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Malachi Breeders: Exceptionally BAD Guys!

Your right. That is without a doubt the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I was nearly speechless when I read that.
 
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

I mean....it's GOTTA be a joke....right?

Great .....ALPHABET BURMS.....SHEESH!

Hey.....weren't the Malachi's the guys that almost wiped out Fonzie in the Demolition Derby? Sorta gives new meaning to the term "The Malachi Crunch".

They were offered 80K and turned it down? They don't need a Burm with a website...they need a shrink! (No offense to shrinks intended.)

Tom Chambers
TC Reptile
 
I am not sure what is more scary,,, they had time to look for "words"( which to me is a loooong stretch)on the albino burmese or that they said they had an $80,000 dollar offer for a 125.00 albino burmese,,,
for $80,000.00 it better sing and dance! and if they did actually have a $80,000.00 offer for that snake and they did not take it, they have set the bar pretty high for the all time dumbest people on earth!
there are some crazy people in the herping world,,,and this little deal with them is enough to call someone will some coats with buckles at the end of the sleeves, and a couple of padded rooms are in order...
 
LMAO Tom...I thought the same thing when I saw "Malachi" hahaha...This can NOT be serious...Guess I need to check the B.P's for words...I probably have the elusive "het for Dictionary" balls :smokin:
 
That's got to be a joke. I think it's supposed to be a spoof and it's pretty damn funny.
There used to be a pet store in South FL that had a ball python that's pattern spelled out "million". They called it the million dollar snake but it was just a joke....kinda like the store mascot.
If they're serious that may be the stupidest scam ever but I'm fairly certain they are joking.
 
It sure sounds like a joke. The claims are too rediculous and too much of a stretch of the imagination.

Maybe instead of a bad guy post this should be a good guy post? To dedicate this much time and effort into making an inexpensive animal priceless sure takes a true love of the animal.


Has someone pointed them here?
 
I am speechless.......

Talk about making something out of nothing!

I better go and start looking at all my snakes. Maybe my northern pine has some cool words on his back as well. LOL!

All right! I found the recipe for s'mores on the back of my pyro! YA-HOO!!!!!!!

hehe..........amazing world we live in.

I doubt this insanity will go far. About as factual as picking out words in cumulus clouds.

Billy Fraser
 
Amazing Panther Chameleon

For sale: Large adult male Panther Chameleon. $76,978.95. Long ago, I taught him to spell complicated statements by changing the color pigments on his flanks. Over the years of having him sit in front of a mirror looking at himself, as amazing as it sounds, he has learned to spell the words on his side, and actually speak them! He is also het for yodeling, and will produce great het for speaking young. Please send a money order for a baggy of frozen sperm, an eyedropper, and a pair of rubber gloves. It's amazing!!
 
LMAO!!! Ken, I'm sure you've gotten many many orders for the sperm of your amazing specimen...I'm sure he's well out juice by all the demands on his poor body. Can I be placed on a waiting list?? Please!! LOL!

Gotta go search my snakes and leopard geckos right now!! Think it would work better if I have a couple drinks first? :)
 
This thread just did not seem appropriate on the BOI.

Please try to limit discussions there about actual business transactions and the like, and not just someone's web site or ad placed somewhere. If you are considering purchasing from someone, then yes, please inquire about them and the legitimacy of their offers, but the BOI is not to be used just to belittle someone else's website.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Oh, and Gino - what criteria are you using to label these people as "Bad Guys"??
 
Gino,
The supposed "LOVE" actually looks like "LOL". LOL!
Ken Chiarella
 
WELL HECK!

I can't believe they were offered 80,000$ for a burm that has "suck and yo" on it's back.
Here is a pic of an Eastern hog that sang "hello my darl'n" while laying on it's back. I only got 45$ for him, lol!
 

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If you believe that!

I got an Okeetee cornsnake that I will sell for a paltry $45000 cash. She hums Amazing Grace and can change my TV channels with its mind powers. Seems to prefer the Discovery channel.

Seriously, that 80000 must have been a typo. They probably meant $80.

lol.
 
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All I can say is..................????????? Oh! I forgot I have a ball python with a repeating pattern that looks like alien heads!!!(E.T.)Does this mean that aliens are trying to speak to us? What's it worth? All my burms have bad words on them so I cannot ethically sell them to children. This opens up so many possibilities! I have a few hundred turtles just imagine.....I going to quit selling, cleaning and all breeding is on hold!!!!!! If I find one that says, "Malachi is a false profit" should I let anyone know. Yes, prophet. "profit" is spelled that way for a reason. Thanks LOL Ray Goushaw HBR
 
Forgot to ask?

Which pattern/word will be passed on? Will it be 50% het? 66%, 100% Double het? Recessive or Dominant? Type 2 or type 1? Will there now be documentation? What IS the requirement for a breeder female to go with him? Pattern or checkbook? Just asking I haven't gotten an answer??? Thanks Ray Goushaw HBR
 
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