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    Want to get rid of them? Simple. Just become a Contributor level member or above and they will be gone. -> Please click HERE."

    Is that too much for me to ask of you to keep this site running? Well, sorry about that. I too wish I could get everything for free. But alas.....

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    Google Adsense ad revenue for December, 2025 was just $30 over the cost of the lease for the server running this site. So, in effect, the money providing the incentive for me to continue running this site is coming SOLELY from the paid memberships and sponsorships here. Which honestly ain't much....

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Upon further inspection of his dear friends and companions, Ferdinand confirmed that he had inadvertently squeezed the very life out of those that he was trying so desperately to save.
 
"Oh, well", he thought to himself. "I will eat Ralph, and offer Alice to the new love of my life, provided that she didn't drown in the flood".
 
All of a sudden several nuclear warheads went off at the same time, Killing everyone and everything, it was hundreds and thousands of millennia before life started over, but when it did......
 
Quite unexpectedly, a small amoeba named Freddy Jackson crawled out of the primordial ooze of a new era.
 
FJ began to read the only records that civilization had ever existed, which was a recording of the entire history of the BOI, which luckily had been translated into amoebese..
 
Or at least what appeared to be a more feminine specimen, as single-celled organisms don't possess sex organs or gender difference.
 
But he knew she was female because she was carrying a pink Juicy Couture handbag, and his heart swelled with longing, even if his other parts couldn't cuz he didn't got none.
 
"Not tonight, amoeba-dude", JuicyGirl said, "I have a terrible headache .. what with all the flooding and end-of-the-world stuff."
 
So he picked up a six pack and decided to go fission, and vowed to find a amoebette that was more compliant in the future since this honey wouldn't ride- asexual division was OK at times, but a guy needs the real thing sometimes.
 
BUT! At the moment he decided to go fission, he realized that he didn't have to go far ... as he had, in fact, fissioned up his perfect match.
 
He had to do JUST the right thing in order for Ferdinand II to exist in 5236 generations, let alone attempt the perilous journey to California (with an achin in his hea aaart)
 
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