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Men and Women

Lucille

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I have come to the conclusion that men and women are different.

Men:
BBQ
Women:
Purchase the dishes, help make the $ for the house, the charcoal, the grill; have the dishes and implements in the right place, wash the dishes after the barbeque is over, pack up the leftovers to send home with friends.
Men:
Install stereo
Women: Make sure the tools are all in the toolbox when needed, go to the hardware store for the stupid piece of hardware that is always needed, go to the hardware store again because the rule of the universe is that nothing can be installed after only one trip to the hardware store, decorate the living room where the stereo is found, vacuum the carpet in the living room where the stereo is found, make the snax for the man who is putting in the stereo, help choose the tunes to play on the stereo, and when the man invites friends over to see the new stereo makes snax for them, dusts the stereo, puts the CDs away after use.
Men:
Have sex
Women:
Go buy cute clothes to look good in, keep fit, talk about interesting things on dates even if they guy is just sitting there, choose perfume, tidy the house, make the dinner prior, raise the children that appear as the result of the above mentioned act.

:raspberry
 
You are too funny. Youse guys in Cal. probably don't know how to BBQ anyway what with all the weird Cal. emissions laws........
 
I'm sure I'm asking for it with this post, but...

what the hell.
 

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Actually, that is getting some rueful chuckles from me. My first christmas after I left my first husband I asked for a tool set as my present, thinking my dad would go buy me the 56pc Craftsman auto set so I could tune up the Big Old Bronco that I drove. Instead, come christmas day, I opened up a cute blue tool case that said "Do-It-HERself" that included a glue gun and picture hanging hardware! My mom was so proud of finding that "cute" little tool set, and was crushed when my first response was, "How am I going to change the spark plugs with this?" Dad and I were just talking about this incident this past christmas, after I opened the hooah-hooah Craftsman cordless drill with keyless chuck and 22 torque settings plus and extra battery LOL Although both shoes and kevlar helmets make great impromptu hammers! And I have changed a license plate with a pocket knife and a dime LOL Hey, don't knock it if it works.
 
Hmmmmm, I was expecting a bit of a debate about the relative merits of the sexes. Perhaps, though, reptile people are sophisticated enough to see the truth....... :hehe:
 
Naw...us reptile women aren't the "ew, gross" types that so many guys like to make fun of LOL And a thin majority of reptile guys actually have brains and aren't obsessed with thumping their chests, scratching their balls, and trying to prove who is more macho.
 
in my household it goes something like this
russ: cooks and does the dishes (he made the mess he can clean it up)
robin: washes cloths (i do not care for skids, russ must do that himself iffin he gets one) and keeps the inside of the house looking as good, as far as she can see... it its out of eyesight range its russ's job
russ: takes care of the beardies
robin: takes care of the geckos
russ (mainly ) and robin: take care of the snakes but with the bad eyes im not allowed (we agreed on this) to work with anything over five or six feet (which is almost the entire collection) unless he is home and no hots.
russ: takes care of outside stuff
robin: takes care of the cats
russ and robin: take care of the rats
Russ: drives robin where she needs to go since i no longer drive, but i am really a hermit LOL
we each get each other snacks (whomever is closest) and the people we invite into our house are so comfortable they can get what they want snack wise but sometimes i try and do the nice "would you care for a soda thing"
russ: takes out the trash
robin: picks up the trash russ leaves laying around
russ (robin used to do this as well): take care of the car and any simple wiriing
russ: he designs crap and builds it
robin: gets in his way
Russ: fixes major electrical problems (rewired halt the house), plumbing work (fixed the two bit ****ter line problem) and is fixing our ceiling (roof leakage)
robin: uses knives to cut up veggies (russ gets nervous when i have a knife in my hand)
Russ: leaves the room (only reason he would come back is if i cut myself) my mother told him "look she is stubborn, she is going to use a knife whether you like it or not, if it scares you leave the room, that way you do not have to see it... she will call if she has cut herself or needs help, thats what i do"

russ: farts in his sleep
robin: calls russ a dirty bastard in her sleep and tells him to open a ventalation area around the stinktified area (this means pull the covers open on his side, opposite of me)
two rules:
#1 no farting in the bathroom while the other is taking a shower
#2 no farting in the snake room
oh and if in the car and you fart you must inform the other and quickly and poliely roll down the window
 
Now that is an interesting division of labor, lol....
 
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BallPyFan said:
Naw...us reptile women aren't the "ew, gross" types that so many guys like to make fun of LOL And a thin majority of reptile guys actually have brains and aren't obsessed with thumping their chests, scratching their balls, and trying to prove who is more macho.
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A VERY thin majority......
 
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