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Photographs of a Nice Animal next to a pile of...

Does a pile of crap in the photo ruin the photo expereince for you?

  • No, I juust take in the herp that is pictured and totally zone out the crap, it has no effect on me

    Votes: 18 15.3%
  • Yes, I hope to see a beautiful herp photo and then have to see a pile of crap that I would rather no

    Votes: 34 28.8%
  • No, I have a fetish, and I just cannot resist looking at the pile, I wish there was more doodie.

    Votes: 11 9.3%
  • Yes, it makes me think the person who took the photo only wants to show off not caring about how the

    Votes: 55 46.6%

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Glenn Bartley

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CRAP. Over the last three or four days I have seen at least four pictures of really nice herps, and there in full color along with the herp was a pile or two of crap.

It always amazes me that someone will say: "Hey, I have this great animal for sale take a look", and there it is pictured with what it ate (already totally processed and passed) over the last few days. Of course this same person would probably later swear to the great husbandry that he/she followed in the care of that herp, that is when you are complaining that it was received in poor health or loaded with parasites. Sure I understand that people do not follow their herps with a pooper-scooper but, heck when they take the time to take a pic - to sell that animal - or to say hey look at my great herp, you would think (at least I would think), they would have taken the time to clean out the crap.

The same goes for people just showing off their herps. I saw one herp shot recently with the herp on paper towels that looked as if they had spent a week in a cricket container with a few hundred crickets crapping all over the paper. I saw another with a huge pile of poop right next to the animal. I would think if you have the time to set up and take the pics, you would have the time to scoop out the doodie.

Yet, as photographers, the people presenting those pics seem really pleased with the pictures. As herpers they seem really pleased with their herps or the herps enclosure. So tell me, what is it that makes people so proud of their pictures and of their herps (or at least how they care for them) when they are not even decent enough to spare the viewer from having to peruse a pile of crap, or more importantly, they are not concerned enough to clean out their animal's enclosure for the welfare of the critter?

It really detracts from the whole experience of enjoying what oft times would have been an otherwise great photograph. I just don't get it.


All the best,
Glenn B:(
 
Crap is offensive? Never heard that from anyone.
How about turd? Or maybe toilet torpedo? Or one I rather enjoy, the stink pickle.
Can't use fecies, it's not a word.

As for the pictures, yes it annoys me as well. At the very least it just shows lack of thought toward putting forth a good image, but it also inevitably results in at least some questioning of husbandry practices.
If any of us with large collections were honest, we'd probably have to admit that you can always find a cage or two with some cra.. oops I mean feces, in them.
While caring enough not to have it in a photograph does not necessarily mean you care enough to keep the cages clean, not caring to have it in the photograph does increase the likelihood in my opinion that you do not care enough to keep your cages cleaned regularly. That makes sense to me, I hope it translates to the screen without losing coherency.
 
i perfer the word *poop*


How about turd? Or maybe toilet torpedo? Or one I rather enjoy, the stink pickle

all og those are acceptable, stink pickle is extremely original and worth more than those two simple words put together i give one a thumbs up and might even use it.;)
 
i actuall take offense to the word
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CRAP.
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and prefer fecies or fecal matter
Hee, hee heh heh (really LOL), I like the humorous side much better. I think I am getting to like you...

Now as for stink pickle that was truly grossly gross. The next time I am about to indulge myself with a nice pastrami on rye, I'll have to tell them hold the poop, err pickle!

Nice to see that the fetish got 2 yeas so far, I knew some of us would admit it, although one was not me (at least not to admit to it)!

All the best,
Glenn B
 
Glenn Bartley said:
Hee, hee heh heh (really LOL), I like the humorous side much better. I think I am getting to like you...

i am really not as bad are you percieve me as, i'm somewhat of a likable person you just happen to meander in when im on a roll.......
 
Great Ceasar's ghost! Is it a conspiracy? Maybe it is just that all this coming out of the closet lately has spilled over to they who admire doody! Sort of makes you wonder if there is more to it than meets the eye, err nose?Yeccchhhhh
 
Those pics irritate me too.

Yesterday I saw a really nice rainbow in a box with dried urates (is that offensive to anyone? lol) in several places andi I'm sure they didn't spontaneously appear upon photographing. It makes you wonder....if that is the condition an animal is kept in for photos, what would it be when not at it's best?
 
I spend a lot of time scraping feces and urates off the cage floor and walls, but sometimes I do miss a speck. But if i see a picture of mine with some in it (yes I have taken a picture then realized I missed a corner!) I either edit it out or clean the cage.

If the picture has a lot of it and it's old and there's also dried shed yeah, that pisses me off, and portrays both laziness and poor husbandry. But if it's just a little bit, I do understand that most people here have HUGE collections and can miss a tiny bit.

I also don't think it's too much trouble to look at your pictures before you post them, and either edit or clean it up. Especially if it's a snake for sale!
 
i think i saw the same pic of the rainbow..there was a tub i assume the snake lived in...was totally nasty...and the background looked like a garbage dump....but it was stated how nice the snake was...yea....i belive that one..

clean up the ship its not that hard!!!
 
Betcha if'n you took the s.p., wrote some really great prose "ancient magic ingredient used by prizewinning gardeners to grow exceptional show quality roses"

and put it on Ebay, it would sell........
 
Betcha if'n you took the s.p., wrote some really great prose "ancient magic ingredient
to find a quality handsome man... eat two 6 inch stink pickles followed by a bottle of jose cuervo 1800, a bottle of citrate of magnesium and go to your local airport :hehe:
 
I am always disgusted to see a "deposit" in a photo. Why wouldn't you want to give the best impression of your animal and your husbandry skills. Take the snake out, photograph it on the carpet or on a pillowcase or something. Not on the bathroom floor with pubic clippings next to it! Cmon people!! :)
 
I almost peed myself reading these posts! :lol01: Thanks for the laughs! I agree having turds in your photos with your animals is not a good selling point. Take 5 minutes and clean up the cage or remove the animal and take the picture somewhere else. At least TRY to hide the fact that you don't use good husbandry practices:bandhead0
However this is a good indication of who not to buy animals from so maybe this is a good thing!
 
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