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    Want to get rid of them? Simple. Just become a Contributor level member or above and they will be gone. -> Please click HERE."

    Is that too much for me to ask of you to keep this site running? Well, sorry about that. I too wish I could get everything for free. But alas.....

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    Google Adsense ad revenue for December, 2025 was just $30 over the cost of the lease for the server running this site. So, in effect, the money providing the incentive for me to continue running this site is coming SOLELY from the paid memberships and sponsorships here. Which honestly ain't much....

For Sale Itinerary #71, March 3rd!! Get your orders in and ready for transport!!

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Public Service Announcement

Please see my ad from 04 January 2024 offering VIP Transport, a.k.a. Direct Transport! It is a proposition that may appeal to a few. Here:

https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2356628#post2356628

*****​

NOTA BENE: Please follow this link to my Obscure Gems Reptiles, LLC, page: https://www.facebook.com/people/Obscure-Gems-Reptiles-LLC/61578708203832/, and read my Credentials, Conditional Live Arrival Guarantee (more like Exemptions from Live Arrival Guarantee) and Payment Terms & Conditions, which are all Pinned to the top of the page.

*****​

PRICE MATRIX (for multiple Pickups being delivered at the same time, to one [1] Destination, per itinerary)

One (1) Pickup = $175
Two (2) Pickups = $325
Three (3) Pickups = $450
Four (4) Pickups = $550
Five (5) Pickups = $650
Six (6) Pickups = $750
Successive Pickups will continue to be $100/ea on top of the $750.

Another way of wording it:

1st Pickup = $175
2nd Pickup = $150
3rd Pickup = $125
4th Pickup = $100
5th Pickup = $100
6th Pickup = $100
Successive Pickups will continue to be $100/ea.

NOTA BENE: This is when ALL Stops, id est all Pickups + Delivery, are within Standard Territory, id est: All of Pennsylvania down the east coast to Tampa, across the Gulf down to San Antonio, over to San Angelo and straight up through the greater eastern halves / portions of OK / KS / NE, up to Minneapolis, the lower halves of WI and MI, and everything within. Create imaginary latitudinal and longitudinal lines if You will, and there You have it. This is all give-or-take by the way; id est, I don't cut hairs.


EXTENDED TERRITORY SURCHARGES (ETSs)

For each Stop, whether Pickup or Delivery, outside of Standard Territory, there will be a surcharge. This is called an Extended Territory Surcharge (ETS). Exempli gratia:

$25: Laredo, Lubbock & Odessa, TX
$50: El Paso, TX; Cheyenne, WY
$75: Tucson & Phoenix, AZ

Very rarely, a Shipment will incur both the Seller and Buyer (Recipient) being in Extended Territories, in which there will be two (2) ETSs. Exempli gratia: El Paso, TX-->Staples, MN would be $250 total: $175 (base fee) + $50 (El Paso ETS) + $25 (Staples ETS).

NOTA BENE: This ETS is for the Stop or general region, only charged once each time I go there. It is not per Shipment. Therefore, if there are multiple full-priced (id est, $175) Shipments associated with an Extended Territory Stop or general region, whether incoming and / or outgoing, this ETS will be divvied up over all full-priced Shipments, and if there are enough Shipments, the ETS could be negated altogether. Exempli gratia:

Odessa, TX ($25 ETS)
One (1) Shipment = $200
Two (2) Shipments = $175/ea

El Paso, TX ($50 ETS)
One (1) Shipment = $225
Two (2) Shipments = $200/ea
Three (3) Shipments = $175/ea

Tucson / Phoenix, AZ ($75 ETS)
One (1) Shipment = $250
Two (2) Shipments = $225/ea
Three (3) Shipments = $200/ea
Four (4) Shipments = $175/ea

Just to clarify, ETSs have nothing to do with the Price Matrix above. Id est, exempli gratia: If a Buyer in an Extended Territory is receiving two (2) Shipments, it will be $325 (per the Price Matrix) + whatever portion of the regional ETS if applicable, whether $75, $50, $25 or $0.


LARGE SHIPMENT SURCHARGES (LSSs)

Exceptionally large Shipments still incur their own surcharge (possibly on top of an ETS), whether a single large animal (exempli gratia, an adult Ophiophagus hannah), a large pair of animals (e.g., full-grown 1.1 Bitis rhinoceros), or a gazillion animals. This is called a Large Shipment Surcharge (LSS), and it is determined not so much by the number, size or weight of the animal(s), but rather by the overall space of the container(s). Exempli gratia:

>15 Quarts worth of space = $25
>32 Quarts worth of space = $50
>60 Quarts worth of space = $75
>100 Quarts worth of space = $100

NOTA BENE: This is per or by Shipment, which actually saves the Buyer (Recipient) money if they are receiving multiple Shipments. Id est, exempli gratia; receiving four (4) Shipments of 15 Quarts worth of space each = 60 Quarts total, yet it will only cost $550 per the Price Matrix above, not $625.

*****​

Greetings Everyone,

For those who were a part of any of the first 70 itineraries, or who at least followed the corresponding ads (ask for the links; the new XenForo platform has a 10,000 character limit, so I had to cut a lot out), I am hitting the road again on March 03. For those who are unaware of what all of this pertains to, please ask me for my generic service description which I send to all New and Prospective Clients.

As of March 19, I have 33 Shipments / 56 Stops lined up so far, here is the current itinerary (id est, Stops [Shipments] are always being added but also dropping off, which will alter the itinerary, but which all affected Clients will be apprised of renewed ETAs ASAP):

Tuesday, 3/3
Parma, OH

Wednesday, 3/4
Brackney, PA
Lebanon, PA
Waynesboro, PA
Gloucester, VA
Clifton Forge, VA

Thursday, 3/5
Jackhorn, KY
Granite Falls, NC
Hopkins, SC
Ridgeland, SC (dropping off animals)

Friday, 3/6
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Ridgeland, SC (picking up animals)
Moncks Corner, SC

Saturday, 3/7
Woodville, AL
Decatur, AL
West Monroe, LA

Sunday, 3/8
La Marque, TX
Rosenberg, TX
San Antonio, TX
San Antonio, TX (different from above)

Monday, 3/9
El Paso, TX
Lubbock, TX

Tuesday, 3/10
Fort Worth, TX
Rhome, TX
Ballwin, MO

Wednesday, 3/11
Omaha, NE

Thursday, 3/12
Bismarck, ND
Grand Forks, ND

Friday, 3/13
Carmichael, CA

Saturday, 3/14
Riverside, CA

Sunday, 3/15
El Paso, TX
Abilene, TX
Fort Worth, TX

Monday, 3/16
Plano, TX
Sherwood Shores, TX
Naples, TX
West Monroe, LA

Tuesday, 3/17
Brenham, TX
Houston, TX
Hahnville, LA

Wednesday, 3/18
Cleveland, TN
Ridgeland, SC

Thursday, 3/19
Granite Falls, NC
Abingdon, VA
Milford, OH
Huntington, WV

Friday, 3/20
Raphine, VA
Newport News, VA
Little River, SC

Saturday, 3/21
Waynesboro, PA
Lebanon, PA
Mount Pocono, PA

Sunday, 3/22
Rotterdam, NY
Franklin, PA
Georgetown, PA
Lake, MI

Monday, 3/23
Home

*****​

Give Obscure Gems Reptiles, LLC’s, Animal Transport Service a shot, You will not be disappointed!! And as far as payment options and quotes, please inquire.

Sincerely,

Timothy Gould
Obscure Gems Reptiles, LLC
Cell: (413) 427-4832
[email protected]
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Obscure-Gems-Reptiles-LLC/61578708203832/

© & ® Timothy Gould / Obscure Gems Reptiles, LLC

*****
Ending statistics:

SHIPMENTS: 33
STOPS: 56
TOTAL CLIENTS: 50
NEW CLIENTS: 11 (of the 50)
DURATION: 19 days
 

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Public Service Announcement

Please see my ad from 04 January 2024 offering VIP Transport, a.k.a. Direct Transport! It is a proposition that may appeal to a few. Here:

https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2356628#post2356628

*****​

NOTA BENE: Please follow this link to my Obscure Gems Reptiles, LLC, page: https://www.facebook.com/people/Obscure-Gems-Reptiles-LLC/61578708203832/, and read my Credentials, Conditional Live Arrival Guarantee (more like Exemptions from Live Arrival Guarantee) and Payment Terms & Conditions, which are all Pinned to the top of the page.

*****​

PRICE MATRIX (for multiple Pickups being delivered at the same time, to one [1] Destination, per itinerary)

One (1) Pickup = $175
Two (2) Pickups = $325
Three (3) Pickups = $450
Four (4) Pickups = $550
Five (5) Pickups = $650
Six (6) Pickups = $750
Successive Pickups will continue to be $100/ea on top of the $750.

Another way of wording it:

1st Pickup = $175
2nd Pickup = $150
3rd Pickup = $125
4th Pickup = $100
5th Pickup = $100
6th Pickup = $100
Successive Pickups will continue to be $100/ea.

NOTA BENE: This is when ALL Stops, id est all Pickups + Delivery, are within Standard Territory, id est: All of Pennsylvania down the east coast to Tampa, across the Gulf down to San Antonio, over to San Angelo and straight up through the greater eastern halves / portions of OK / KS / NE, up to Minneapolis, the lower halves of WI and MI, and everything within. Create imaginary latitudinal and longitudinal lines if You will, and there You have it. This is all give-or-take by the way; id est, I don't cut hairs.


EXTENDED TERRITORY SURCHARGES (ETSs)

For each Stop, whether Pickup or Delivery, outside of Standard Territory, there will be a surcharge. This is called an Extended Territory Surcharge (ETS). Exempli gratia:

$25: Laredo, Lubbock & Odessa, TX
$50: El Paso, TX; Cheyenne, WY
$75: Tucson & Phoenix, AZ

Very rarely, a Shipment will incur both the Seller and Buyer (Recipient) being in Extended Territories, in which there will be two (2) ETSs. Exempli gratia: El Paso, TX-->Staples, MN would be $250 total: $175 (base fee) + $50 (El Paso ETS) + $25 (Staples ETS).

NOTA BENE: This ETS is for the Stop or general region, only charged once each time I go there. It is not per Shipment. Therefore, if there are multiple full-priced (id est, $175) Shipments associated with an Extended Territory Stop or general region, whether incoming and / or outgoing, this ETS will be divvied up over all full-priced Shipments, and if there are enough Shipments, the ETS could be negated altogether. Exempli gratia:

Odessa, TX ($25 ETS)
One (1) Shipment = $200
Two (2) Shipments = $175/ea

El Paso, TX ($50 ETS)
One (1) Shipment = $225
Two (2) Shipments = $200/ea
Three (3) Shipments = $175/ea

Tucson / Phoenix, AZ ($75 ETS)
One (1) Shipment = $250
Two (2) Shipments = $225/ea
Three (3) Shipments = $200/ea
Four (4) Shipments = $175/ea

Just to clarify, ETSs have nothing to do with the Price Matrix above. Id est, exempli gratia: If a Buyer in an Extended Territory is receiving two (2) Shipments, it will be $325 (per the Price Matrix) + whatever portion of the regional ETS if applicable, whether $75, $50, $25 or $0.


LARGE SHIPMENT SURCHARGES (LSSs)

Exceptionally large Shipments still incur their own surcharge (possibly on top of an ETS), whether a single large animal (exempli gratia, an adult Ophiophagus hannah), a large pair of animals (e.g., full-grown 1.1 Bitis rhinoceros), or a gazillion animals. This is called a Large Shipment Surcharge (LSS), and it is determined not so much by the number, size or weight of the animal(s), but rather by the overall space of the container(s). Exempli gratia:

>15 Quarts worth of space = $25
>32 Quarts worth of space = $50
>60 Quarts worth of space = $75
>100 Quarts worth of space = $100

NOTA BENE: This is per or by Shipment, which actually saves the Buyer (Recipient) money if they are receiving multiple Shipments. Id est, exempli gratia; receiving four (4) Shipments of 15 Quarts worth of space each = 60 Quarts total, yet it will only cost $550 per the Price Matrix above, not $625.

*****​

Greetings Everyone,

For those who were a part of any of the first 70 itineraries, or who at least followed the corresponding ads (ask for the links; the new XenForo platform has a 10,000 character limit, so I had to cut a lot out), I am hitting the road again on March 03. For those who are unaware of what all of this pertains to, please ask me for my generic service description which I send to all New and Prospective Clients.

As of February 27, I have 25 Shipments / 38 Stops lined up so far, here is the current itinerary (id est, Stops [Shipments] are always being added but also dropping off, which will alter the itinerary, but which all affected Clients will be apprised of renewed ETAs ASAP):

Tuesday, 3/3
Parma, OH
Brackney, PA

Wednesday, 3/4
Lebanon, PA
Waynesboro, PA
Gloucester, VA
Raphine, VA

Thursday, 3/5
Jackhorn, KY
Granite Falls, NC
Decatur, AL

Friday, 3/6
West Monroe, LA
La Marque, TX
Rosenberg, TX

Saturday, 3/7
San Antonio, TX
El Paso, TX
El Paso, TX (different from above)

Sunday, 3/8
Cleburne, TX
Rhome, TX

Monday, 3/9
Ballwin, MO
Omaha, NE

Tuesday, 3/10

Wednesday, 3/11

Siletz, OR

Thursday, 3/12
Carmichael, CA
Riverside, CA

Friday, 3/13
El Paso, TX
Kermit, TX

Saturday, 3/14
Fort Worth, TX
Sherwood Shores, TX
Naples, TX
West Monroe, LA

Sunday, 3/15
Marrero, LA
Cleveland, TN

Monday, 3/16
Ridgeland, SC (dropping off animals)
Ocala, FL
Ridgeland, SC (picking up animals)

Tuesday, 3/17
Longs, SC
Charlotte, NC
Huntington, WV
Raphine, VA

Wednesday, 3/18
Newport News, VA
Lebanon, PA
Home

*****​

Give Obscure Gems Reptiles, LLC’s, Animal Transport Service a shot, You will not be disappointed!! And as far as payment options and quotes, please inquire.

Sincerely,

Timothy Gould
Obscure Gems Reptiles, LLC
Cell: (413) 427-4832
[email protected]
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Obscure-Gems-Reptiles-LLC/61578708203832/

© & ® Timothy Gould / Obscure Gems Reptiles, LLC​
Hi this is Edward Miazga Brandon Gentry gave me your contact information for having a snake of his delivered, if you could call or text me back that would be greatly appreciated! My cell is 73477707117
 
Who the fuck want to use this dirty stinky ass mfs service? A grown as any who lets his emotions get to him? You’re worse than a woman lol also hate Jew but act like the biggest one “I created OTR”l it was promised to me 3000 years ago” “I’d rather commit suicide than share” you’re such a bitch Tim, I hope you swallow that barrel, blow your dome off and free your baby mom from being the slave you keep her as. You’re an absolute waste of space.
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