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Here I am about to let the bozos see who be tha man when it come to snakekeeper who is the best. I know it. Not like any pos here who does not know it, I keep 597 snakes now. I have venomous never been bit by captive snake with fang. I no bozo like some here who get bit. I only get bit once that was enough for me in wild by Mojav Rattlesnake. It was tough but I am tough so I pull thru.

Now I keep 300 venomous and the rest mostly big strictors. I have largest Anaconda ever at b31 feet not stretch out. It weigh 435 pounds, I also have biggest burma python at 36 feet. I know what I do when it come to snakes. Mine always healthy and always grow big, I don't need no vets like stupes who let them get suick all of time.

You want snake info then you should ask me for it cause I give it to you straight and let you know when you screw up bad like other stupes. I get you smart in the ways of real snake men.

I tell you how to force fed vemom snakes, how to trick snakes to eat pinks who only eat in nature frogs or toads, I tell you how to guarantee to grow to over 30 foot long any burma python, i show you how to wire a cage for maximal best heat conductivity flow experience, i show you snakes never get heat burns except when pos keeper do it bad to them. Ask me anything I knowe it all.
 
soon to be I have more posts here then anyone else you will see the real snake man with the know how of snakekeeping
 
Even if keeping three hundred venomous snakes in Colorado weren't enough of a lie (possible but really, really unlikely), this comment here...

I also have biggest burma python at 36 feet

Is more than enough to call bull<font color=red>[**censored**]</font> over.
 
Wow with a collection like that you must have pictures? How about some pixs of that 36' burmese and I'd love to see pixs of your venomous snakes.

Karen
 
Plastic and stuffed snakes don't count....Maybe the short yellow bus was late today and Jr. here was bored.
 
I have seen it all now!!! I cant believe this guy! What are you trying to prove? That you cant spell, dont know any grammar whatsoever and have no idea what the f$#& you are talking about!
 
what

this person cant be serious, I'm really hoping they are not thinking we are believing this bs they have to be doing it to get a laugh if not get a life your full of it
 
Isnt the largest snake like 32ft? And isnt that a rectic, which grows larger than a burmese?
 
OKAY, FEED THE TROLL..
You guys have to realise, this clown is only trying to make up
for what he obviously LACKS in other departments!!!
All 2 in.? ... BUAHAHAHAHA !!!
 
Well. Yeah. You all said it.

Everything I thought when I looked at this tard, you guys took care of.

I don't know about you, but I'd love to see a picture of that anaconda. 500 pounds. Wow. I wonder if it is the star of the new movie coming out....all 500 imaginary-computer-animated pounds.

I think my IQ dropped 30 points from trying to understand his grammar.

Geeze. Here ya go "snake" man. :blowup:
 
I think he's legit!....he's just spelling "phonetically" .....come on people? You try and spell with a 36 footer coming out of your mouth! LMAO
 
So people are posting here about how stupid people are by posting here. Um, ok. The kid obviously wants some attention, which he got plenty of.
 
What kind of loser doesnt have ebough of a life but to sit and write some crap about snakes, that HE doesnt even understand?
If he did know enough about snakes , then im sure he wouldnt forget about the reward for the "36 foot Burmese Python" HAHA:D
 
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