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Mythical Woman

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Here we try to list the attributes of the perfect woman. Fortunately it is not a difficult task, as many of the Fauna ladies including of course Yours Truly come so close to the ideal.... :raspberry

Here we go:

Is conversant with the different kinds of reptiles, their care and nomenclature...

Next?:....... :D
 
She can make biscuits and gravy....
 
Knows how to pick out dynomite matching shooz and handbag when shopping at the mall....and knows how to use the .38 snubby she tosses in the purse before she goes out for the evening.....
 
can skin dinner and cook it all the while maintaining the style and grace that is inherant in all true women
 
Makes sure her man leaves the house with a smile on his face every morning....
 
One thing that has always baffled me about many women is that they love to drop hints, clues and/or manipulate instead of just being as direct as possible about their wants, needs, expectations and desires.

Most men (me included) are terrible at the guessing game. We don't do hints and clues well (hell most of the time we don't even see the hint or clue) and we despise manipulation. Good or bad, men are direct and to the point creatures. I just wish more women would be direct and up front about their wants, needs, desires and what they expect from men.

So that is my addition to this list of the perfect women, to tell me point blank what is on your mind...... and not just when your are pissed off. lol
 
shrap said:
One thing that has always baffled me about many women is that they love to drop hints, clues and/or manipulate instead of just being as direct as possible about their wants, needs, expectations and desires.

Most men (me included) are terrible at the guessing game. We don't do hints and clues well (hell most of the time we don't even see the hint or clue) and we despise manipulation. Good or bad, men are direct and to the point creatures. I just wish more women would be direct and up front about their wants, needs, desires and what they expect from men.

So that is my addition to this list of the perfect women, to tell me point blank what is on your mind...... and not just when your are pissed off. lol
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OK, I have to respond to this. I DO say exactly what I mean when I mean it. It has been my experience that men just consider this to be part of the manipulation and STILL dismiss my words. It doesn't change anything about me, but it doesn't accomplish anything either. Perhaps more women would speak their mind if more men would listen......or maybe it's just me.

And Wes, not only do I skin it then cook it....I kill it too!

So here is my contribution to the thread:

She can PROVIDE the meat as well as prepare it.
 
Damn shame you live so friggin far away then.

Oh well, must be something terribly wrong somewhere, sounds too good to be true and we ALL know what that means.
 
kiote9 said:
OK, I have to respond to this. I DO say exactly what I mean when I mean it. It has been my experience that men just consider this to be part of the manipulation and STILL dismiss my words. It doesn't change anything about me, but it doesn't accomplish anything either. Perhaps more women would speak their mind if more men would listen......or maybe it's just me..
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Lol, I did not say ALL women. I know better than to generalize like that.

I'm sorry, what else were you saying? :raspberry
 
wilomn said:
Damn shame you live so friggin far away then.

Oh well, must be something terribly wrong somewhere, sounds too good to be true and we ALL know what that means.
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The title of this thread is Mythical Woman which implies that even if you did find that perfect gal she would turn out false in the end.

I figure I am perfect.....for me. Most intelligent people will see that I am flawed (as no one is truly perfect), however, someday I'll stumble across someone else who is perfect in their flaws and we will make beautiful conversation together.

I am a dreamer :)
 
my mythical woman

a female that is not married,gay, fat, or ugly. is not a tease, has no kids and does not want any. does not throw herself at GI's and actually prefers dating white guys. is totally capable of saying "no" when asked out rather than saying "yes" just to mess with your head. refuses to go into a singles bar unless she is single and looking. and finally (for now) refuses to participate in "girl's night out".
 
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Good thing yours is a mythical quest rob. Of course, you DIDN'T ask for one that could think for herself so there MAY be a chance of you finding one.

I'll be seeing my ever elusive flying pigs about the time you find her though, I suspect.
 
handsomeRob said:
a female that is not married,gay, fat, or ugly. is not a tease, has no kids and does not want any. does not throw herself at GI's and actually prefers dating white guys. is totally capable of saying "no" when asked out rather than saying "yes" just to mess with your head. refuses to go into a singles bar unless she is single and looking. and finally (for now) refuses to participate in "girl's night out".
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lol Rob 15 years ago we would have been perfect for each other, at the time I had never been married, never been or ever will be gay, fat or ugly nor a tease had no kids and wanted none never liked but 1 militray man and he was and is just a friend, said no alot and never went to bars unless I was looking and never had a girls nigght out still to this day oh and never had a 1 night stand with a guy from a bar (not on your list but....) lol

Oh well, things changed, I was married and divorced by 23 married again at 27 and had children at 30 and 32) things about kids seem to change when the relationship is perfect or did for me anyway), did gain a little weight but not fat lol

Ive still never had a girls night out, I may have to do that lol
 
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