you say DELETED LoL

( Like I'd have a relative thats loaded LMAO)
 
DAND said:
It seems as soon as I delete my SPAM another one comes within a few minutes. Every once in a while I check my spam to make sure something didn't get filtered or tossed in there by mistake. You never know, one day the FBI may e-mail me. :shrug01: I sure it won't be to inform me I'll be receiving large amounts of money. :(
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How did you get them to go to your spam folder?? Mine always come in my inbox
 
Another 2.5 million

:?party::?party::?party::?party:

ATTN MY DEAR
NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT OF $2.5 MILLIONS, TWO MILLIONS FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS IN CARD PAYMENT CARD TO BE SENT TO YOU THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER PAYMENT AND THROUGH MONEY GRAM TRANSFER PAYMENT:
YOUR PAYMENT WILL SENDING TO YOU BY WESTERN UNION,AND BY MONEY GRAM THE AMOUNT YOU WILL RECEIVE PER DAY IS FOURTEEN THOUSAND THREEE HUNDRED US DOLLARS $14,300 USD,$7,150 USD YOU WILL RECEIVE THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER AND $7,150USD YOU WILL RECEIVE THROUGH MONEY GRAM TRANSFER.
THE MINISTER TRUST FUNDS OF BENIN REPUBLIC WILL SEND YOU THE CURRENTLY STANDARDS TRACK DETAILS YOU NEED TO PICK UP YOUR (USD) PAYMENT BY WESTERN UNION AND MONEY GRAM, YOU WILL RECEIVE EVERY DAY TILL YOU RECEIVE THE $2.500000 MILLIONS UNITED STATE DOLLARS, NOW NO NEED TO SEND YOU THIS ATM CARD BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW THE ATM CARD DUE TO THE ATM MASTER CARD CONTAIN LARGE MONEY ON IT.
THE DIRECTOR ADMINISTRATOR TRUST FUNDS HAVE ALREADY SIGNED YOUR PAYMENT, NOW YOU ARE FREE TO COMPLY WITH WEMACO PAYMENT OFFICE ON THIS EMAIL: [email protected]
HOWEVER, KINDLY CONTACT THE BELOW PERSON WHO IS IN POSITION TO RELEASE YOUR PAYMENT BY WESTERN UNION AND BY MONEY GRAM PER FOURTEEN THOUSAND THREEE HUNDRED US DOLLARS .USD A DAY.
MRS LULU MENSAH,WESTERN UNION DEPARTMENT
FINANCIAL BANK BENIN,
E-MAIL: [email protected]
THE FINANCIAL WESTERN UNION PAYMENT CANTER AND FINANCIAL MONEY GRAM PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT YOUR PAYMENT AND YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSONS OR OFFICES TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.
NOTE THAT THE ADMINISTRATOR PAYMENT NEED THIS DETAILS FROM YOU TO PROCESS YOUR PAYMENT:
RECEIVER NAME:-----------------
COUNTRY:-----------------------------
CITY ADDRESS:--------------------------------------
TEL:----------------------------------------
AGE/OCCUPATION:---------------------------------
TEST QUESTION:--------------------
ANSWER:--------------------------------
COMPLY NOW BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU SENT THIS REQUIRED DETAILS TO MRS LULU MENSAH HE WILL START SENDING YOUR PAYMENT BY WESTERN UNION AND BY MONEY GRAM REGARDS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ,THANKS AND BE BLESS .
DR. BRIDGE MIKE
THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIVISION
 
DAND said:
:?party::?party::?party::?party:

ATTN MY DEAR
NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT OF $2.5 MILLIONS, TWO MILLIONS FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS IN CARD PAYMENT CARD TO BE SENT TO YOU THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER PAYMENT AND THROUGH MONEY GRAM TRANSFER PAYMENT:
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That hurt just trying to read it. Seriously, I understand ESL and all but this is borderline illiterate. You would think they would try a little harder and at least make the emails readable.
 
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