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random questions for random people.

IloveSnakes1234 said:
Actually... If I could I would want a boy. So yeah I would.

If you could, what celebrity would you like to meet??
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i totally got this one!!
MICHAEL SHANKS!!!!! *drool* LOL

I have a weird one...

If you could turn into a Mythical Creature, and had to stay that way permanently, what would you be?
 
Mooing Tricycle said:
If you could turn into a Mythical Creature, and had to stay that way permanently, what would you be?
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Trojan Man.

Why do people think pressing harder on remote control buttons will make a difference when they know the batteries are low?
 
shrap said:
Trojan Man.

Why do people think pressing harder on remote control buttons will make a difference when they know the batteries are low?
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I don't know about "Trojan Man", seems like all he gets to do is hand them out, not use them. Kinda the same thing as why you never see the headline "Psychic wins Lottery!"


People press harder on the remote buttons because, even though they know it won't help, that's what they've been taught to do.

Q: What's the average weight of a Guinea Pig?
 
that depends on the age and size of the guinea pig.

What...is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
 
hmmmmm

I don't know that......AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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If reincarnation were a true manifestation, what would your Karma dictate you be brought back as (something in the real world, not fantasy)?
 
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Um, I think I'd probably come back as a domestic dog - hopefully one with a good home.

If you had the authority to right one and only one unjust law, what would it be?
 
FunkyRes said:
Um, I think I'd probably come back as a domestic dog - hopefully one with a good home.

If you had the authority to right one and only one unjust law, what would it be?
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The current Federal Tax Code, which is really just one huge law. I'd replace it with a flat 10% income tax for everyone, no deductions, no exceptions, everyone pays the same percentage.

Q: Why did Kamikazes wear crash helmets?
 
LadyOhh said:
Why did you first get into Reptiles?
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I dont think I can really say why, it just came natural for me. I grew up with a creek, woods and fields running right behind our back yard fence. From about age 6 to 13 or 14 I lived in that creek and those woods and fields. Literally about 80% of my free time was spent catching critters and going to the library to try and ID what I caught. I was fascinated from day one.



Is it just me or is every clutch born as close as it gets to the feeling of watching your own child be born?
 
Nope, because my litters are usually litters from Satan so I don't look forward to getting bit 20 times!

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?
 
Griz said:
Nope, because my litters are usually litters from Satan so I don't look forward to getting bit 20 times!

Why isn't evaporated milk a gas?
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because it's what's left when the water is removed.

If you could re-live one day of your life, would it be to re-experience a joyful moment, or set right a wrong?
 
Set a right wrong... That way, I don't have to worry about the consequences later on in life. No regrets!

Why is it that males dominate this hobby???
 
<considers responding but, after a moment's thought, turns and walks away>
 
You could be literal and say that snakes resemble one large phallic but then I guess women would be more into it. So I donut really know. Maybe because women are "trained" in society to be prissy and not like the "Creepy Crawlies"

In the Superman movies, when the bad guys ran out of bullets and threw the gun at Superman, why did he duck?
 
Because if he didn't duck, then a valuable piece of forensic evidence would be lost since we all know he's the man of steel then it's only reasonable that the gun would shatter.

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen? ;)

Griz
 
Griz said:
Because if he didn't duck, then a valuable piece of forensic evidence would be lost since we all know he's the man of steel then it's only reasonable that the gun would shatter.

If Pinocchio said, “My nose is about to grow”, what would happen? ;)

Griz
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He'd suddenly have the attention of every woman in the room.



How can something be new AND improved?
 
Obviously, you don't have implants or you would not ask that question!


How do they handle handicap parking at the Special Olympics?

Griz
 
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