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Recreational debate

AH HA!!! You're age-ist - aren't you! And now the true David is coming out.

Let the record state for all eternity that he likes monkeys, is a jacket lover, and is prejudicial against young people!

If you had a senile monkey in a jacket and gave it to him, he would be in heaven!
 
Oh no, my name isn't worthy. But Dennis1, Bill Leverton, and a few others would make perfect names!
 
Well in that case, I think Jim O or Wilomn would be far better names for a poo slinger! They are much more accomplished than I am.

So can we look forward to a future post saying

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Wilomn was doing the cutest thing. He was tossing Bill Leverton all over the place and painting the walls with it. Too bad it makes him smell like Bill Leverton, because it's so funny to watch!

Time for me to go give Wilomn a bath!
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I could see it now...

Oh Bill :toiletcla
 

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Oh my, I am going to have to pray for you all! You are so horrible!

Wes is a GOD I say, and Bill is destined for Valhalla itself!!!!! How DARE you say anything negative about those who are FAR SUPERIOR to you IN EVERY WAY! I cannot IMAGINE such horrible bilious FILTH coming out of ANYONE ELSE'S mind!!!! You are destined for true HELL itself...a man who "loves" monkeys wearing jackets and a gender confused person. You do understand the crimes against nature you commit! (rocking back and forth and wringing hands in anguish) Your very souls are in danger and you laugh as though this was some big JOKE! You are corrupting the minds of children everywhere!!!!

Oh the humanity! Poor monkey! DAND, are you a hetero or homo monkey molester? NO! That is just too awful a question to have answered because you are damned either way!

Oh, I wail to the gods above as I fear for the safety of my children! I must go poke their eyes out IMMEDIATELY to protect them from sickos like you! I will bind them and put them safely into a dark room with no terrible sounds to infect their ears, no unnatural light to scar the remnants of their retinas, no perverts to molest them......I'm not coming here anymore. This is a bad bad place!!!!!

AAAAAIIIIIIEIEEEEEEEAEEEE
 
I give you.... oh say.... 24 hours before you come back and retract that whole statement saying you never really belived what you said. We all know you would like to have a Jim O or Wilomn of your very own. Then you could take pictures of him to photoshop and spread all over the forum!
 
kiote9 said:
Oh the humanity! Poor monkey! DAND, are you a hetero or homo monkey molester? NO! That is just too awful a question to have answered because you are damned either way!
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Obviously it's beyond your intellectual ability to grasp the possibility of a platonic relationship between a man and a monkey.
 
A_Kendergirl said:
I give you.... oh say.... 24 hours before you come back and retract that whole statement saying you never really belived what you said. We all know you would like to have a Jim O or Wilomn of your very own. Then you could take pictures of him to photoshop and spread all over the forum!
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That does it! I called my shrink and he told me to do exactly that but now I'm not gonna! And how dare you even use the nics of those two wonderful dieties! I am having their likenesses tattooed on my thighs and their names tattooed on my cheeks...You sick sick disgusting people! I bet you are Bi-Monkey lovers! Both of you!!


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Obviously it's beyond your intellectual ability to grasp the possibility of a true romantic relationship between a man and a monkey.
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Amen brother. I knew you'd confess. I bet you are actually A_Kendergirl too you gender confused monkey buggering creature of the night.
 
What, you don't like that feeling?

That is the worst!!!

I'm so confused. I am I for or against the snorting of Coke? Is it me, or does that sound a little funny?
 
A_Kendergirl said:
What, you don't like that feeling?

That is the worst!!!

I'm so confused. I am I for or against the snorting of Coke? Is it me, or does that sound a little funny?
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Sounds like you are taking a page from Shelly's book and arguing with yourself. :argue:

Would you like a jacket or maybe a nice Monkey?
 
"Would you like to touch my monkey?"

Darn link didn't take you where I wanted it to! If you are curious, PM me!
 
kiote9 said:
Do you have ANY ideas how bloody damn hard it is to pretend to be crazy?
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Just because the car won't talk to your mother doesn't mean the water won't boil. If there is a reason to turn right in the back there will a rock. Jump sideways to the back and you will see what the dark looks like when the shoes are on wrong feet. Understand?
 
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