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    In short, DON'T! Email notices are to ONLY alert you of a reply to your private message or your ad on this site. Replying to the email just wastes your time as it goes NOWHERE, and probably pisses off the person you thought you replied to when they think you just ignored them. So instead of complaining to me about your messages not being replied to from this site via email, please READ that email notice that plainly states what you need to do in order to reply to who you are trying to converse with.

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    Yeah, I know. They are a pain in the butt. But they pay the bills to keep my server running. Just a fact of life, I am afraid.

    Want to get rid of them? Simple. Just become a Contributor level member or above and they will be gone. -> Please click HERE."

    Is that too much for me to ask of you to keep this site running? Well, sorry about that. I too wish I could get everything for free. But alas.....

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    Google Adsense ad revenue for December, 2025 was just $30 over the cost of the lease for the server running this site. So, in effect, the money providing the incentive for me to continue running this site is coming SOLELY from the paid memberships and sponsorships here. Which honestly ain't much....

Mexican Joke

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What do you call white men jumping out of a plane?
A snow storm
What do you call black men jumping out of a plane?
Mud storm
What do you cal mexicans jumping out of a plane?
Polution
 
Another

What do you call 3 white men pushing a car?
Engien faliure
What do you call 3 black men puching a car?
Out of gas
What do you call 3 mexicans pushing a car?
Grand Theft Auto
 
One more

What do you call a group of white men running?
The Marathon
What do you call a group of black men running?
A 15km race
What do you call a group of mexicans running?
JAAAAAAIIIIILLLLL BRREEEEAAAAAKKK!!!!!!!
Jail Break

I don't mean to offend any one with these
 
Do you know why Mexico always has such a terrible Olympic team?



Because everyone that can run, jump, or swim is already here in the U.S.!


Lo siento, amigos! Fue imposible para mi resistir! ;)
 
Spanish....

oye, creo que nesesitas un poco ayuda con su espanol no? Hay no tengo nada mas chistes sobre los mexicans, pero si esperas unos dias mas yo puedo tener mas


Daniel.... If you're going to tell a joke in another language.... please put English subtitles underneath, so us mono-lingual people can comprendo it??.... thanks....

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Verdadamente, mi espanol es muy mal! Yo no tengo muchas oportunidades practicar aqui en Missouri! No recuerdo mi espanol fasilamente. Perdoname, si tengo muchas palabras incorectas.

;)

Darin.... same for you, please?? see above....
Most of us No comprende da English.... let alone el Spanole??.... lol

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This dude hires a Spanish guy to paint his house.... he tells him he wants the living room in green, the bedroom in white, the kitchen in yellow and the porch in blue.... the next day the Spanish guy goes up to the owner and says, "Hey Meester.... It's all finito".... the living room, she is in green, the bedroom, she is in white, the kitchen, she is in yellow and the porch, she is in blue, but, I wants to tells you sumting.... that is NOT a Porch.... that's a CADILLAC!!

....Neil
 
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