An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the Mom goes to the drug store & buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant............Shouting & cursing, the Mom says, who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know???.............The girl picks up the phone & makes a call. 1/2 hr. later,a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature & distinguished man with gray hair & impeccably dressed in a Armani suit steps out of the ferrari & enters the house. .........He sits in the living room with the father, mother, & the girl & tells them:'good morning, your daughter has infomed me of the problem, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge, I will pay all costs & provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born , I will bequeath a ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa & a $2,000,000 bank account..........If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories & a $4,000,000 bank account, if twins, they will receive a factory & $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a misscarriage, what do you suggest I do? At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder & tells him......'You a gonna try again?..........What a guy?........from the desk of the PHANTOM!!
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Italian pregnancy
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