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Prison B****

What kinda prison b**** for you?

  • I am **NEVER** going to be in that environment, I am not as bad as Martha LOL

    Votes: 5 50.0%

  • Honey I'm gonna have a harem, there's nothin else to do!

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • I am gonna stay awake the entire time to make sure no one touches me!

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • None of your bizness!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • A sweet cutie pie

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • We'll see, one day at a time........

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Total voters
    10
Lucille

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What with Martha Stewart goin' into the slammer and all, it got me thinking. I have worked at one time for a county jail, and it was amazing to me to see how easily some people slipped into the roles of prison culture.
Would you get yourself a prison b****?
 
This poll does not compute for me as they will never take me alive (unless they gaurantee that I will be sent to a coed prison - very unlikely).

Kevin
 
Quite simple

If I am in prison I have screwed up big time which isn't likely to happen. But if it did the fact is simple touch me and die, what is there to loose? And if in that situation human life wouldn't mean squat so why not?
 
Re: Quite simple

bcfos said:
If I am in prison I have screwed up big time which isn't likely to happen. But if it did the fact is simple touch me and die, what is there to loose? And if in that situation human life wouldn't mean squat so why not?
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I agree totally! Maybe Lucille has a fantasy of having her own harem in a woman's prison. Can't blame her though, if I ever was sent to a woman's prison, I would have my own harem too! LOL. LOL!!

Kevin
 
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AZ Dragoon said:
I agree totally! Maybe Lucille has a fantasy of having her own harem in a woman's prison. Can't blame her though, if I ever was sent to a woman's prison, I would have my own harem too! LOL. LOL!!

Kevin
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Have you seen some of the women in prison?? Not me I do have standards to live up to and 99.9% of the female prison population isn't in my standards. ;)
 
I disagree totally Brian. I have been to women's facilities during my paramedic days and many are very beautiful. You must remember, most people in detention centers in this country are there because of the so-called "war on drugs" which traps people from all walks of life. Beauty is no respecter in this "war." The criminalization of many drugs is a waste of taxpayer monies and has done no damn good. I believe, as well as many of my law enforcement friends, that decriminalization of most drugs with emphasis on treatment is the way to go. But enough of politics and world problems on this "forum of free love, music and peace - Woodstock forever!

Kevin
 
Sybella, the subject crossed my mind because of headlines all across America about Martha Stewart going to jail for five months. And no, I would never 'participate' in anything like that.
 
I have to admit to a very active imagination: things that will never transpire in reality readily find a place to grow and flower in Lucille's mind........:D
 
My imagination goes where it will; hence the imaginative polls and posts;
In fact for every post I write, reason and prudence dictate that ten others cannot ever see the light of Fauna LOL :D
 
Oh, THAT woman...*sigh* I'm sorry but I really don't see what would be attractive about a young man.

Boys are all fumbly and selfish when it comes to sex, sometimes well into their 30's!!! LOL!
 
I would have gone to school every damn day if she were my teacher back then.

As for women's prisons, every man should visit one at least once, it's a huge ego boost. And there are many babes in the slammer.
A friend of mine was involved with a woman in prison, up for attempted murder, or something to that effect, she ran a guy down with a car. She was hot, and a former Hell's Angels scooter tramp.
I took him to the prison to see her one visiting day. She was a short timer and serving her last 3 or 4 months in a lower security facility. We rode my bike and went in in full riding leather. I bet 75% of the prison population came wandering by the visiting area for no apparent reason.
I never had so much concentrated female attention for a solid hour in my life. Unfortunately, since I wasn't visiting any of them they weren't allowed to stop and speak but I still enjoyed my visit.
 
I am in prison!................................... and I wish someone would clean out my hide box!:D
 
Clay Davenport said:
I would have gone to school every damn day if she were my teacher back then.

As for women's prisons, every man should visit one at least once, it's a huge ego boost. And there are many babes in the slammer.
A friend of mine was involved with a woman in prison, up for attempted murder, or something to that effect, she ran a guy down with a car. She was hot, and a former Hell's Angels scooter tramp.
I took him to the prison to see her one visiting day. She was a short timer and serving her last 3 or 4 months in a lower security facility. We rode my bike and went in in full riding leather. I bet 75% of the prison population came wandering by the visiting area for no apparent reason.
I never had so much concentrated female attention for a solid hour in my life. Unfortunately, since I wasn't visiting any of them they weren't allowed to stop and speak but I still enjoyed my visit.
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Interesting, but not my cup of tea.

And if that was my teacher I would have flunked to stay in her class. But I really can't see why some one would mess up their life and job by having sex with a frigging 15 year old kid. Now she will be branded a sex offender for life and have to have those notices sent out to the schools and neighborhoods where ever she lives for the rest of her life. Just plain stupid IMO.
 
prison

LOL... im in prison everyday( I get to leave after 8 hours) and its funny to hear what people think they would or could do if they were in prison. So lets just say to all of you "I would do " people, I suggest you work very hard at staying out of prison... lol... and i think that lucille ( hope i spelled it right) has been staying up way to late watching old cagny movies , or new XXX movies , either way there both not the real way it is in prison.
 
As I said Christopher, I worked for a jail for several years, I did not get this from movies.......
 
LOL... Christopher...nobody calls me that... but most of my comments were ment for the other posts...
 
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