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    In short, DON'T! Email notices are to ONLY alert you of a reply to your private message or your ad on this site. Replying to the email just wastes your time as it goes NOWHERE, and probably pisses off the person you thought you replied to when they think you just ignored them. So instead of complaining to me about your messages not being replied to from this site via email, please READ that email notice that plainly states what you need to do in order to reply to who you are trying to converse with.

  • IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!! About the Google Adsense ads being displayed

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    Yeah, I know. They are a pain in the butt. But they pay the bills to keep my server running. Just a fact of life, I am afraid.

    Want to get rid of them? Simple. Just become a Contributor level member or above and they will be gone. -> Please click HERE."

    Is that too much for me to ask of you to keep this site running? Well, sorry about that. I too wish I could get everything for free. But alas.....

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    Google Adsense ad revenue for December, 2025 was just $30 over the cost of the lease for the server running this site. So, in effect, the money providing the incentive for me to continue running this site is coming SOLELY from the paid memberships and sponsorships here. Which honestly ain't much....

random questions for random people.

With golf carts and shuttle buses.

Why does everyone who is waiting for an elevator have to push the button themself when it is already lit?
 
because THEY have the touch

Why do women ask if this (dress, skirt, thong, shorts, jeans, whatever) makes their butt look big?
 
hhmoore said:
because THEY have the touch

Why do women ask if this (dress, skirt, thong, shorts, jeans, whatever) makes their butt look big?
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Its a diversion, they're trying to make you think its the dress, skirt, thong, shorts, jeans, whatever's fault.


Why are there braille instructions on the Drive up ATM?
 
Because of the ADA.

What hair color does the DMV put down for a bald person?

Griz
 
Griz said:
Obviously, you don't have implants or you would not ask that question!


How do they handle handicap parking at the Special Olympics?

Griz
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Valet Service.

What was the name of the ship built by Howard Hughes, under a secret CIA contract, to raise a sunken Soviet nuclear submarine off the Atlantic ocean floor?
 
Hughes Glomar Explorer, too easy.

If a piano player is a pianist then why isn't a race car driver a racist?

Griz
 
:rofl:

Maybe they secretely are!!!


How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
 
Well, if Chuck had wood then maybe we would have an answer!

Do athesists get insurance for "random acts of God?"

Griz
 
Only cynical atheists do.

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
 
Is your goose sproose?

If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
 
That design, as built by HH, was called the Sproose Goose, correct?
 
Griz said:
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
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No, she slaps his wrist.


If cats have kittens and dogs have puppies, do trains have little trains?
 
Griz said:
That design, as built by HH, was called the Sproose Goose, correct?
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No, the Spruce Goose was the monsterous sea plane he built that was only airborne once for a grand total of about a minute.

The design the Japanese stole, was a modified version of the plane Hughes set a world airspeed record in, and later crashed in, which led to his morphine addiction.
 
I know what I was thinking. Originally, HH was recruited and received monies to built a fleet of the Sproose Gooses to use in the war. I knew there was the war tie in but could not remember the exact info.

JimO said:
If cats have kittens and dogs have puppies, do trains have little trains?
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Nope, down here all of our trains pull out in time! ;)

What did cured ham actually have?
 
Spanish piece of eight....

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

Griz
 
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