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Melissa Kaplan -- Know thy enemy

You know Ritchie, I responded to a post a long time ago concerning MK's boa constrictor care guide. I stated that the main reason my website and my care guides exist today is directly because of her care guide. I thought her guide was the worst possible place for a new boa owner to stumble across. I felt it was downgrading to the person trying to learn information concerning the care of boa constrictors, as well as some misinformation.

At the time of this post ( I will have to find it) there were NOT really any people on my side. I am glad to see others finally exposed to some of the misinformation she is capable of writing.
 
In all fairness about the link Eddie put up... Henry Lizardlover is just as insane as Kaplan.

Ethel the frog

Army Tanzerian

Doug Piranah

Arm Tanzerian

Senseless Display

C catalinensis

Seamus Haley/M surinamensis

All AOL master screen names of mine lost due to TOS violations for questioning Kraplan and her PETA cronies on the AOL boards. If you do post Ritchie... Excersize caution, there's a good chance of your account being pulled with minimal or no justification... I am kind of proud to say that fully three fourths of the text in their "reminder" posts about the message board guidelines were added in response to my questioning her qualifications and "information"
 
WebSlave said:
Bear in mind that the 'being ignored' may not be intentional. I get TONS of emails this time of year, but this is right in the thick of egg hatching season when I am at my busiest. I, and probably many others in the same boat, just do not have the time to spend answering every email.

The ones that would require the longest amount of time to answer would be the least likely to be answered. No kidding, I have gotten emails from people saying something along the lines of: "I am really getting interested in corn snakes. Could you tell me everything I need to know in order to be successful with them?"

Keep it in mind that people working with live animals will often have priorities that if failed to be kept, animals will suffer or die.

Oh I perfectly understand you Rich, you're a busy guy, and questions that are so general like you stated can be a bit irritating-but in my words I was talking about questions posted to _forums_ that are easily answered-like 'how do I incubate corn eggs-what is the best incubator' or 'how do I tell if my boa is gravid' - basically I mean questions that aren't that hard to take a minute and answer. :)

-cat
 
Ritchie Luna said:
1. If you are reffering to the breeders. I do not think they like the idea of the ban. (But I can't really speak for them)

2. If you are referring to melissa. She is just an animal rights activist that owns some pets. Not big time. She published some stuff and wrote some pages on the internet... It does not make her big time. Saying she is big time is like saying I too am big time. I am just a normal guy who loves my pets. She is just a normal girl who is out to get owning of reptiles banned. But she is doing with the disgues of being a reptiles lover like us.

She is a wolf in sheeps clothing.
She is infected with the Bann all reptiles virus.
And she is slowly infecting other reptile keepers out there.

I'm not naming anyone, just referring to those who act like they are 'experts' and they are not. No one can be an expert on reptiles, as there is always something new to learn about them-hence all these new morphs that appear :) Science, especially herpetology, comes up with new theories every day-and new discoveries.

I'm just a normal person who loves her pets, and plans on breeding them, BUT I'm not an expert, and am still learning-but at least I am making an attempt to ask questions before doing anything rashly. I also don't ask base questions like 'how do I take care of my corn snake' rather, I prefer to ask _Specific_ questions, like 'how long do eggs take to hatch' and 'my snake may be gravid, how do I tell' yet I have often gotten ignored on these-which can be very frustrating when I'm honestly trying to make an effort to learn.

-cat
 
In all fairness about the link Eddie put up... Henry Lizardlover is just as insane as Kaplan.

Cool,
I didn't recall anything on the fellow, but I knew that someone here could say yay or nay on him. :) Or at least whether he was sane or not :D

Even then, with this -

I am kind of proud to say that fully three fourths of the text in their "reminder" posts about the message board guidelines were added in response to my questioning her qualifications and "information"

Well, it lets ME know that if she cannot properly defend her self OR give any actual proof of her qualifications NOR accept and answer any questions on the forums in relation to the matters without changing the TOS and locking accounts, then there is something very wrong/fishy with her and her experiences.

What's the best way to prevent any bad press in your own house?
Eliminate it and anyone saying it.

If MK is 100% legit, then there would be no issues like that happening anywhere, much less on her own forums.
Questions would be answered and naysayers would be easily debunked without selectively changing the rules along the way.
 
I can understand your frustration , I belong to a turtle forum that has expanded into other herps as well , it does take a bit of searching to locate a forum that is active and you can get answers to questions , many are at best inactive and some I do agree have their so called experts to use the newcomers as stepping stones to some sort of delusional fame at least on their forum of choice , this is really uncalled for , your asking a question on a forum with posting topics is not the wrong thing to do and you should not be ignored , true it can get to be a bore for some in the know to keep answering the same old beaten to death question and their is not alot of online info on many herps to be found , the hope of some forums is to keep a data base with archives and as much good proven info on the main page to be used as reference and also the newcomers that have learned then step in to pass on the knowledge they have gained and this does happen , I would imagine a breeder has not much time on their hands to answer questions nor would a person with a large collection to care for , they try to take the time if it is possible , none of the forums are perfect and groups within the group develope and some get left out as well , I find books and a library card very helpful or campus libraries to seek out info and at times this is much faster than searching the web or dealing with a forum , forums have their place no doubt but still are not the only stop on the train of learning .
ChaosCat said:
I'm not naming anyone, just referring to those who act like they are 'experts' and they are not. No one can be an expert on reptiles, as there is always something new to learn about them-hence all these new morphs that appear :) Science, especially herpetology, comes up with new theories every day-and new discoveries.

I'm just a normal person who loves her pets, and plans on breeding them, BUT I'm not an expert, and am still learning-but at least I am making an attempt to ask questions before doing anything rashly. I also don't ask base questions like 'how do I take care of my corn snake' rather, I prefer to ask _Specific_ questions, like 'how long do eggs take to hatch' and 'my snake may be gravid, how do I tell' yet I have often gotten ignored on these-which can be very frustrating when I'm honestly trying to make an effort to learn.

-cat
 
ugh

I was kinda hoping nobody would bring her up and get me started.....Truth be known, every single care sheet I have read that was written by MK was loaded with incorrect and even harmful (to the animal in question) information, not to mention, a wealth of contradictions.

She claims to know what she's talking about, but even a novice can pick out the discrepancies (my 10 year old has found a few himself). She has given out medical information regarding treatment of disorders that she is not qualified to give, seeing how she is NOT a veterinarian and is giving the advice over the internet having never even seen the animal to be certain that it actually HAS what she thinks it does….

I could go on and on, but I think my point is made….one only needs to visit her web site and look at her care sheets to see that she really doesn’t know what she’s saying. I have my own suspicions that she doesn’t actually write a lot of it on her own, rather steals bits and pieces of text from other people…possibly even Henry Lizardlover, another wealth of misinformation.
 
Kaplan....pfffft

LMAO, I love a good laugh. Kaplan being the joke in question. I ( as many others) have found her to be a very bad example of herp knowledge and source of information. I never knew of her until about a year ago, thats when I saw her book "Iguanas for Dummies" in a local pet store. I browsed a few pages in disgust. Apples, tofu and other fruits and vegetables for a folivore I thought to myself. I guess Koala bears eat canned meat too.....

So, eventually I was hooked up to the world of the internet. I came across her care sheets page, and browsed, in disgust, again.

I looked at her Red-Tail boa page (as I see others complain as well) and here is one quote : "That cute little 2 ounce, 14-22" hatchling laying cupped in the palm of your hand will increase its size by up to 300% in its first year, reaching 5-6 feet during that time. The following year will add another 3-4 feet to its length, as well as several pounds."

Really? Hatchlings, like from eggs Melissa? I did not know that. 9 feet in 2 years? Have I done something wrong, my boas are not even close to that rate of growth?


Yet more quotes from the horses mouth : "If you use a found branch, soak first in the bleach/water solution, then clean water to thoroughly rinse; place in cage only when completely dry. If you use rocks and bricks to construct a cave, be sure to affix them firmly in place. Boas are very strong, and can easily topple such a structure when moving about. When the rocks tumble on the snake, severe injuries may result."

A simple care sheet should never recommend these things. Bleach on wood, soaking, which won't be removed simply by rinsing. Rocks and bricks, I did not think of that. What a terrific idea!! Let's say I am only a kid for a moment Melissa. You mean I can use these items safely? Why recommend this?

I could go on with the same care sheet as many of you know, as well as every other care sheet she has!!!! It is my belief that she is doing her best to ruin husbandry of herps on purpose, thus she makes her point across. If she can fool as many folks as she can then she is doing her job. Cornsnakes fed crickets, Bearded Dragons are from Germany (which I believe was removed from her care sheet), boas reaching 9 feet in two years. What is her problem? She is a very upsetting person, and those that follow her and stick up for her. These "people" need to understand they are doing the harm in the herp industry just as much as the other bad people they claim are bad.

I have had the TOS thrown at me before as well by her. Her AOL forum on Green Iguanas is enough to make you sick. Even Henry himself has a better set of nurons firing in his head, and that's not saying a whole lot. It trully disgusts me to see this going on, and it is these problems that are equally (if not worse) harmful to the world of herpetoculture. There will be no stopping her, so in defence I post these thoughts, that someone will take the time to know that she is a fool, slowly doing her best to con the world about herps.

We are not all experts here, but we can strive to do our best at what is right for our pets and what is in our collections. We can find the simple mistakes and learn from them. The folks that read her care sheets with no herp experiance do not have that luxury, they take her crap and stuff that info into their heads and what they end up with is confusion and lies. What a con she is!!!!

----Beau
 
I once made a statement on the Tortoise forum at KS that simply stated. "Miss Kaplan has no qualifications to be giving the advice she is and much of it can be harmful to your reptile pets." I went on to state that she has no training in veterinary medicine or herpetology. I made this statement a couple of years ago. You would have thought I had blasphemed by the way I got flamed. I'm glade this has come out.
 
We have met the enemy and he is us

I always wonder if she's in part responsible for the 'martyr' complex that a lot of iguana owners seem to have (at least on KS). I remember one particular poster whose iguana had died. I think the ig was 10 years old. She went on to say how very very sad she was because she loved her iguana very much and they should all be banned because we can't take care of them right in captivity. WHAT?
They all act like they're only iguana owners so they can lessen the plight of their poor abused rescues but if given half a chance they'd ship them all back to El Salvador. They talk about constantly feeling bad because their beloved pets are in captivity. They seem to feel bad if they even act like they enjoy their pets. MANY of them support a full or partial exotics ban, especially for 'dangerous' and larger herps. Whereas my attitude is 'I love herps, everyone should have one', theirs is 'I love herps, keeping them as pets is intrinsically evil'. Anyone attempting to breed iguanas (you know, supplying healthy CB offspring) is flamed like they are invoking Satan. People 'rescuing' scrawny igs from petstores are loudly praised. It's almost like Munchausen sydrome. It would be funny if they weren't the loudest and probably most effective anti-herp voice in exsistence.

Erin B.
 
Well Erin you got my curiosity up, so I checked out the iggy forum at KS. I didn't know Iguanas could suffer from depression. Who'd a thunk it.
 
Her diet advice for Iguanas is highly debatable and I stopped using the diet when I tried another well known diet which opposes hers.

Well bloodwork is way better with new diet so I am sticking with it. The suggestions she gives regarding feeding dry alfalfa and other interesting (but stupid) additions really turned me off.

Another dissapointing fact is it seems she has kept every single herp on the planet as she has "extensive" caresheet on TONS of them. I'd love to know her level of PERSONAL hands on experience with some of these species, especially the snakes. Some of the info is so outdated and plain wrong its hard to even believe this person is a mod on KS as well as a recognized (in some way or another) herper.

IMHO.

bmm
 
When I checked her out a couple of years ago (everyone seemed to be directing people to her care sheets). She had almost no experience with herps. I think she did own a Green Iguana at the time. She's fair at gathering information on the web, which is where most or all of her stuff comes from. None of it is from personal experience or training as far as I could tell. She did have a lot to say about herself at her website. I haven't looked at it since my experience with questioning her authority in the herp field.
 
When I checked her out a couple of years ago (everyone seemed to be directing people to her care sheets). She had almost no experience with herps. I think she did own a Green Iguana at the time.

She tells antecdotal stories about animals she claims to own or have owned in the past... Just from some of the things she's said, I have been given the impression that there are numerous iguanas (Enough so that they're beating the living hell out of one another due to space constraints anyway... that's when melissa isn't beating the hell out of them herself to "show them who's boss" and "train them"), a few tortoises and she claims to have kept a whopping five species of snake (and that her burm and bullsnake came when called like a dog and that her burm would sit on the microwave when it was hungry, because that's where rats came from... and she refused to understand that burms don't eat because they're hungry, they eat because there's food).

All in all though, I frankly doubt she has even SEEN half the animals she has "caresheets" on, much less owned them or had any responsibility for their care.

She's fair at gathering information on the web, which is where most or all of her stuff comes from. None of it is from personal experience or training as far as I could tell.

The web, older TFH publications, a lot of VosJolie's stuff (And VosJolie is the same kind of plagarist Kraplan is, so God only knows who wrote it to begin with) and some things she has other people write FOR her... The article about how reptiles all die in captivity and can't ever be made to live a full life span by her "noted expert" and somehow she has a good body of work by Adam Britton... I suspect because they have, at some point, the same publisher. Britton's association is almost painful to see though, it'd be like reading a BOI thread where Louie Porras was vouching for Upstate Exotics (Just makes no sense why someone credible would help absolute scum).

She's a plagarist of the worst kind though, of that there is no question, changing information to make it appear to be original... usually changing something questionable to begin with into something even worse.

She claims that if you point out these mistakes, she'd be happy to correct them. I've pointed out a number of the more glaring ones countless times, usually on public forums and all I got was AOL TOS violations for "Attacking" a Moderator. It's not difficult to see the mistakes, open any page she's got and at least two or three jump out as being glaring... Read any of them carefully and there are literally dozens in some of them, even a few with NOTHING correct whatsoever. You can usually tell how much of it she wrote herself by the number of mistakes too... original pieces are pure garbage, plagarized and paraphrased are slightly less obvious.

The most insidious (spelling?) factor in the way she operates is her target audience. She WANTS people to have dead animals, ANTS them to get monkeypox and salmonella and have sick kids and scars from bites because it makes them support her anti-pet trade agenda. So she takes the groups least able to detect Bull#### and fills their heads with this absolute CRAP "information" and then just sits back as they come around to her perverse way of thinking.

Why are iguana owners, as a generalization, insane or stupid (Not everyone of course, but Erin hit the nail on the head on that score) when it comes to herps... and self righteous madmen to boot? Because iguana owners, speaking again as a generalization, are people who have never before owned a reptile in their life... bought "Iguanas for dummies" and decided they could care for one easily... here's a crappy diet that's easy to put together, crappy reccomendations about caging and free roaming and preventing agression, all sprinkled liberally with Kraplan's "Reptiles are dee DEBIL!" messages. So they free roam their iguana, it gets MBD from lack of proper lighting, has digestive and formative problems from lack of humidity and heat and deficates all over their bookshelves so they get some nasty stomach problems, then rips their fingers off because... Well, they're iguanas and it's instinctual, making faces and head bobbing back at 'em doesn't fix the problem. All of which leaves them believing Kraplan's PETA style propaganda.

She gets the new keepers because of her website and self promoting nonsense... Do a search on a herp species, or a general health issue using any of the major search engines... her site comes up in the top ten hits on virtually any of 'em. She sits on KS in the forum most likely to attract people who are filled with an honest ignorance and she twists their minds, even more so on the AOL forums where there *were* hundred respons plus threads about how your iguana loves you like a dog and your snake, despite having only rudimentary internal timpanums that don't actually have nerves connecting them to the brain, will come slithering at the sound of a can opener (for free roaming burms, really safe practice right there).

And most of all by selling her book through Petsmart and Petco, which she then turns around and campaigns against. Just a [sarcasm] bit [/sarcasm] hypocritical.

She attacks the uninformed in the hobby and permanantly ruins them, taking individuals who could have been worthwhile, productive and active herpers and turning them into a group filled with a permanant and unyeilding ignorance that makes contributions to the A.L.F. legal defense fund.

Got a question for Rich...

Would it be appropriate to use the web watch forum to discuss the specifics of care sheets avaliable online? The validity of some, the problems with others, posting both good ones found on specific subjects and the ones to avoid (And possibly suggest emailing the person responsible with suggested corrections and, of course, to participate in the thread if they'd like to take constructive critisism or debate the specifics)?

On the one hand, if links are provided rather than copying and pasting the text, there's no copyright issues and it could potentially lead to more of those Non-BOI threads that I believe were the intention behind many of those extra forums... by presenting different care sheets, both good and bad, it provides a foot in the door for additional discussion or debate on the topic.

On the other, it would involve discussing specific websites, which is, in some manners, a function of the BOI... but obviously not a BOI topic because of the nature of the discussions. Since a full name is required everywhere now, there would be no anonymous postings...

Your choice; if you'll allow it I could quite happily make dozens of posts on assorted topics with both good and bad web resources for specific species or groups and I'm sure others would be happy to participate as well, either promulgating their own care sheets and opening them up for discussion or dropping some warnings on websites to avoid. Like the BOI, any website that's being discussed specifically, either positive or negative should have a link provided to the thread if they wish to participate.
 
Seamus,

My initial reaction to your request about discussing care sheets is to suggest that you (or anyone else for that matter) post them in the appropriate discussion forums for the particular type of animal the care sheet is about. I think a discussion of a care sheet could possibly develop into something helpful and worthwhile, even if it does in the process debunk some myths that may be displayed in the original care sheet in question. That information would be most useful to those people interested in honest and truthful care tips for the animals.

As such, to make such a discussion productive and useful, with the end goal of making the information provided HELPFUL rather than harmful to those people wanting to know how to care for a particular animal, I would like to see this sort of thing take place where those people would most likely go to try to find out that sort of information: The discussion forums for the animal types themselves.

Does that sound reasonable?
 
I agree with everyones opinion so far. Some things are really scary on her website including but not limited too:

About cornsnakes, I would think Rich would have a laugh at this:

"Captive bred ones have become very popular because of all the exotic colors and patterns they "come in". Unfortunately, those morphs are caused by intense inbreeding. As a result, corns are increasingly exhibiting morbitidy and mortality problems as a result of undesireable genes being bred along with the ones for color and pattern. Failure/Inability to feed and sudden, inexplicable death are the two most common problems that have been increasing over that past several years."

Almost all sources noted for most of the caresheets are over ten years old. Sad.

bmm
 
Hah!

It is my personal opinion that the original source of that quote about corn snakes may have had a bit too much inbreeding in their family tree. I seriously doubt Ms. Kaplan has the experience to come up with that as an original idea, so whomever she got that from probably cannot speak clearly while sitting down.

This stuff about inbreeding is old wive's tale material and voodoo. Otherwise, if the biblical origins of the human race are true about us all being descended from Adam and Eve, what is that saying about all of us inbreds?

IMHO, of course.
 
Otherwise, if the biblical origins of the human race are true about us all being descended from Adam and Eve, what is that saying about all of us inbreds?
Okay. We are all inbred because we came from Adam and Eve.
Didn't they have two sons named Cain and Abel?

SHEESH I am the product of two brothers.


Here is a little thought for you guys. Another percpective as to why Melissa Kaplan is so "respected"

When I first got onto the net and was looking for information on reptiles.......I saw her care sheets everywhere. I was not so young. But I was young in terms of experience (I still consider myself young in experience) . Anyway because of her presence on the net.....I thought she was a reptile GOD. Not until I started getting my own experience did I realize that she was nothing but an inexperienced book smart beginner herself.

Some of us has been keeping reptiles since we were 15. But I did not start getting expereince until age 27. As a matter of fact I am now 32 and still consider my self VERY INEXPERIENCED.

Maybe if I write more care sheets. Maybe if I write a book for dummies that onoly dummies would follow. Maybe then I could consider myself a reptile GOD.


It is just the way the internet goes. Start a website and everyone thinks your a GOD. Take Mario Stinso for example. He posted somewhere that the "gurus" of the gecko community were laughing at him not to long ago.. ............But now look at him. he started his website and whamo. The only thing that comes out of his mouth is how respected he is and how hard he worked for his reputation.
Take me for example. People write to me to get advice. I do my best to help them out....But I still consider myself to be a learner. I am still learning
 
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