Neil Gubitz
TampaSnakePit.com
- Joined
- Feb 4, 2002
- Messages
- 2,375
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- Age
- 74
- Location
- Port Saint Lucie, Florida
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
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What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One U.S.leader.
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends
over?
Doughnuts.
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Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting
any.
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What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50
politicians in a_ room
together?
100 people who don't do dick.
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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating
tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best, when she is at her worst.
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What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends...
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Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
"Nice Dick!"
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What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
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Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitute meat.
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Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming
and one's going.
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How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your
pecker.
........
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
it's not hard.
Juan on Juan.
........
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
........
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One U.S.leader.
........
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends
over?
Doughnuts.
........
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting
any.
........
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50
politicians in a_ room
together?
100 people who don't do dick.
........
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating
tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best, when she is at her worst.
........
What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?
Depends...
........
Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
........
What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex.
........
What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
"Nice Dick!"
........
What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.
........
Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
........
What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
They are both used as substitute meat.
.......
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
.......
What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming
and one's going.
........
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your
pecker.
........
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
it's not hard.