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Possible Lawsuit

Ahhhhh more litigation....just what the world needs..lol

"You cant sue a penniless man"



Man...this crap never ceases to amaze me....

(pretty good for left handed, no?"

Fred Albury
AZTEC REPTILES
 
OOPs I forgot to add my name to my  reply, But is dissapered already. *sigh*  
Pam Graham
Vancouver Washington
I can't be hard to find , I am in the phone book lmfao at this thread <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
 
Ms Waltz

I'll be retiring soon and need a new occupation.  Think Maybe you could forward me the addresses of a  few of the schools offering degrees for $19.95.  If I became a lawyer, I too could sue Fauna members! </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>Yesterday I could'nt even spell lawyer and today I is one!</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"> <img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
 
Okay, I lied!!!  I also have a riding lawnmower however it's my prized possion!!!!!!  It was built in 1952 and while the enigine and tires are missing it has very little rust, in fact you can still make out the color for this one spot under where the seat use to be.  I guess if your'e going to sue me you should know all of my possions.

Otherwise nothing's changed, while other then the Trash can I gave to my beloved friend and loyal fan Kim!

Why don't we make this thread go bye bye and stop posting in it?

The black sheep (dog),
Adam Block
 
Adam.... you be nice, now!! I was born in 1952!! The year Eisenhower was elected President! I just turned into an ANTIQUE!!.... lol

Besides.... what the heck does "possions" mean???

You mean "posseSSions"<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>?
lmao

And you're supposed to be our LEADER??? Shame on you!

....Neil
 
Gosh darn it Adam.

Why did you give the trash can to Kim.
I needed that.
where am I supposed to put my used toilet paper now.

Oh the toilet...nevermind.

Hey I like this thread...it is very entertaining and it shows everyone can get together and show their funny sides.
 
<img src="http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
no worries ritchie i have the can signed by adam on my website under available memorabilia.
i take trades and paypals..
how is the guyanan doing?
 
Susan Smith
Legal Assistant,

Hmmm..... looks like we have a "Legal Eagle" who has, at best, a exceptional grasp of the English language
:D, and is quite impressed with their newest purchase of "Black's Legal Dictionary".

Maybe you could inform those of us here in the states when the BAR has given permission for Legal Secretaries to start, initialize, or announce class action lawsuits?

Sounds to me more like someone who has received less than favorable reviews by other Herpers for piss-poor animals, service, or both.

Get a life and go back to skool! :D

Wade V. Corbeil
 
Well, I see the Fauna Classifieds “Cult” is alive and active. Our office was told this would happen. We were given a list of names and I’ll be damned, just about all of the names given have shown up like buzzards. I purposely misspelled words and used in proper grammar to see exactly how educated this cult is. Congratulation all of you have passed English 101, what an well-organized cult.

After doing some research while this cult blasts away at me, I’ve found that several individuals are convicted felons with charges stemming from DUI, DWLS, BURGLARY, CHECK FRAUD, ROBBERY AND EVEN A FEW SEX OFFENDERS. I’m not going to post names yet but I will start building files on these people for further review.

Personal message to:

Ritchie Luna from what we can tell, you are one of the ringleaders among this cult. You have even dragged your 10-year-old son into business that he should not be exposed too, which simply shock the S _ _ _ out of our office.

You mentioned asking me for a date; well I don’t see how that could happen since you are way below my standards. Mr. Luna”, like you and your entire fellow cult members, I also have a hobby, which is raising and training horses. I have this young female that needs to be breed. I think you and her could make a perfect match, I have been looking for fine stud like yourself and the measurements you posted are just perfect. And by all means please bring your son, since you like to involve him in situations that he doesn’t belong.

The purpose of this thread was to show people just whom the ringleaders are and what they are doing to the reptile industry. Yes, there are legitimate complaints on this forum. Yet, we have not seen larger companies get involved with this none since which leads back to a well organized group (cult) of people that want to police the reptile market.

Our office sees no problem taking cars, trucks, lawn mowers, motorcycles, toilet bowls, etc. Most of you don’t have anything but junk anyway, but if you want to loose it we will have no problem taking it. You people are really hurting the new generation of American entrapenuars, which explains why the export of turtles and other reptiles are growing each year. Any new company would be smart to limit USA sales because if there is one mistake their name then becomes part of this BOI cult.

Parents…. If you child happens to find this site while searching for reptiles, be very careful who he/she correspond with and please read each post with a open mind. Some are facts, yet most are just opinions from the ringleaders of this cult.

Sincerely your favorite topic of the day.

Susan Smith
 
Was Susan Smith the name of the Mother who killed her kids in the Car a few years ago????????????????:eek:
 
sorry forgot to sign my post....

Want to make sure they get it right for the law siut...wonder if it will make court TV????

Was Susan Smith the name of the Mother who killed her kids in the Car a few years ago????????????????



Bob Silva
 
Ms. Smith;

The next time your law office allows you to break from your normally busy schedule to lower yourself enough to check in here at the BOI, please provide some legitimate credentials to prove you are even associated with a legal firm. Your spelling and punctuation have improved very slightly, but we do appreciate the supreme effort you made.

If you are not representing a legal firm, your latest message basically boils down to a threat of theft with the following quote:

Our office sees no problem taking cars, trucks, lawn mowers, motorcycles, toilet bowls, etc. Most of you don’t have anything but junk anyway, but if you want to loose it we will have no problem taking it.

And yes, you had better recognize quite a problem in attempting to take anything from anyone else. You will be VERY shocked at the resistance you will encouter.

And let's be frank about this, Ms. Smith, NO attorney on the face of this earth would allow an employee to post what you have done here. Even if you might work for a law office, you are doing this on your own time at your own guidance. The reason you are not posting verifiable credentials is either because you can not, or you know damned right well doing so will get you fired.

So just cut the crap. You are not impressing anyone here.
 
I have to say BRAVO Susan Smith. You have done it again. You have proven nothing but more accusations by yourself. your statement
I purposely misspelled words and used in proper grammar to see exactly how educated this cult is.
is a joke. If you read your post, you still have grammatical errors in it. Also your use of a foul language reference really shows what a class act and professional organization you are supposedly affiliated with.
which simply shock the S _ _ _ out of our office.
If this "cult" as you refer to is so bad, than why is it that most of them are owners of business that are thriving and most of these individuals have been beneficial in the uncovering and exposing of fraudulent and unscrupulous other business's and individuals with no expectations or desires of anything for themselves but rather to enlighten anyone about said crooks and thieves. I have to say that if your (as you refer to it) firm has put you in charge of their statements then they really need to review their actions as you are not suited for the job.
Also your references to Bestiality and a child borders on criminal itself.
I also have a hobby, which is raising and training horses. I have this young female that needs to be breed. I think you and her could make a perfect match, I have been looking for fine stud like yourself and the measurements you posted are just perfect. And by all means please bring your son, since you like to involve him in situations that he doesn’t belong.
I would suggest that you really learn what you should and should not state or make references to before you open your intelligence to the entire world. I would bet that the FBI internet child pornography division would be very interested in your statements and thoughts on such.
 
I purposely misspelled words and used in proper grammar to see exactly how educated this cult is.
It is spelled with an "M" improper.
And I find it funny that your bosses let you talk in here like this.


Ritchie Luna from what we can tell, you are one of the ringleaders among this cult. You have even dragged your 10-year-old son into business that he should not be exposed too, which simply shock the S _ _ _ out of our office.
And by all means please bring your son, since you like to involve him in situations that he doesn’t belong.

okay......you are good. You are good at doing research on people.
Oh my....how did you know I had a son? You are so good at doing research.....that you found out I had a ten year old son....and I did not even know it.

What is even better is you KNOW I have a ten year old son....and I lost my virginity in 1995 which was seven years ago shut up people...don't start....I wanted to keep it until I got married. Then some lady got naked and whamo....the rest is history.

So try again

1. Real law offices would not let you post on here...therefore giving warning to ALL the people you are pretendingly gonna sue.
2. You have left no contact information.....How convenient
3. You are still mispelling words
 
Yup...she can't spell
and she can't do simple arithmetic either.

Ritchie loses virginity 1995
The year is now 2002

Total? Seven (7) years


She claims Ritchie has a ten (10) year old son.

Ritchie must have gotten Rosy and her five sisters (his hand) pregnant.

I wonder what the IP address is for her last post.
Webslave do you know what it is?
 
businesslaw said:


Parents…. If you child happens to find this site while searching for reptiles, be very careful who he/she correspond with and please read each post with a open mind. Some are facts, yet most are just opinions from the ringleaders of this cult.


If my kids were on this site (they aren't) you would be the one I would warn them about.
 
This thread is hilarious! Yes, Bob.... Susan Smith IS the one that drowned her kids!

Hey Susan.... what the heck is this??

"entrapenuars"

That has got to be the most bastardized form of that word I've ever seen! You really ARE a professional, huh??

Ritchie.... oh Bwana.... may I sit at your feet and just admire the ground you walk on?? You illustreous head of our cult!.... lmao

Man, and I thought *I* was funny???.... hahahaha

Susan.... if you want my toilet bowl, I'll give it to you, FILLED! It can't be any worse than what you're SPEWING now???

....Neil
 
"in proper"? Susan, are you trying to fool us again. Guys all of the offenses she listed actually belong to me! (just kidding).
Susan,
How is prison? Don't pick up the soap!
Ken Chiarella
 
I've just opted to take "Susan Smith's" little game to the next level by letting two of St Lucie County's elected officials aware of his/her misuse of county resources. They'll be followed up with phone calls on Monday morning.
 
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